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It’s true, I thought it was eBay |
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I’ll give this thread 5 minutes. |
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By *vaRose43Woman 11 weeks ago
Forest of Dean |
"This site is fake!"
Something upset you?  |
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"This site is fake!"
Wait... this isn't deliverpoon? Well... that would explain why my order hasn't arrived yet. Thanks for the heads up, old boy |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"This site is fake!"
Indeed it is.
I am not real either. |
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You did not have to join, upon your own opinion, though you did for a reason, |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"This site is fake!"
It's rrrreeaalll...
It's faaaake!
It's rrrreeaalll...
It's faaaake!
It's rrrreeaalll...
It's faaaake!
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"This site is fake!"
Calm your tits bro |
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There ain't no fake but what you make. |
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By *mmaleiaWoman 11 weeks ago
East Northamptonshire |
Oh thank god! It’s all been a dream … |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"This site is fake!"
Is it a simulation? Or is it flat and not round?…  |
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By *omRachCouple 11 weeks ago
Wirral |
We have met 3 guys from this site, if they weren't real then the AI was shit hot. |
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Oh. My. God...if this is fake then the last 9 years have been fake with someone I met on here...I'm living in a fake world, it's all be a lie all along?! The wedding?! |
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"This site is fake!"
Thanks for the advice.
I gather then that all the couples and women I have met have also been fake. This is alarming as my imagination must have been running riot. I will check myself into the priory as soon as possible to deal with my mental delusions.
Did I also mention I was neurodivergent ?? |
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By *onkoMan 11 weeks ago
here and there |
It's so fake he had to say it twice |
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"It's so fake he had to say it twice "
That was just the echo in the internet void of which Fabswingers is ment to fill  |
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We’re all not real either. It was set up just to get at you.
Welcome to the Truman Show! |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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Checked, nope my boobs are real |
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"We’re all not real either. It was set up just to get at you.
Welcome to the Truman Show!"
Shhhhhhh! The directors will be pissed if they see this |
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By *ltrMan 11 weeks ago
sheffield |
Had to give myself a slap round the face when I read this post to make sure it was me |
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By *aseylee324Couple 11 weeks ago
Valley of Squinting Windows |
Not getting those guaranteed shags? Demand your money back |
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If this is the Matrix, can Keanu Reeves come say hi please |
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"Who pissed in your Cheerios? "
?????? |
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"Who pissed in your Cheerios? "
I think that's the problem. No one did and that's why he's unmasking the veil of reality in hope to find justification in the higher dimension? (Shoulder shrug) |
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"Not getting those guaranteed shags? Demand your money back "
We can do that? Can I have the contact details please? |
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Have we been meeting fake people then? Like AI? Omg why didn't anyone tell me sooner.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"It's so fake he had to say it twice
That was just the echo in the internet void of which Fabswingers is ment to fill "
Ha ha  x |
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"Who pissed in your Cheerios?
??????"
What? It means who annoyed you, since I assume the OP is feeling frustrated.
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"This site is fake!
Thanks for the advice.
I gather then that all the couples and women I have met have also been fake. This is alarming as my imagination must have been running riot. I will check myself into the priory as soon as possible to deal with my mental delusions.
Did I also mention I was neurodivergent ??"
Phew, it's not just me then imagining the meets I've had ha ha x |
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"Not getting those guaranteed shags? Demand your money back "
Many a true word said in jest! I happen to know a very eccentric 75 year old widowed multi millionaire, who upon hearing about some of his office staff getting dates off the internet, got his company secretary to upload a profile on a very well known dating site, and pay the subscription on the company credit card. When nobody fancied him he told the company secretary to get on to them a demand the money back. I don't think that he got a result though. |
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I only joined as i was looking for a roundabout or a slide and some swings for my garden.
This place is so fake. I've not seen one post for fab swings or even a half enjoyable slide or any decent garden play equipment.
So fake |
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeeeee. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.....
Own up...who's now singing to themselves  |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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Oh for god sake now i find out its fake!
Been on and off here for around 10 years and i never realised.
Its all so clear now.
Next thing somebody will say father christmas and the easter bunny is fake too... please dont tell me if they are, my heart couldnt take it this morning lol x |
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Want some cheese to accompany your whine? |
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Liked and shared. Hope I win.
Mr. |
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"It's so fake he had to say it twice
That was just the echo in the internet void of which Fabswingers is ment to fill "
A resounding success I’m sure |
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"This site is fake!"
In what way? |
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Did you not get your willy wet? |
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By *elloWoman 11 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
Does that mean your profile and your forum thread is also fake, well I'm glad I didn't fall for it and send you a 'faf' message, wouldn't I have looked foolishly gullible. |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"This site is fake!
Thanks for the advice.
I gather then that all the couples and women I have met have also been fake. This is alarming as my imagination must have been running riot. I will check myself into the priory as soon as possible to deal with my mental delusions.
Did I also mention I was neurodivergent ??
Phew, it's not just me then imagining the meets I've had ha ha x"
Oh at least there’s someone else questioning their reality. I can assure you everything is quite real |
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By *rispyDuckMan 11 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Just here for the comments lol |
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deffo some fake people but thats life in genrall not just here id say its better than any other platforms and at a fiver you caint go wrong ive met some good people off here not a great deal but slowly slowly catch the monkey keep punching fella |
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"This site is fake!"
Is someone hurt about their lack of success thinking a swinging site would be like shooting fish in a barrel?
