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You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything .....
What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ?
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They look like a 6ft dark haired green eyed amazing man, with a chest I love to rest my head on & a cock crafted by god himself.
His temperament is a bit of a cunt but he's my cunt & shhhh don't tell anyone but he's a softie really!
What does he do? He spends the time learning my body, noticing my reactions and forever making my orgasms better and better, he loves to please as much as receive & he makes me look good in pics
He's already real, mine & I'm very lucky.
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She's a 5'7" redhead with hazel eyes, on the larger side with massive boobs and a cheeky smile. A seamstress trying to get a lolita clothing brand off the ground.
She's got a troubled past, but is kind, considerate to a fault, funny, a little bit crazy and yeah I'm just describing my wife but you never told me I couldn't |
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"They look like a 6ft dark haired green eyed amazing man, with a chest I love to rest my head on & a cock crafted by god himself.
His temperament is a bit of a cunt but he's my cunt & shhhh don't tell anyone but he's a softie really!
What does he do? He spends the time learning my body, noticing my reactions and forever making my orgasms better and better, he loves to please as much as receive & he makes me look good in pics
He's already real, mine & I'm very lucky.
Mrs "
I knew this was sloppy when it was in the affirmative present.... |
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Dark hair, pale skinned, similar height, either dark eyes or eyes that stand out due to the pale skin and dark hair.feminine curves and great bum and boobs.
Personality funny, quirky, strong with a hint of vulnerability and intelligence.
Can excite my mind as well as my loins
Sexually compatible is a must.
Not asking for much am I? |
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"She's a 5'7" redhead with hazel eyes, on the larger side with massive boobs and a cheeky smile. A seamstress trying to get a lolita clothing brand off the ground.
She's got a troubled past, but is kind, considerate to a fault, funny, a little bit crazy and yeah I'm just describing my wife but you never told me I couldn't"
I wouldn't forbid you anything Keith Whichisntmynamebuttheplaceicomefrom. |
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"Dark hair, pale skinned, similar height, either dark eyes or eyes that stand out due to the pale skin and dark hair.feminine curves and great bum and boobs.
Personality funny, quirky, strong with a hint of vulnerability and intelligence.
Can excite my mind as well as my loins
Sexually compatible is a must.
Not asking for much am I? "
I can dye my hair .... oh and buy contacts... and grow... mmmm curves are perhaps drooping in the wrong direction ... i got quirky but the .....
I give up you chucked me before we started.
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"Dark hair, pale skinned, similar height, either dark eyes or eyes that stand out due to the pale skin and dark hair.feminine curves and great bum and boobs.
Personality funny, quirky, strong with a hint of vulnerability and intelligence.
Can excite my mind as well as my loins
Sexually compatible is a must.
Not asking for much am I?
I can dye my hair .... oh and buy contacts... and grow... mmmm curves are perhaps drooping in the wrong direction ... i got quirky but the .....
I give up you chucked me before we started.
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I have to give you points for your commitment ) |
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"She's a 5'7" redhead with hazel eyes, on the larger side with massive boobs and a cheeky smile. A seamstress trying to get a lolita clothing brand off the ground.
She's got a troubled past, but is kind, considerate to a fault, funny, a little bit crazy and yeah I'm just describing my wife but you never told me I couldn't
I wouldn't forbid you anything Keith Whichisntmynamebuttheplaceicomefrom. "
I've only had to point that out twice and it was to the same person, am I fuck becoming known for that. That is not my thing. :P |
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"She's a 5'7" redhead with hazel eyes, on the larger side with massive boobs and a cheeky smile. A seamstress trying to get a lolita clothing brand off the ground.
She's got a troubled past, but is kind, considerate to a fault, funny, a little bit crazy and yeah I'm just describing my wife but you never told me I couldn't
I wouldn't forbid you anything Keith Whichisntmynamebuttheplaceicomefrom.
I've only had to point that out twice and it was to the same person, am I fuck becoming known for that. That is not my thing. :P"
K blimey. I only saw it once...... I am buggery calling you master.
I'll think on |
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Ah Granny, his accent changes daily from Scottish to Home Counties to French but the rest is as follows:
*Tall & toned with hunky shoulders - think Olympic swimmer
*Long,or at least floppy, hair
*short,well kept beard or stubble
*Green or brown eyes, nice teeth
*Humour of Jimmy Carr
*tactile & caring
*Has a kilt and a beautiful penis
If you know him, can you pass him my number?
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"Ah Granny, his accent changes daily from Scottish to Home Counties to French but the rest is as follows:
*Tall & toned with hunky shoulders - think Olympic swimmer
*Long,or at least floppy, hair
*short,well kept beard or stubble
*Green or brown eyes, nice teeth
*Humour of Jimmy Carr
*tactile & caring
*Has a kilt and a beautiful penis
If you know him, can you pass him my number?
