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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex?
Anyone?
No?
Just me then."
I don’t think so… but now you’ve mentioned it I did think something tasted off for a while |
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"How do you know it was a one time thing? 
Not helping, PD!
I'm sorry, just makes you wonder though
I'm fairly sure it was a one-off. My sanity requires me to be certain of it."
Only what you know matters and the unknown is best left they way  |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex?
Anyone?
No?
Just me then."
Goodness me, Wowsers… he didn’t fit anything else Up there did he?
Fab universal measuring device…. ‘TV remote’?
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No but he did ask if I was planning to return his pillow once we sold the house  (I’d accidentally taken it to my parents’ when I left). This from the man who weeks before had asked if I’d lend him 7k.
I went straight round to deliver the pillow back. |
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"The real question is, in which direction?
Most definitely the brush end. The discovery of unusually yellow lens solution made me suspicious and a sniff test was carried out prior to using it."
Wow. Can’t say I’m aware of such a thing. My ex stole my passport three weeks before I was due to go to a wedding abroad - does that count?  |
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By *ell Gwynn OP Woman 28 weeks ago
North Yorkshire |
"No but he did ask if I was planning to return his pillow once we sold the house (I’d accidentally taken it to my parents’ when I left). This from the man who weeks before had asked if I’d lend him 7k.
I went straight round to deliver the pillow back. "
That must have been one special pillow. |
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By *ell Gwynn OP Woman 28 weeks ago
North Yorkshire |
"The real question is, in which direction?
Most definitely the brush end. The discovery of unusually yellow lens solution made me suspicious and a sniff test was carried out prior to using it.
Wow. Can’t say I’m aware of such a thing. My ex stole my passport three weeks before I was due to go to a wedding abroad - does that count? "
Yeah, that counts. |
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex?
Anyone?
No?
Just me then."
I know what I’m bringing you at the next social now. Poundstretcher have got them on sale at the moment. 2 for £1.50 
Are you ok waiting that long for a new one? |
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By *ell Gwynn OP Woman 28 weeks ago
North Yorkshire |
"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex?
Anyone?
No?
Just me then.
I know what I’m bringing you at the next social now. Poundstretcher have got them on sale at the moment. 2 for £1.50
Are you ok waiting that long for a new one?"
Sure, I can wait until winter |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex?
Anyone?
No?
Just me then."
That's whole new level of pettiness...
Break ups are already hard...why make it more difficult...
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex?
Anyone?
No?
Just me then."
No, but I'm sure as hell glad I took my toothbrush with me during my last break up now |
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"The real question is, in which direction?
Most definitely the brush end. The discovery of unusually yellow lens solution made me suspicious and a sniff test was carried out prior to using it."
You might wanna do a sniff test of everything in the home, don't know what else might be contaminated.
I hope he was great in bed. It'd be a shame if this was for a lousy lover |
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By *rispyDuckMan 28 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex?
Anyone?
No?
Just me then."
Oh sweet lord of mercy
Hahahahaha
My ex wanted me to pay her compensation for being in a relationship with her that led to nowhere haha. Thank god we wen’t married that was crazy |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"When me and my ex broke up, I wanked in her hair straightening serum before she collected her things from the flat"
That’s the weirdest thing I have read on Fab today. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"One shagged my brother in revenge. Still I never liked my brother much anyway, so managed to get rid of two in one go.
Wtf dude! "
What?  It was the perfect excuse not to have to send him a Christmas card each year!
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By *ell Gwynn OP Woman 28 weeks ago
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"One shagged my brother in revenge. Still I never liked my brother much anyway, so managed to get rid of two in one go.
Wtf dude!
What? It was the perfect excuse not to have to send him a Christmas card each year!
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Oh, I replied to the wrong post 
Give me a sec.... |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"One shagged my brother in revenge. Still I never liked my brother much anyway, so managed to get rid of two in one go.
Wtf dude!
What? It was the perfect excuse not to have to send him a Christmas card each year!
Oh, I replied to the wrong post
Give me a sec...."
As far as I know, no hamsters were hurt in my ex shagging my brother…. |
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"One shagged my brother in revenge. Still I never liked my brother much anyway, so managed to get rid of two in one go.
Wtf dude!
What? It was the perfect excuse not to have to send him a Christmas card each year!
Oh, I replied to the wrong post
Give me a sec....
As far as I know, no hamsters were hurt in my ex shagging my brother…."
At the same time, the possibility cannot be ruled out completely. |
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"One shagged my brother in revenge. Still I never liked my brother much anyway, so managed to get rid of two in one go.
Wtf dude!
What? It was the perfect excuse not to have to send him a Christmas card each year!
Oh, I replied to the wrong post
Give me a sec....
As far as I know, no hamsters were hurt in my ex shagging my brother…."
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By *eliWoman 28 weeks ago
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"No. I'm clearly not having enough of an effect on them. 
