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By *or-Queening OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Manchester

...so the old saying goes. But what is it? Serious or silly answers welcome.

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By *eneralKenobiMan 10 weeks ago

North Angus

Peace

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Instant gratification in all things always

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By *asterMeliodasMan 10 weeks ago

Near Keith

A flux capacitor.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 10 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"A flux capacitor."

Great Scott

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

An inflatable dinosaur costume.

J

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By *og-ManMan 10 weeks ago

somewhere

Tits to play with ( ok two things )

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By *egoMan 10 weeks ago

Preston

A hug.

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By *ensualbicockMan 10 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

FFP and VAR to be scrapped

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By *elshnewbies69Couple 10 weeks ago

cardiff

A morning blow job

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By *hubs101Man 10 weeks ago

West Midlands

An unlimited bank account

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I think my serious answer is to be desired.

J

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By *ensualbicockMan 10 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

To be loved

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By *tokeguyxxMan 10 weeks ago

Newcastle

To be appreciated once in a while or wanted instead of needed for someones personal gain (normal every day life)

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By *eordieJeansCouple 10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

An empty squat rack.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Not to be objectified

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"An empty squat rack."

And bumper plates or a decent spotter!

J

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By *eordieJeansCouple 10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"An empty squat rack.

And bumper plates or a decent spotter!

J"

That’s 3 things. You’ve got to pick one.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman 10 weeks ago

In a town full of colours

A cum dump

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

Their egos stroked. They think their ego happens to be in their pants.

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By *vaRose43Woman 10 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

The Lego ultimate collectors edition millennium falcon?

No? Just mine at home then

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By *eordieJeansCouple 10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

To be the little spoon.

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By *he Silver FuxMan 10 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

A man-cave to retreat to

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By *affron40Woman 10 weeks ago

manchester

To be treated like a piece of meat

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By *oeBeansMan 10 weeks ago

Derby

England to win the Euros or a World Cup

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By *herrybakewellCouple 10 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I want the wholeeeeee package

Mr.

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By *heff123CoolMan 10 weeks ago

sheffield


"To be the little spoon."
to true haha

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By *affron40Woman 10 weeks ago

manchester

A FAF?

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By *heBigLibowskiMan 10 weeks ago

Hampshire

...and it's fucking disgusting

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By *eckme70Man 10 weeks ago

Strabane


"The Lego ultimate collectors edition millennium falcon?

No? Just mine at home then "

Lmao

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By *eckme70Man 10 weeks ago

Strabane

I'd like a few things

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By *oubleswing2019Man 10 weeks ago

Colchester

To tear down the patriarchy

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By *asterMeliodasMan 10 weeks ago

Near Keith

Serious answer: I just want to make people laugh and brighten their days up a bit. The days I consider myself the most accomplished are the ones on which I manage to do that.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"An empty squat rack.

And bumper plates or a decent spotter!

J

That’s 3 things. You’ve got to pick one."

Changing my answer to someone who can count.

J

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By *eordieJeansCouple 10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"An empty squat rack.

And bumper plates or a decent spotter!

J

That’s 3 things. You’ve got to pick one.

Changing my answer to someone who can count.

J"

A good spotter should be able to count. 1 out of 3 ain’t bad

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 10 weeks ago

Glasgow

I can’t speak for other men, but I just want a 1955 Pre-A Porsche 356 Super Speedster in Piano Black with brown leather interior.

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

Cake

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By *indergirlWoman 10 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

Dem bitches on tap

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By *restonguy1981Man 10 weeks ago

preston

Coffee

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By *restonguy1981Man 10 weeks ago

preston


"The Lego ultimate collectors edition millennium falcon?

No? Just mine at home then "

And coffee

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By *HUSH-Man 10 weeks ago

London

Serious answer.

To be able to grow old with those I deeply care about.

Silly answer.

The ability to eat as many almond croissants as I want and not get bloody love handles.

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By *urry BlokeMan 10 weeks ago

Fab fits somewhere between looking at new cars and looking at houses that are beyond my means

So, there is a pattern there - this man wants things that he can't have

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By *oeBeansMan 10 weeks ago

Derby


"An empty squat rack."

Or the one leg extension to be free

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By *eordieJeansCouple 10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"An empty squat rack.

Or the one leg extension to be free"

I recently changed gyms and the new one has two. I can still never get on one

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By *oeBeansMan 10 weeks ago

Derby


"An empty squat rack.

Or the one leg extension to be free

I recently changed gyms and the new one has two. I can still never get on one "

It's probably the only machine I'll ask to set in on as I know I won't get a chance otherwise

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By *ust want fun 888Man 10 weeks ago

nearby

A peaceful home life

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By *eordieJeansCouple 10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"An empty squat rack.

