"Whilst we're on coffee shop phrases
Stuff like venti and grande
Are they more expensive than regular and large?
They sound it  "
I can’t take venti and grande seriously since I watched this.
https://youtu.be/SSk0B0dVq4g
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""Please take your items from the bagging area". Fuppin' Sainsburys self checkout wants rid of you as soon as you've paid, and keep nagging until you do."
Lidle is worse...
"Thank you for shopping at Lidl. See you again..... (because your too poor for Waitrose.. mwahahahahaha)" |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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In a restaurant when they bring the food and the waiter/waitress says "Enjoy". Please use a complete sentence "Enjoy your food" or "Enjoy it" (possibly with a "I trust that you enjoy ..." in front) but not just "enjoy"  |
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"Whilst we're on coffee shop phrases
Stuff like venti and grande
Are they more expensive than regular and large?
They sound it
I can’t take venti and grande seriously since I watched this.
https://youtu.be/SSk0B0dVq4g
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When you have an issue that you need help resolving by a more senior colleague and all you get is..
'do your best'
Like as opposed to your usual pathetic effort? Or...
'let's stick a pin in it'...
I'd fucking love to but that would be an assault. Or how about when that overly long and pretty much pointless meeting is about to end and you hear...
'can I just ask....' and it's been mentioned at least twice you pointless twat!
Sounds like an idea for a new thread.... Things you stop yourself from saying at work...
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"Whilst we're on coffee shop phrases
Stuff like venti and grande
Are they more expensive than regular and large?
They sound it
I can’t take venti and grande seriously since I watched this.
https://youtu.be/SSk0B0dVq4g
I feel read"
“Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.” Brilliant |
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By *nnCeeWoman 10 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
""Please take your items from the bagging area". Fuppin' Sainsburys self checkout wants rid of you as soon as you've paid, and keep nagging until you do.
Lidle is worse...
"Thank you for shopping at Lidl. See you again..... (because your too poor for Waitrose.. mwahahahahaha)""
"Have you scanned all your shopping today?"
Yeah, only the bits I'm not nicking... |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"We haven't had an annoying phrases thread for a while (unless I haven't noticed) so here goes with one I just heaerd in the cafe ..."
“Welcome to Starbucks” |
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