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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate

The fab bar is open, who's having what??

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By *asterMeliodasMan 19 weeks ago

Newmill

Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur.

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur."

Good call. Not had it in a long time

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By *andT2023Couple 19 weeks ago

in the middle


"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur.

Good call. Not had it in a long time"

A cocktail ... right now any would do !!

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By *batMan 19 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

A cool IPA please. It's 'effing hot here!

Gbat

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur.

Good call. Not had it in a long time

A cocktail ... right now any would do !!"

Sex on the beach coming up

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"A cool IPA please. It's 'effing hot here!

Gbat "

Most certainly. Good call

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By *andT2023Couple 19 weeks ago

in the middle


"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur.

Good call. Not had it in a long time

A cocktail ... right now any would do !!

Sex on the beach coming up"

Oooo yes please

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By *arkSovereignMan 19 weeks ago

Lancashire

One pornstar martini with a blowjob from under the table please!

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"One pornstar martini with a blowjob from under the table please! "

Would you like that pornstar dirty?

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur.

Good call. Not had it in a long time

A cocktail ... right now any would do !!

Sex on the beach coming up

Oooo yes please "

See I'm good

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

An extra long island ice tea please bartender

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"An extra long island ice tea please bartender"

Coming right up m'lady

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By *he love catsCouple 19 weeks ago

South Wales

1 pint of leffe blonde and a bag of chilli heatwave please barman.

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"1 pint of leffe blonde and a bag of chilli heatwave please barman."

With pleasure. Take a seat

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 19 weeks ago

Leeds

I'll take two pornstar martinis please.

Thank you very much.

Mrs

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By *ellroseWoman 19 weeks ago

Brum

Just a Diet Coke with ice and a slice thanks muchly

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By *r.SJMan 19 weeks ago

Wellingborough

An IPA would be good... followed by a flatliner

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Just a Diet Coke with ice and a slice thanks muchly "

Would you like the free diet moment to accompany the drink?

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"An IPA would be good... followed by a flatliner "

That kind of day eh?

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By *andT2023Couple 19 weeks ago

in the middle


"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur.

Good call. Not had it in a long time

A cocktail ... right now any would do !!

Sex on the beach coming up

Oooo yes please

See I'm good "

I know you are ...well most of the time

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By *arkSovereignMan 19 weeks ago

Lancashire


"One pornstar martini with a blowjob from under the table please!

Would you like that pornstar dirty?"

Oohhh! Leave that sort of talk until i’m actually back home Jay…

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By *arkSovereignMan 19 weeks ago

Lancashire


"I'll take two pornstar martinis please.

Thank you very much.

Mrs "

I hope one of them is for me…

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"One pornstar martini with a blowjob from under the table please!

Would you like that pornstar dirty?

Oohhh! Leave that sort of talk until i’m actually back home Jay… "

A professional question squire

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"I'll take two pornstar martinis please.

Thank you very much.

Mrs "

Apologies. You got queue jumped

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By *umalotagainMan 19 weeks ago

a town called malice

Dark rum and ginger beer lots of ice and a wedge of lime please bar tender

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Dark rum and ginger beer lots of ice and a wedge of lime please bar tender "

Coming right up

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By *vaRose43Woman 19 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Whisky and ginger please, lots of ice

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Whisky and ginger please, lots of ice"

With pleasure. Take a seat I'll be but a moment

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur.

Good call. Not had it in a long time

A cocktail ... right now any would do !!

Sex on the beach coming up

Oooo yes please

See I'm good

I know you are ...well most of the time "

Would the lady like a refill?

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By *ellroseWoman 19 weeks ago

Brum


"Just a Diet Coke with ice and a slice thanks muchly

Would you like the free diet moment to accompany the drink?"

Yeh go on then

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Just a Diet Coke with ice and a slice thanks muchly

Would you like the free diet moment to accompany the drink?

Yeh go on then "

Sit back and enjoy the torsos then

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By *obilebottomMan 19 weeks ago

All over

Just a coffee for me please. A bit too early for the other

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Just a coffee for me please. A bit too early for the other "

Any preference we have several filter coffees available

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By *obilebottomMan 19 weeks ago

All over


"Just a coffee for me please. A bit too early for the other

Any preference we have several filter coffees available"

No filter for me please, A nice freshly ground strong coffee please and a little bicuit on the side. A little cantuccini will be lovy, thanks.