Oh, Mellster I can tamper with your toothbrush if you want? "
Thank you Neil, I'll give it to you this weekend and won't call you a cradle snatcher any more.  |
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"No. I'm clearly not having enough of an effect on them.
Oh, Mellster I can tamper with your toothbrush if you want?
Thank you Neil, I'll give it to you this weekend and won't call you a cradle snatcher any more. "
The holiday Hallmark romance movie that Fab really needed. |
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"No not that i know of but maybe theres a good explination maybe he was sat on a pensioners face and got her dentures stuck up there so was just brushing em "
...I think you and I need to have a conversation about what counts as a good explanation. :P |
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By *mf123Man 28 weeks ago
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"No not that i know of but maybe theres a good explination maybe he was sat on a pensioners face and got her dentures stuck up there so was just brushing em
...I think you and I need to have a conversation about what counts as a good explanation. :P"
seems reasonable enough to me |
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By *nnCeeWoman 28 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
I'm not sure toothbrushes have ever been involved, but I swear my ex-husband stole a huge case of beautiful colouring pencils and some colouring books after I'd asked him to move out.
I've never been able to find them, and it's the only thing I can think of.
He seemed to think he bought them for me, but actually, I paid for them, he just wrapped them up.
God knows if he took anything else that I've not noticed.
He used to come round and let himself in and then ask me questions about why I'd done what I'd done. I finally asked him for the keys back! |
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"I'm not sure toothbrushes have ever been involved, but I swear my ex-husband stole a huge case of beautiful colouring pencils and some colouring books after I'd asked him to move out.
I've never been able to find them, and it's the only thing I can think of.
He seemed to think he bought them for me, but actually, I paid for them, he just wrapped them up.
God knows if he took anything else that I've not noticed.
He used to come round and let himself in and then ask me questions about why I'd done what I'd done. I finally asked him for the keys back! "
The audacity!
You don't fuck with art supplies. I need to sit down after that. |
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Should pet stores be obliged to ask purchasers of hamsters/gerbils! Are you planning any sexual depravity with this rodent? any revenge porn? Or any bitter sexual responses to relationship break ups? |
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex?
Anyone?
No?
Just me then."
Do you know, that’s a new one on me, honestly I don’t think it’s ever happened to my toothbrush.. or not that I’m aware anyway!
I’ve had some crazy ex’s stalk me though, one who lived nowhere near me followed me from home to the gym several times, slept in his car round the corner from my house & also turned up at my old work before I started, at 4am.. just sat waiting for me to turn up! |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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This toothbrush, was it a travel one? You know the kind that is in two pieces, one with the brush on the end and the other a tube that forms a handle (but also is the case for the brush). It looks like a sapository when closed so easily confused and mistakenly inserted up the anus (so i am led to understand)
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By *agatoXXXMan 28 weeks ago
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"That's a red flag if ever there was one...
This ??
Which bit? The toothbrush up the bum or urine in lense solution?"
The toothbrush. The lens solution/urine cocktail is more of a red eye. |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"When me and my ex broke up, I wanked in her hair straightening serum before she collected her things from the flat
Wtf dude! "
She must of gone out and on dates with my spunk in her hair I thought it was hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"It’s a shame when a breakup is in this sort of stage "
ah the well known stage that therapists speak of with the acronym TUTA (the Toothbrush up The Arse stage) |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"It’s a shame when a breakup is in this sort of stage ah the well known stage that therapists speak of with the acronym TUTA (the Toothbrush up The Arse stage) "
It’s well documented in the DSM5 |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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It’s hard navigating a bad break up. Avoiding that type of pettiness like finding a broken headlight wham you parked on your old driveway must be annoying
*sideward glance …. |
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Lucky me, not having a breakup. Although had one girl who thought we were dating even tho I told.her no multiple times. And she tried pressuring me into sex. Told her no again. Tried getting me done for SA, and then stalked me for years too. Sooo... yeh. Avoided a massive bullet that I had no intention of ever grabbing anyway.... |
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By *hilloutMan 28 weeks ago
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"Has an ex ever shoved your toothbrush up their arse in protest at becoming your ex?
Anyone?
No?
Just me then."
No. Thankfully nothing dramatic or shocking. I've always been able to walk away without drama or carnage.
Funny how people can surprise you when you think you know them Op? |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"One called the police and reported my car as st*len
The awful thing is that she was the one that cheated, gaslighting me and made me homeless "
Sorry to hear the Tea Monkey, signs of a narcissistic personality.
They are never to blame, always the victim and want revenge for any slight especially if you end it with them!!
I can relate is all i can say. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 28 weeks ago
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"One called the police and reported my car as st*len
The awful thing is that she was the one that cheated, gaslighting me and made me homeless "
Break ups are often messy.
I generally find it best to avoid talking about them and exes these days.
Particularly when they involve other Fab members. Each will have their own take on the situation and people are prone to taking sides and expressing opinions based on what they've heard from one or the other, which may have varying degrees of accuracy.
Best left between those involved rather than becoming public entertainment. |
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