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By *ORBCouple 30 weeks ago
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False. By the time I get my hairpiece in place, my hearing aid batteries charged, my contact lenses in, my false teeth brushed and rinsed, my enhanced penis fitted and find my Zimmer frame it's usually too late to go out.
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"Yeah I’m always ready before C - always.
I can walk the dog, feed the dog, bake, do a crossword before she’s ready*
*I could all that but I just perve on FAB instead
K"
Is this why there’s been no cake so far?! ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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"Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me
How much hair do you have? "
Not as much as I used to but it does take a while to wash, use a hair mask, allow to dry a bit then blow dry and style. I need 90 mins to do it properly and 45 to do it roughly. |
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"Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me
How much hair do you have?
Not as much as I used to but it does take a while to wash, use a hair mask, allow to dry a bit then blow dry and style. I need 90 mins to do it properly and 45 to do it roughly. "
Some women are worth the wait. ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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"Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me
How much hair do you have?
Not as much as I used to but it does take a while to wash, use a hair mask, allow to dry a bit then blow dry and style. I need 90 mins to do it properly and 45 to do it roughly.
Some women are worth the wait. "
A silver tongued, charmer is what you are Mr Chunky |
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"Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me
How much hair do you have?
Not as much as I used to but it does take a while to wash, use a hair mask, allow to dry a bit then blow dry and style. I need 90 mins to do it properly and 45 to do it roughly.
Some women are worth the wait.
A silver tongued, charmer is what you are Mr Chunky"
One tries. ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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"Yeah I’m always ready before C - always.
I can walk the dog, feed the dog, bake, do a crossword before she’s ready*
*I could all that but I just perve on FAB instead
K
Is this why there’s been no cake so far?! "
Squashies and chocolate until you’ve got all the stamps on your bonus card then carrot cake ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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If I know I have something on I wash my hair in the morning and let it mostly air dry then blow dry before it's fully dry.
Laat minute plans I avoid for this reason
It takes me an hour to get ready which is spent doing my face and finding that necklace/bag/pair of shoes that I'd obviously put away so neatly last time ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"False. I have many battles with my curly hair.
You have curly hair!?!"
Past a certain length it’s a nightmare. It’s getting a chop tomorrow. I know I’m not quite on your curl level You definitely win this one. |
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"Yeah I’m always ready before C - always.
I can walk the dog, feed the dog, bake, do a crossword before she’s ready*
*I could all that but I just perve on FAB instead
K
Is this why there’s been no cake so far?!
Squashies and chocolate until you’ve got all the stamps on your bonus card then carrot cake "
To be fair, we may not be headed to Dragons Den without the squishies and chocolate
Takes me about 15 mins to get ready. Which is usually about 10 more minutes than I have time for but I could take about 45 if I had the time to do so. I’ve been known to be ready before some of my male friends before now. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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I spend about 3 mins doing my makeup, I should probably spend more.
My hair is probably the most time consuming, I tend to just whack it up as I can't be arsed but I'm trying not to do that for meets.
I generally know what I'm wearing before hand, so not that long really. |
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"Although are we including washing and blow drying hair? That's an hour and a half for me
How much hair do you have?
Not as much as I used to but it does take a while to wash, use a hair mask, allow to dry a bit then blow dry and style. I need 90 mins to do it properly and 45 to do it roughly. "
This makes me grateful for thin hair
Only a little bit though! |
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"No, not at all. I have my metrosexual routine. Everything is a blissful ritual when I'm getting ready to go out.
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A la Patrick Batemen?"
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A little like "Patrick Batemen" (sic) but he has some catching up to do. |
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"No, not at all. I have my metrosexual routine. Everything is a blissful ritual when I'm getting ready to go out.
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A la Patrick Batemen?
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A little like "Patrick Batemen" (sic) but he has some catching up to do."
He lacks your finesse |
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"Anyone who doesn't spend much direct time on short term appearance does.
I'm a start getting ready five minutes before we leave kind of girl "
What she said! It's not about easy or not, it's about choice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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A further question -
How many outfits and shoes do you take when you have a hotel date?