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Just a coffee for me please. A bit too early for the other

Any preference we have several filter coffees available

No filter for me please, A nice freshly ground strong coffee please and a little bicuit on the side. A little cantuccini will be lovy, thanks. "

I'm a barman not a barista sir

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By *till gameMan 19 weeks ago

two doors down


"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur."

That’s because Big Innes has been in and d*unk it all

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By *obilebottomMan 19 weeks ago

All over


"Just a coffee for me please. A bit too early for the other

Any preference we have several filter coffees available

No filter for me please, A nice freshly ground strong coffee please and a little bicuit on the side. A little cantuccini will be lovy, thanks.

I'm a barman not a barista sir"

I will pop next door to Papa Tonioni for a proper coffee then and will come back later for a drink or too

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 19 weeks ago

Bromley

Could I possibly have a mojito classic and a strawberry mojito as it's been a very long day squire?

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By *nnCeeWoman 19 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur."

Hmmm... melon and cola... interesting combo...

A large glass of Sauvignon here, please, barkeep...

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Could I possibly have a mojito classic and a strawberry mojito as it's been a very long day squire?"

Coming right up. Take a load off while I prepare it

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Midori and cola! A depressingly small number of places actually stock midori, which sucks because it's such a great liqueur.

Hmmm... melon and cola... interesting combo...

A large glass of Sauvignon here, please, barkeep..."

Certainly m'lady

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By *lfa RomeoMan 19 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Apero spritz please bartender.

No jokes fellas , a men can drink what he likes

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By *till gameMan 19 weeks ago

two doors down

Evening, I’ll have an irn bru over ice please

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate

Take a seat gentlemen. Drinks will be with you shortly

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By *andT2023Couple 19 weeks ago

in the middle

Slippery nipple please x

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Slippery nipple please x"

Shall provide it personally

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

I'll have a BMW please

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By *alico_KittyWoman 19 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

Porn star martini plus a strawberry daquiri because I'm feeling greedy x

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By *oadsafun1960Man 19 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

A nice cold pint of Guinness please

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Bottle of rum

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Please.

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

G&T please (preferably in a pint glass)

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By *ayRyu OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Harrogate

Apologies for the delay at the bar.

Orders coming up

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By *oadsafun1960Man 19 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

It's a bit dry in here

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By *onnyJohnMan 19 weeks ago

Doncaster


"The fab bar is open, who's having what??"

Henry Westerns original with crushed ice and splash of vimto please..

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Where did everyone go? I'm so hot, I'm in desperate need of a something large that's been nicely chilled

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple 19 weeks ago

ireland

Guinness for himself and ill have a mojhito please

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple 19 weeks ago

ireland


"Guinness for himself and ill have a mojhito please "

Mojito!

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By *arkSovereignMan 19 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Where did everyone go? I'm so hot, I'm in desperate need of a something large that's been nicely chilled "

I’ve just taken me cock out of the freezer if you’re interested?

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By *heGateKeeperMan 19 weeks ago

Stratford

A glasss of red and a hug

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Anything other than zero alcohol wine - proper gopping

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago


"Where did everyone go? I'm so hot, I'm in desperate need of a something large that's been nicely chilled

I’ve just taken me cock out of the freezer if you’re interested? "

Will it cool me down? I'm hot all over

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago


"Where did everyone go? I'm so hot, I'm in desperate need of a something large that's been nicely chilled

I’ve just taken me cock out of the freezer if you’re interested?

Will it cool me down? I'm hot all over "

Like whacking one of those ice pops inside

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By *illie99TV/TS 19 weeks ago

Central Scotland

One lagavoulin please

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago


"Where did everyone go? I'm so hot, I'm in desperate need of a something large that's been nicely chilled

I’ve just taken me cock out of the freezer if you’re interested?

Will it cool me down? I'm hot all over

Like whacking one of those ice pops inside "

Yes but imagine if it got stuck inside and you had to rush down to B'mouth hospital Mind you, I'm in no doubt they've seen worse

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By *orny PTMan 19 weeks ago

Peterborough

A large VAT landlord and one for yourself.

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By *arriLadMan 19 weeks ago

North West

Margarita and keep them coming

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By *arkSovereignMan 19 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Where did everyone go? I'm so hot, I'm in desperate need of a something large that's been nicely chilled

I’ve just taken me cock out of the freezer if you’re interested?

Will it cool me down? I'm hot all over "

It can transform into a snake and slither all over your body if you’d like. That’ll ought to cool you right down!

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