Or the one leg extension to be free

I recently changed gyms and the new one has two. I can still never get on one

It's probably the only machine I'll ask to set in on as I know I won't get a chance otherwise "

Luckily they’re both next to the treadmills so I just walk on there until one frees up.

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By *agatoXXXMan 10 weeks ago

Mordor

An alibi.

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By *8on33Man 10 weeks ago

winfrith

food is life

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 10 weeks ago

North West

A bigger penis.

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By *oeBeansMan 10 weeks ago

Derby


"An empty squat rack.

Or the one leg extension to be free

I recently changed gyms and the new one has two. I can still never get on one

It's probably the only machine I'll ask to set in on as I know I won't get a chance otherwise

Luckily they’re both next to the treadmills so I just walk on there until one frees up."

Good shout. Gotta keep those quads warm bro *fist bump*

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By *8on33Man 10 weeks ago

winfrith


"A bigger penis. "
I saw the biggest penis in the world yesterday (supposedly)

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By *agatoXXXMan 10 weeks ago

Mordor


"A bigger penis. I saw the biggest penis in the world yesterday (supposedly)"

So it was YOU at my window?

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By *ad NannaWoman 10 weeks ago

East London

To be left the fuck alone.

Apparently

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By *appytochatMan 10 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

Peace and quiet.

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By *hoirCouple 10 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"...so the old saying goes. But what is it? Serious or silly answers welcome."

To feel wanted and not treated as a commodity by a society that treats them as worse than dirt.

C

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By *opinovMan 10 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

A forest with an off-grid cabin and a dirt bike track.

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple 10 weeks ago

Newcastle

Someone who laughs at their jokes…however bad they are

Kx

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By *onttouchmychocoMan 10 weeks ago

London

A good fry up after a wild night out

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By *oxy RedWoman 10 weeks ago

Glasgow

A woman in the street and a freak in the sheets?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 10 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Four doughnuts, a foot rub and an orgasm

… oh no. Come to think of it.. that’s me.

Fuck knows what men want

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By *eckme70Man 10 weeks ago

Strabane


"Four doughnuts, a foot rub and an orgasm

… oh no. Come to think of it.. that’s me.

Fuck knows what men want "

I'd do without the doughnuts but everything else you said, ye can have mine doughnuts

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By *ustAnotherMan 10 weeks ago

Birmingham/ on the road

Opal fruits

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By *oo..Woman 10 weeks ago

Boo's World

Giant Monster Munch

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By *cottish guy 555Man 10 weeks ago

London


"A flux capacitor.

Great Scott "

That's heavy.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 10 weeks ago

Southampton


"England to win the Euros or a World Cup "

The women might do it

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By *cottish guy 555Man 10 weeks ago

London


"Four doughnuts, a foot rub and an orgasm

… oh no. Come to think of it.. that’s me.

Fuck knows what men want "

I've only got 3 doughnuts left. Damn.

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By *octor WhenMan 10 weeks ago

GLASGOW

Nutella

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By *ellinever70Woman 10 weeks ago

Ayrshire

To blow their load

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Ooh.

An absolute lack of consequences

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By *melia DominaTV/TS 10 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"An inflatable dinosaur costume.

J"

With fart spray .... (just seen the video hilarious!!!!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 10 weeks ago

North West


"A bigger penis. I saw the biggest penis in the world yesterday (supposedly)

So it was YOU at my window? "

Tell me more ....

B===========D

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By *veryday_Couple_NextdoorCouple 10 weeks ago

Bristol


"A woman in the street and a freak in the sheets? "
hawk tuah

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By *teve691000Man 10 weeks ago

West Midlands

A new mountain bike

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By *oxy RedWoman 10 weeks ago

Glasgow


"A woman in the street and a freak in the sheets? hawk tuah "

Have you seen the new version? Like pac man? Haha x

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By *og-ManMan 10 weeks ago

somewhere

To win the fantasy premier league competition

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By *linyMan 10 weeks ago

Manchester/London

A smaller Sky remote to make their strangulated cock look bigger?

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By *punk n gushCouple 10 weeks ago

walmer

Start life again

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 10 weeks ago

Essex

To slouch on the sofa with one hand down the front of their trousers…

(Apparently all men are Al Bundy)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"To slouch on the sofa with one hand down the front of their trousers…

(Apparently all men are Al Bundy)"

Al Bundy is my hero.

But Peg Bundy is my role model.

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By *till gameMan 10 weeks ago

two doors down


"England to win the Euros or a World Cup "

So that’s your silly answer, what’s your serious one ?

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By *agatoXXXMan 10 weeks ago

Mordor


"To slouch on the sofa with one hand down the front of their trousers…

(Apparently all men are Al Bundy)"

Al Bundy for President.