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Oh I will I will |
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Fit as fuck. Boobs I can’t take my eyes off and N ass that just don’t quit, & a mouth to match. Yep, that back chatting stuff is adorable.
A lady in the street and a slit in the sheets! …but how would anyone else know?
Probably brunette, a real girly girl.
She’d also enjoy walks around galleries and the wholesome stuff and fucking all morning long on a Sunday … and had a bi-sexual hot girlfriend |
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"It's me, Granny.
It's just me
You can't love another if you do not love yourself , so hope for you yet."
I love other people too. But they're so wildly different aesthetically that saying I have a preference for one look among them over the others would be unfair and untrue |
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"You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything .....
What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ?
The phrase - 'She/he's on here. You know who you are ' is punishable and disallowed."
What about you, Crumpet? |
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Assertive
Communicates openly and collaboratively
Empathetic
Tactile and sensual
Explorative
Emotionally expressive
Spontaneous
Playful
Dark humour
Some people there's just a vibe with, like we can sit in a bubble of tranquility together. I'm not sure there's a formula for that, I think it requires a certain amount of imperfection. The quirkiness just fits together.
I think the chances of creating that person, even if it were possible, are even less likely than stumbling upon each other. I think leaving it to fate would be more optimal. |
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"Ah Granny, his accent changes daily from Scottish to Home Counties to French but the rest is as follows:
*Tall & toned with hunky shoulders - think Olympic swimmer
*Long,or at least floppy, hair
*short,well kept beard or stubble
*Green or brown eyes, nice teeth
*Humour of Jimmy Carr
*tactile & caring
*Has a kilt and a beautiful penis
If you know him, can you pass him my number?
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I can manage the Scottish accent, the beard, the humour, the tactile, the caring, the kilt and the penis. :P
And Granny, Melody will do me fine. XD |
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"You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything .....
What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ?
The phrase - 'She/he's on here. You know who you are ' is punishable and disallowed.
What about you, Crumpet?"
Okay Willy ! Without even seeing me ...... what a luster YOU are ! |
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If pick n mix did partners....
Taller than me. Thickly built. Smiley. Self assured. Chatty. Enthusiastic (doesn't really matter about what. If you wanna tell me about your rare pokemon card collection with the enthusiasm of a five year old... Imma be on for the ride!). Smells good. Eyes I could drown in. Tactile. Big or muscly hands /forearms. Likes a long lie. Curious to learn. And a hairy chest I can run my fingers through! |
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To Willy,
I don't think that classical looks will matter to me, his strength would lie in his presence.
He would be firm, dark, naturally muscular.
He would hold himself well and demonstrate calmness , confidence , awareness yet be unhurried.
He would be in for the long seduction having total understanding of less being more.
Not only would he lack crudenss , he would have no need of it in securing sex , which he views as an ultimate pleasure between two beings and he savours arousal, growing desires and astutely realises there are benefits to be derived from long earned patience and wisdom.
He has no time for childish flirtations , repartee , infantile denials or refusals due to overly developed moral teachings leading to subjugation of the sexually sublime
Tactile, sensual , a clear understanding of mutual pleasure and how to dance the dance of copulation with the partner of the moment ......
Pheremoniously alluring I guess...... just oozing arousal .... sigh ..
Anyone FAF ? |
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"To Willy,
I don't think that classical looks will matter to me, his strength would lie in his presence.
He would be firm, dark, naturally muscular.
He would hold himself well and demonstrate calmness , confidence , awareness yet be unhurried.
He would be in for the long seduction having total understanding of less being more.
Not only would he lack crudenss , he would have no need of it in securing sex , which he views as an ultimate pleasure between two beings and he savours arousal, growing desires and astutely realises there are benefits to be derived from long earned patience and wisdom.
He has no time for childish flirtations , repartee , infantile denials or refusals due to overly developed moral teachings leading to subjugation of the sexually sublime
Tactile, sensual , a clear understanding of mutual pleasure and how to dance the dance of copulation with the partner of the moment ......
Pheremoniously alluring I guess...... just oozing arousal .... sigh ..
Anyone FAF ?"
You've basically just described me, GC |
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Quietly confident and unafraid to be open. At ease with himself. Comfortable with physical affection, yet not suffocatingly needy with it. Playful, yet eager to talk on a deeper level at times. Intelligence with compassion. Respectful, curious, non-judgemental. Conversation between us is effortless.
Tall, with broad strong shoulders, darkish hair, blue or green eyes. Chest hair for me to nuzzle into. Must smell amazing.
Sensual, tender, responsive, yet spirited and firm when things get passionate.
