"I speak 2 languages. English… well Northern; and profanities. The second is the most commonly used "
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Le Petit Oiseau, your derrière speaks in braille and every time I stroke it it tells me unmentionable things of concupiscence! |
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"I speak 2 languages. English… well Northern; and profanities. The second is the most commonly used
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Le Petit Oiseau, your derrière speaks in braille and every time I stroke it it tells me unmentionable things of concupiscence!"
My bottom does not have bobbly bits SAF. I’ve just checked and it’s peachy  |
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"I speak 2 languages. English… well Northern; and profanities. The second is the most commonly used
Ah, you speak Scots?
Nope. But I get on well in Glasgow with all the fuck yous  "
Not surprising, we use profanity as punctuation up here. :D |
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"I speak 2 languages. English… well Northern; and profanities. The second is the most commonly used
Ah, you speak Scots?
Nope. But I get on well in Glasgow with all the fuck yous
Not surprising, we use profanity as punctuation up here. :D"
Same  |
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"My ex is Portuguese
That's some fucked up language
I could not get my head (or tongue) round that at all
Looks like Spanish when written, sounds sod all like it when spoken
olá,como vai  "
I did a lot of smiling at my Portuguese family, none of whom (apart from the ex) spoke any English
They pretty much just fed me and got me pissed on port every night  |
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