Cock sitter, preferably female with cuppable breasts.
Please be willing to sit on cock from the hours of 1900-2100 whilst all the soap operas are on television.
Refreeshments in the form of those little baby belle cheeses, Smokey bacon frazzles and individual cartons of ribena will be available.  |
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"Cock sitter, preferably female with cuppable breasts.
Please be willing to sit on cock from the hours of 1900-2100 whilst all the soap operas are on television.
Refreeshments in the form of those little baby belle cheeses, Smokey bacon frazzles and individual cartons of ribena will be available. "
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"Question - you don’t actually have to watch the soap operas while cock sitting do you?  "
And I thought the first and most obvious question to get asked was gonna be to confirm if the bacon frazzles are genuine frazzles or supermarket own label equivalents?
I’ve got fab all wrong. |
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"Question - you don’t actually have to watch the soap operas while cock sitting do you? "
Entirely optional, depending on which way you sit.
I’m hoping cocksitter will obscure the television from view. |
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"Cock sitter, preferably female with cuppable breasts.
Please be willing to sit on cock from the hours of 1900-2100 whilst all the soap operas are on television.
Refreeshments in the form of those little baby belle cheeses, Smokey bacon frazzles and individual cartons of ribena will be available.
No Alcohol "
Driving duties maybe required later. |
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"Question - you don’t actually have to watch the soap operas while cock sitting do you?
And I thought the first and most obvious question to get asked was gonna be to confirm if the bacon frazzles are genuine frazzles or supermarket own label equivalents?
I’ve got fab all wrong. "
Priorities. That was my next question so genuine thank you for saving me a job  |
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"Question - you don’t actually have to watch the soap operas while cock sitting do you?
And I thought the first and most obvious question to get asked was gonna be to confirm if the bacon frazzles are genuine frazzles or supermarket own label equivalents?
I’ve got fab all wrong. "
Genuine, obvs. |
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"Cock sitter, preferably female with cuppable breasts.
Please be willing to sit on cock from the hours of 1900-2100 whilst all the soap operas are on television.
Refreeshments in the form of those little baby belle cheeses, Smokey bacon frazzles and individual cartons of ribena will be available.
No Alcohol
Driving duties maybe required later. "
I just wanted to sit downstairs with a few pints watching netflix while I'm waiting, she can drive home later when coronation street has finished.  |
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"Cock sitter, preferably female with cuppable breasts.
Please be willing to sit on cock from the hours of 1900-2100 whilst all the soap operas are on television.
Refreeshments in the form of those little baby belle cheeses, Smokey bacon frazzles and individual cartons of ribena will be available. "
I'd have volunteered my wife for the position but I can't forgive you misspelling Babybel, I'm afraid. |
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"Cock sitter, preferably female with cuppable breasts.
Please be willing to sit on cock from the hours of 1900-2100 whilst all the soap operas are on television.
Refreeshments in the form of those little baby belle cheeses, Smokey bacon frazzles and individual cartons of ribena will be available.
No Alcohol
Driving duties maybe required later.
I just wanted to sit downstairs with a few pints watching netflix while I'm waiting, she can drive home later when coronation street has finished. "
I’m that case by all means there’s a bottle of Lambrini under the sink. |
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"Cock sitter, preferably female with cuppable breasts.
Please be willing to sit on cock from the hours of 1900-2100 whilst all the soap operas are on television.
Refreeshments in the form of those little baby belle cheeses, Smokey bacon frazzles and individual cartons of ribena will be available.
I'd have volunteered my wife for the position but I can't forgive you misspelling Babybel, I'm afraid."
Valid actually. |
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"Cock sitter, preferably female with cuppable breasts.
Please be willing to sit on cock from the hours of 1900-2100 whilst all the soap operas are on television.
Refreeshments in the form of those little baby belle cheeses, Smokey bacon frazzles and individual cartons of ribena will be available.
No Alcohol
Driving duties maybe required later.
I just wanted to sit downstairs with a few pints watching netflix while I'm waiting, she can drive home later when coronation street has finished.
I’m that case by all means there’s a bottle of Lambrini under the sink. "
Any babychams, cherry brandy's? |
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"Cock sitter, preferably female with cuppable breasts.
Please be willing to sit on cock from the hours of 1900-2100 whilst all the soap operas are on television.
Refreeshments in the form of those little baby belle cheeses, Smokey bacon frazzles and individual cartons of ribena will be available.
No Alcohol
Driving duties maybe required later.
I just wanted to sit downstairs with a few pints watching netflix while I'm waiting, she can drive home later when coronation street has finished.
I’m that case by all means there’s a bottle of Lambrini under the sink.
Any babychams, cherry brandy's?"
Right then, seeing as she has very cuppable tits, you can have the babychams in the cabinet with the record player on top. They only went out of date in October 84 too. |
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