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It varies, but choose from
Gillian Anderson
Jenny Agutter
Adele Exarchopoulos
Lily James
Aishwariya Rai
Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz
Miss Lemonbuttercream
Could probably go on all day- but any of the above invoke a full on Sid James 'Phwoaaaaaaaaaaar!' |
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Mixed race with curly hair. Dark brown eyes and fire in her heart!
Empathic, spiritual, creative and intuitive with a desire to live her life to the fullest.
Not scared to stand alone and hunt her dreams down. She'd always be up for adventures as much as chilling out and dancing the nights a way together on the roof of the flats.
Highly intelligent and a strong sense of honour and integrity. Be up for adopting and building a home with me where we could turn the land and teach the children how to live life on their terms.
I have a lot more, but I think that'll do for now. Let's see what the universe throws back to me haha |
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"Mixed race with curly hair. Dark brown eyes and fire in her heart!
Empathic, spiritual, creative and intuitive with a desire to live her life to the fullest.
Not scared to stand alone and hunt her dreams down. She'd always be up for adventures as much as chilling out and dancing the nights a way together on the roof of the flats.
Highly intelligent and a strong sense of honour and integrity. Be up for adopting and building a home with me where we could turn the land and teach the children how to live life on their terms.
I have a lot more, but I think that'll do for now. Let's see what the universe throws back to me haha "
Mixed race is a very ambiguous term. Which races? |
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"Mixed race with curly hair. Dark brown eyes and fire in her heart!
Empathic, spiritual, creative and intuitive with a desire to live her life to the fullest.
Not scared to stand alone and hunt her dreams down. She'd always be up for adventures as much as chilling out and dancing the nights a way together on the roof of the flats.
Highly intelligent and a strong sense of honour and integrity. Be up for adopting and building a home with me where we could turn the land and teach the children how to live life on their terms.
I have a lot more, but I think that'll do for now. Let's see what the universe throws back to me haha
Mixed race is a very ambiguous term. Which races? "
Given I was adopted and raised by a rasta couple in brixton, I tend to lean towards Jamaican and women from the carribean. White, Asian or east Asian on the other side dosent bother me. I'm half Chinese and half Scottish, so I find others from mixed backgrounds tend to understand the strange thing that happens when you don't really belong to either but at the same time you do and how bs it feels to go through life feeling like you have to justify yourself to others about your heritage. |
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Mixed race is a very ambiguous term. Which races?
More importantly, why do you care which races they are?"
You put it in a public forum so I responded. That’s what forums are for but if you must know it’s because I’m mixed race and I was genuinely interested. |
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You put it in a public forum so I responded. That’s what forums are for but if you must know it’s because I’m mixed race and I was genuinely interested."
Cool, i respect that. What part of the spice rack are you from? |
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You put it in a public forum so I responded. That’s what forums are for but if you must know it’s because I’m mixed race and I was genuinely interested.
Cool, i respect that. What part of the spice rack are you from? "
I won’t say exactly where on her but South Asian and English. |
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You put it in a public forum so I responded. That’s what forums are for but if you must know it’s because I’m mixed race and I was genuinely interested.
Cool, i respect that. What part of the spice rack are you from?
I won’t say exactly where on her but South Asian and English."
South Asia has some beautiful countries in it, man. I lived out in Sri Lanka and Nepal for a bit |
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"100% prime Scotch beef, here. (notwithstanding that there's some English and Irish in there as well)"
When I looked into my Scottish side, they come from Granton on spey area. Fucking love going up to Scotland. It's rugged af up there and the people have a good way to them. |
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"I don’t think I’ve got a physical type, but some people have just got that kind of air about that that makes you want to rip their clothes off.
So yeah, one of those please "
Similar. The two guys I've done the Sex with recently couldn't be more physically different.
I want the one who makes me go all gooey |
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"You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything .....
What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ?
The phrase - 'She/he's on here. You know who you are ' is punishable and disallowed."
She's on here, and she DOESN'T know who she is. |
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"I don’t think I’ve got a physical type, but some people have just got that kind of air about that that makes you want to rip their clothes off.
So yeah, one of those please "
I think that's just a fart.... |
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"They look like a 6ft dark haired green eyed amazing man, with a chest I love to rest my head on & a cock crafted by god himself.
His temperament is a bit of a cunt but he's my cunt & shhhh don't tell anyone but he's a softie really!
What does he do? He spends the time learning my body, noticing my reactions and forever making my orgasms better and better, he loves to please as much as receive & he makes me look good in pics
He's already real, mine & I'm very lucky.
Mrs "
Couple goals |
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"You are granted one wish. It is to describe the person who would be your sexual dream your ideal your everything .....
What do they look like? What do they do? What is their temperament like ?
The phrase - 'She/he's on here. You know who you are ' is punishable and disallowed."