To make that clear you are booked into a hotel you are going out - out, and you are going to be staying over for the night. |
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"No, not at all. I have my metrosexual routine. Everything is a blissful ritual when I'm getting ready to go out.
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A la Patrick Batemen?
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A little like "Patrick Batemen" (sic) but he has some catching up to do.
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He lacks your finesse"
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This is why I like you. Always the gentleman. |
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"A further question -
How many outfits and shoes do you take when you have a hotel date?
To make that clear you are booked into a hotel you are going out - out, and you are going to be staying over for the night. "
Three.
One for going out- out, one for the next day, and lingerie. |
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By *izz70Woman 30 weeks ago
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Yes I think men have it easy compared to women. I like to bath, shave , shower, moisture, brush my teeth, floss then brush teeth again, knickers and flip flips on, then deodorant haha i have a going out routine, shall I carry on ? Hubby just showers asks me to choose him a nice top splash of aftershave and he's ready and waiting for me |
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"No, not at all. I have my metrosexual routine. Everything is a blissful ritual when I'm getting ready to go out.
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A la Patrick Batemen?
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A little like "Patrick Batemen" (sic) but he has some catching up to do.
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He lacks your finesse
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This is why I like you. Always the gentleman."
For you and a select few, dear Nero. |
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A mate of mine (mega poser, thought he was Simon Le Bon!) spent ages getting ready for a night out. I'd often call round at his on the way out and his mum said "he'll be at least another 15 mins, he's washing his hair", so I used to sit watching telly with his sister while his mum was in the kitchen.
At least I got to kiss and finger her while I was waiting for him to style his hair!
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"When getting ready to go out - out.
True or false? "
I'm wipe clean in the hair department... or lack of! So I'd say yes. Nice shirt, good jeans, and kicks to match the nights affairs with a couple splashes of something nice n we good baby! |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Anyone who doesn't spend much direct time on short term appearance does.
I'm a start getting ready five minutes before we leave kind of girl "
Yes but how late do you end up being by doing that? |
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False, I spend a lot of time making sure that I'm presentable and that includes tending to my beard. A fine fragrance is picked and sprayed evenly, not overly so I'm
not overpowering. Presentation is always taken care of. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"A further question -
How many outfits and shoes do you take when you have a hotel date?
To make that clear you are booked into a hotel you are going out - out, and you are going to be staying over for the night.
Three.
One for going out- out, one for the next day, and lingerie. "
Also 3. I had three pairs of shoes, two pairs of pants, three shirts and three Blazers.
I stayed for one night and wasn’t sure what to wear to go out.
I didn’t bring any lingerie ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *izz70Woman 30 weeks ago
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"A further question -
How many outfits and shoes do you take when you have a hotel date?
To make that clear you are booked into a hotel you are going out - out, and you are going to be staying over for the night. "
I usually take a couple of outfit choices for the evening out, a couple of lingerie choices ( dependant on the mood ) and an outfit for going home back to reality. I take two pairs of shoes usually, one low enough to walk and dance in and one high enough to wear in the bedroom for later ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"When getting ready to go out - out.
True or false?
True...
I can shower, shave, brush my teeth, iron a shirt, and get dressed in 20-25 minutes.
Cal"
But Is that for work or a date? |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"I start getting ready for anything three hours before I need to be there.
I’ve not met a man that needs three hours.
3 hours?!?! How much hair do you have to tame lol???"
I take about 45 minutes to do my hair. The rest of the time is spent doing makeup, beautifying my skin (not my face but the rest of my body), adorning myself, getting dressed, etc. |
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Depends
Yes , can iron a shirt, shower shave tidy ready.
However, I lived with a woman and when going out she would run in bathroom first and take 45 minutes at least and that’s not including picking an outfit. |
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By *ripfillMan 30 weeks ago
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If it’s a suit -it’s easy
Shower scrub shave
Pre ironed shirt - lucky pants on
Socks checked ( matching ) shoes buffed and shining
Apply the selected perfume
Hair sort of correct
Out -
My partner 30/40 mins just selecting what to wear
Before showering …
Easy for men generally …
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