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By *ubFTMTV/TS 10 weeks ago

Swindon

2JZ Toyota Supra Stutututu

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"To slouch on the sofa with one hand down the front of their trousers…

(Apparently all men are Al Bundy)

Al Bundy for President."

He can only be better than Trump.

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By *onkoMan 10 weeks ago

here and there

Women to stop spamming my inbox with boob pics.

If you've seen one set you've seen them all

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By *appytochatMan 10 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest


"Women to stop spamming my inbox with boob pics.

If you've seen one set you've seen them all

"

Don't worry ladies... You can divert all mail to my inbox instead

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman 10 weeks ago

Manchester

The fastest car

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By *egasus NobMan 10 weeks ago

Merton

^ Ass

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By *eneralKenobiMan 10 weeks ago

North Angus

To be fair I’ve 3 things I want right now

Pulled pork

Strawberry Nesquik

Milky Way crispy rolls

In no particular order

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By *agatoXXXMan 10 weeks ago

Mordor


"To be fair I’ve 3 things I want right now

Pulled pork

Strawberry Nesquik

Milky Way crispy rolls

In no particular order "

Is pulled pork a euphemism?

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By *eneralKenobiMan 10 weeks ago

North Angus


"To be fair I’ve 3 things I want right now

Pulled pork

Strawberry Nesquik

Milky Way crispy rolls

In no particular order

Is pulled pork a euphemism? "

Nope slather it in bbq and I’m good

Still not a euphemism

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By *ragonbaitCouple 10 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare


"The Lego ultimate collectors edition millennium falcon?

No? Just mine at home then "

Marry me!!!

Or now there’s the F1 cars…….

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By *ayd100Man 10 weeks ago

clitheroe

A mirror

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 10 weeks ago

Norwich

Pie.

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By *ominanTeeMan 10 weeks ago

Sligo

A throuple with 2 girls and myself

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 10 weeks ago

Home

The keys to a Lamborghini

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By *ornyperv100Man 10 weeks ago

Tunbridge wells

For women to want it as much as they do.

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By *neeyedwillieMan 10 weeks ago

Darlington

Trio biscuits to come back...again.

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By *ezoMan 10 weeks ago

The Kingdom

To understand women...or at least confidence.

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By *etterdays2021Man 10 weeks ago

PETERBOROUGH

A reply

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By *an DeLyonMan 10 weeks ago

County Durham

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By *lynJMan 10 weeks ago

Morden

A decent pint of beer.

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By *tYourPleasure_80Man 10 weeks ago

Newcastle/Leeds/Manchester

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

Biscuits.

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By *r John WickMan 10 weeks ago

The Continental

Piccalilli

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By *enStarrMan 10 weeks ago

Lancaster


"An inflatable dinosaur costume.

J"

This.

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By *heelerMan 10 weeks ago

Northants

A slice of cake with my coffee

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By *heelerMan 10 weeks ago

Northants

A positive reply from one of my messages I send on here.

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

Soggy biscuits.

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By *irtyboy 21Man 10 weeks ago

skelmersdale

Just want to have fun

No wait that’s girls lol

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By *lmost TouchingMan 10 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat.

A girl who can suck a golf ball through 12 inches of garden hose.

(Ok… I think in my case that is excessive, 6 inches)

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By *oe n JayCouple 10 weeks ago

Surrey


"A flux capacitor.

Great Scott "

This is heavy Doc.

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

We wanna have a good time, we wanna get loaded ….

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By *relanddirectMan 10 weeks ago

cheshire

Right now a bacon sandwich x

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By *agicM53XMan 10 weeks ago

Orpington


"Peace "

This

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

A leg massage as they are in bits after 2 half marathon training runs at weekend

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By *bi HaiveMan 10 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sleep

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By *umalotagainMan 10 weeks ago

a town called malice


"Four doughnuts, a foot rub and an orgasm

… oh no. Come to think of it.. that’s me.

Fuck knows what men want "

I have doughnuts

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 10 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

Someone to take the shell off his eggie before he dips his soldiers

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By *umalotagainMan 10 weeks ago

a town called malice


"Someone to take the shell off his eggie before he dips his soldiers "

If my soldier is getting dipped into any of you filthy lot he is staying covered thanks

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 10 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Cheese

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By *heGateKeeperMan 10 weeks ago

Stratford

Arsenal to win the league

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"A flux capacitor.

Great Scott

This is heavy Doc."

Weight has nothing to do with it!

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By *akedMMan 10 weeks ago

Witney

A cuddle

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By *or-Queening OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Manchester


"We wanna have a good time, we wanna get loaded …."

You Wild Angel, you.

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By *immyinreadingMan 10 weeks ago

henley on thames

Golf

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