Easy... Wendy James |
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Hair just long enough to grab hold of, strong and sexy in body and mind, beautiful soul, judges nobody and expects very little in return for a lot given. Has a language matched by nobody I've met before, knows their way around 'any' body like its there own and has the most amazing butt. Anyone would think I knew them |
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Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship.
Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued". |
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"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship.
Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued"."
Very pc if I may say? |
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"100% prime Scotch beef, here. (notwithstanding that there's some English and Irish in there as well)"
I thought I was English too until I was 'tested'...... by birth maybe but not genetically. My guess is you will have something Nordic lurking. |
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Wild sense of humour - bright as you like , speaks french loves to ride on the back of my bike
Enjoys my cider , loves an ex battered rugby player’s body
Sticks up for environmental issues, green fingers in the garden
Loves my cooking
And makes love like it’s their last ….
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When it comes to temparememt, I want them to be assertive and direct, I want communication between us both to be open and honest. I want someone who genuinely cares about my pleasure and pays attention to my body to see what makes me tick. Something I've only realised lately is aftercare makes a big difference when it comes to pleasure. I adore a man who isn't afraid to be vocal and let's me know how much he's enjoying it. And obviously, no pressure between us both no matter what happens, someone who isn't so serious that you can laugh with if something doesn't go to plan.
When it comes to looks, I love a bigger man; think rugby type bod. I like men firm and hair is a turn on too. I honestly don't mind the face as long as I find them attractive and I find many types of men attractive but I am drawn to dark hair and well groomed bearded men. If Henry Cavill asked me to bed I'd be delighted. |
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"I'm always up at 6, I was referring to you lol."
I up anywhere from 4 - 6 ... every day Average would be 5.15 ish I guess.
Right now i'm hydrated, bathed , dressed and on my out to an appointment. Back in an hour for some gardening |
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From reading the description from the ladies, I'm noticing there is no call for bald men... either I'm reading the wrong studies or my family lied to me hahaha. I thought women were meant to find us more masculine lol (shoulder shrug) |
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"From reading the description from the ladies, I'm noticing there is no call for bald men... either I'm reading the wrong studies or my family lied to me hahaha. I thought women were meant to find us more masculine lol (shoulder shrug)"
In fairness, nobody mentioned bald women either. |
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"From reading the description from the ladies, I'm noticing there is no call for bald men... either I'm reading the wrong studies or my family lied to me hahaha. I thought women were meant to find us more masculine lol (shoulder shrug)
In fairness, nobody mentioned bald women either."
Touché |
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"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship.
Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued"."
Yeah, but is she hot? I'd need her to be hot too, but I'm shallow like that. |
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"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship.
Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued".
Yeah, but is she hot? I'd need her to be hot too, but I'm shallow like that."
I'm fucking boiling. Back to the aircon I go! |
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Ok...
For me, good sense of humour and personality, 40+, curves, a smile to melt tungsten, legs for days, and boobs to get smothered by.
Oh, and no cat owners. Definitely no cat owners.
Send your CVs ladies. |
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"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship.
Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued".
Yeah, but is she hot? I'd need her to be hot too, but I'm shallow like that."
Cool. The "icier" the better
I don't appreciate gushy/warm personalities. |
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By *lder.Woman 11 weeks ago
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"A modern day Camille Monfort, plenty of sass, mysterious, rule breaking and very bitey."
I was just reading about her the other day! The Amazonian Vampire. She may be on here to kill some time |
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"Boobs
Pretty eyes
Devilish smile
That’ll be Rachel Riley......
Surely the most attractive woman known to human kind?
She's fuck ugly on the inside though- bring back Carol"
Carol will always be a hero, but I'm curious why you say rachel is ugly on the inside |
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Looks wise-curvy-up to bbw. Not worried about hair colour, pale skin, covered in freckles (I have a thing for freckles) decent sized boobs with decent nipples, mum bod is great! Down below-shaven or natural is fine with a good set of labia. Not worried about height. A great smile is a must. Age-35-50 ideally.
Personality-a happy and.sunny one (not nauseatingly so), slightly cheeky-into a bit of piss taking and leg pulling. Need that banter and charisma!
Job-not worried as long as they are passionate about what they do and have that drive and desire to bring about change. To have the courage to face a toxic situation and turn it around in a short space of time. Someone who may underestimate themselves a bit at times but with a little encouragement can do great things.
For me the appearance is a bonus-the second and third catagories are most important. Someone I could meet I may not consider to be my type but dig deeper and you never know! |
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"Strong conviction. Independent. Actively pursues their own goals and does not seek approval from others or succumb to gender-defined traditions or expectations. Forges their own path. Does not need a "partner" to feel complete. But will tolerate one for companionship.
Does not need a partner to oversee their life, but would tolerate one to support their views. Does not want to be "owned" but appreciates being "valued".
Very pc if I may say?"
You may. I resonate and align more harmoniously with those personality types and values. |
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