Move along sunshine. |
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Like Louis Vuitton from China cupcake |
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On behalf of all 43 year old males from Accrington id like to apologise for the OP |
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"Like Louis Vuitton from China cupcake "
Lewis Vitton |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"Who pissed in your Cheerios? "
Do you actually have them? I'd normally say cornflakes |
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"On behalf of all 43 year old males from Accrington id like to apologise for the OP "
Why apologise?
When you're not real  just as pointless as this pretend reply I'm not actually typing on a site that isn't there  |
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"This site is fake!"
Then just leave
It’s not rocket science |
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"This site is fake!"
know I’m told |
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On a quantum level it could be said that everything is fake,
Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"I demand a recount."
But are all persons registered? Or even legal |
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7-8 years ago when I first started on here it was such a different site to be on it was so relaxed and a lot more genuine people and genuine accounts |
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By *mily36CWoman 11 weeks ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
Maybe it's just a matrix... red pill or blue pill?! |
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It took him 2 months to realise!!
I remember we used to be able fool them for at least 6 months.
Who has been doing Gold scams and pretending they’re in the military? |
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Apparently they make cupcakes in China. |
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"This site is fake!
Wait... this isn't deliverpoon? Well... that would explain why my order hasn't arrived yet. Thanks for the heads up, old boy"
Deliverporn maybe? |
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Yep, you found out the conspiracy, I'm fake and all the women I have met and been verified by are fakes |
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The site is real… some of the profiles… now there I agree with you… any of the female profiles that haven’t sent me titty pics or shag offers.. definitely fake!! |
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We are not real but the figment of someone's imagination. |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"“Fake News” "
Ok, Donald! |
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I thought this was the fab Ice lolly supplier. It was only when I got on here, was when I realised it was actually the place where people sell human skin rugs. |
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Had my dick fake sucked by someone I didn't meet on here the other day.... Wait, sure I did meet them on here.... No, couldn't have... Who am I typing this for anyway since it's fake............ Isn't it???
Anyone who wants to help resolve this with me, give me an imaginary shout will you? |
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"The site is real… some of the profiles… now there I agree with you… any of the female profiles that haven’t sent me titty pics or shag offers.. definitely fake!! "
Ditto |
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By *r TriomanMan 11 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
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By *r TriomanMan 11 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Definitely fake, not a real Thunderbirds Fan Site at all; all the pictures of Thunderbird 1 (of which there are many) look like penises and the picture of the opening to the Thunderbird 2 cave look like vaginas.. what a con! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
We are all just figments in the mind of a dreaming God... |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
...except for Golden Pole.
He's Spartacus. |
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
He’s just a poor boy, he needs no sympathy
Because they are come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the lady blows doesn't really matter to me, to me
I win the internet today, thanks for coming
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"The site is real… some of the profiles… now there I agree with you… any of the female profiles that haven’t sent me titty pics or shag offers.. definitely fake!!
Ditto "
Great minds and all that!! |
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"Who pissed in your Cheerios?
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What? It means who annoyed you, since I assume the OP is feeling frustrated.
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Nope... Did it again, normal keyboard emojis work on messages, but not forum posts... That should have read:
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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I wonder if OP is from the 'sydney university' who is doing frantic research into peoples sex habits? |
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By *nnCeeWoman 11 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
We're all just 1s and 0s...
When the power dies, so will we.
Blinking out of existence, never to be remembered or reconsidered.
The lights will go out and the expanse will be dark. |
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"I'm fake and so is my wife.
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Nice Life of Brian reference. |
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So am I , I have pretend genitals and I’m a butt bot |
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By *r SproutMan 11 weeks ago
the middle somewhere |
Hah! All you lot commenting on a fake thread |
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"Hah! All you lot commenting on a fake thread "
Or is that just what they want you to think? |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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My town doesn’t even exist at this point |
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"My town doesn’t even exist at this point "
Would that be a town called malice? Oops maybe not… |
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"Trump?
Fake nudes? "
Sold! I'll await the deposit in my inbox. Nothing to extreme though please. I like something to be left to the imagination. |
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"Hah! All you lot commenting on a fake thread "
And you commenting on a fake website..  |
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You have to buy the super extra platinum double gold membership. That gives you access to all the hottest ladies who are just gagging for it with single men. IN YOUR AREA. IF YOU TURN THEM DOWN YOU WILL BE BANNED.
Send credit card details and house deeds for more info. |
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"You have to buy the super extra platinum double gold membership. That gives you access to all the hottest ladies who are just gagging for it with single men. IN YOUR AREA. IF YOU TURN THEM DOWN YOU WILL BE BANNED.
Send credit card details and house deeds for more info."
Sounds legit - pm me the details!! |
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"You have to buy the super extra platinum double gold membership. That gives you access to all the hottest ladies who are just gagging for it with single men. IN YOUR AREA. IF YOU TURN THEM DOWN YOU WILL BE BANNED.
Send credit card details and house deeds for more info."
That's only for the Super Fake members. |
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By *weet6Woman 11 weeks ago
East Riding |
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeeeee. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.....
Own up...who's now singing to themselves
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Damnit!! |
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By *cflirtyMan 11 weeks ago
closer than you might think |
You mean the socials, meets , chats and friends are all in my head  |
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"You mean the socials, meets , chats and friends are all in my head "
Afraid so. You've been completely alone this whole time. All others have been well-paid professional actors. |
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"This site is fake!"
Then which forum are you posting on? |
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