Ey up good folks 
I love a good old fashioned whinge and I’m inviting you all to join me in my mightily miserable mumblings.
Anything and everything that irks you in fact - get it off your chest here amongst similarly moaning buggers and instantly feel that you’ve put the world to rights and shit.
I’ll start: Why do film directors these days typically feel the need to pad out running times over two interminable hours?
In the good old days of the 1980’s and 90’s, ninety minutes was perfectly adequate to get the job done with no fucking about.
And another fucking thing(!!!) - What’s all this multiple listed production company shite before we even get to start the fucking film?! …..’Paramount Pictures in collaboration with Shit Hole pictures and Wanko Media presents a Nob Cheese production of a Jimmy Pissflaps film…..in association with…..’ - For fucks sake! Start the fucking film already!!!!
Over to you now my fellow moaning folks  |
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"Why is it when you don't have the money for stuff you see loads of things you want and then when you do, nope, don't want it anymore! "
Because you never wanted the stuff, only the freedom to have it. |
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By *nnCeeWoman 10 weeks ago
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"Why are you always ill on your week off? I've needed a break, got tonnes to do, and here I am feeling like shit. It's not fair  "
Sorry you're feeling poorly.
I think this is because your body has been in "go" mode for so long, you have a break, relax and it's like "I've been fighting this for ages, now I can't anymore - bleurgh!!" |
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When are interest rates coming down?
Car finance companies in particular are milking this for all it's worth
Building society interest rates circa 5%
Car finance interest circa 13%
That's a fair disparity |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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Why is it that the person that you want to jump into bed with is either too far away at that precise moment or alternatively your diaries just cannot align? |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 10 weeks ago
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This phone is the most expensive phone I've ever bought, and it's fucking slow and falling apart already after only 3 months.
Specifically bought because it was supposed to be durable, and it's anything but..
useless piece of shit. |
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"Why is it when you don't have the money for stuff you see loads of things you want and then when you do, nope, don't want it anymore!
Because you never wanted the stuff, only the freedom to have it. "
Great line. I love it! |
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"YouTube ‘Unboxing’ videos.
What the fuck eh?!
The irrelevant mutherfuckers spend a good five minutes displaying and even measuring(!!!) the bloody box!
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… and YouTube videos of people “reacting” to someone else’s work. |
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"20mph speed limits on A roads. Fucking fuckers that thought this up. Side roads and near schools accepted but fucks sake. Takes at least 30mins longer to get anywhere now… "
Stay away from Edinburgh if you're driving. |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 10 weeks ago
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"20mph speed limits on A roads. Fucking fuckers that thought this up. Side roads and near schools accepted but fucks sake. Takes at least 30mins longer to get anywhere now…
Stay away from Edinburgh if you're driving. "
And Wales.... |
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