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"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.
What’s the worst you’ve heard?
What was it? "
Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow. |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.
What’s the worst you’ve heard?
What was it?
Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow. "
???????? ffs |
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"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.
What’s the worst you’ve heard?
What was it?
Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow. "
That’s a really poor line.. did you respond? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 20 weeks ago
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"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.
What’s the worst you’ve heard?
What was it?
Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.
???????? ffs "
That was literally what I was thinking. Who actually thinks to say this to someone in an attempt to pull?! I don’t know if I was more disgusted or horrified. Could only pull a face and walk away as I was without words. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 20 weeks ago
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"Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.
  
I once had a guy at a club squirt a load of moisturiser on my arm then shout “I loved creaming on you!”  "
That’s odd too. Why did he randomly have moisturiser and find it appropriate to put it on another person? Thank goodness it wasn’t something you were allergic to. I would have been very miffed. |
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"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.
What’s the worst you’ve heard?
What was it?
Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow. "
Should have responded with "Are you a shark? You're going to start losing a tooth a week." XD |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 20 weeks ago
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"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.
What’s the worst you’ve heard?
What was it?
Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.
Should have responded with "Are you a shark? You're going to start losing a tooth a week." XD"
Wasn’t worthy of me wasting any time or energy on acknowledging them hence why I walked away. |
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"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.
What’s the worst you’ve heard?
What was it?
Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.
Should have responded with "Are you a shark? You're going to start losing a tooth a week." XD
Wasn’t worthy of me wasting any time or energy on acknowledging them hence why I walked away. "
That's fair. I just wanted to bring an interesting shark fact into this somehow. :P Walking away was probably the best thing you could have done. |
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"Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.
I once had a guy at a club squirt a load of moisturiser on my arm then shout “I loved creaming on you!”
That’s odd too. Why did he randomly have moisturiser and find it appropriate to put it on another person? Thank goodness it wasn’t something you were allergic to. I would have been very miffed. "
It was really very odd! As you can imagine, my response was to walk away as quickly as possible. I’m just glad I saw the tube the cream came out of or I would have been freaking about what on earth was on my arm |
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"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.
What’s the worst you’ve heard?
What was it?
Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.
Should have responded with "Are you a shark? You're going to start losing a tooth a week." XD
Wasn’t worthy of me wasting any time or energy on acknowledging them hence why I walked away. "
Yeah, you don’t want to encourage that conversation |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"I think I’ve just heard the worse chat up line.
What’s the worst you’ve heard?
What was it?
Are you a shark? I have a load of swimmers I’d like you to swallow.
???????? ffs
That was literally what I was thinking. Who actually thinks to say this to someone in an attempt to pull?! I don’t know if I was more disgusted or horrified. Could only pull a face and walk away as I was without words. "
I would of had to laugh and say swallow your own swimmers  x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 20 weeks ago
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"Looks like I need to bin all my best chat up lines now that one has been burned  "
I reckon you’d never pull one of these awful lines out. You’re too gentlemanly x |
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I used this line once and it worked but never again.
Was at a club and saw a girl and our eyes kept catching all night, we bumped into each other a few times and flirted.
At the end of the night I asked her for her number which she replied that she was sorry and had a boyfriend.
Something just came over me and I said "ok then do you want to come back to mine, fuck and forget it happened.
She looked a a little bit shocked, finished her drink and said "well ok as you're such a smooth talking bastard"
That was a one off |
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"Looks like I need to bin all my best chat up lines now that one has been burned
I reckon you’d never pull one of these awful lines out. You’re too gentlemanly x"
Thank you  try not to tell everyone that though. I’ve got a reputation to uphold  x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 20 weeks ago
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"Looks like I need to bin all my best chat up lines now that one has been burned
I reckon you’d never pull one of these awful lines out. You’re too gentlemanly x
Thank you try not to tell everyone that though. I’ve got a reputation to uphold x"
Oh sorry. I’ll tell them the truth, you’re a prick!  |
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"Looks like I need to bin all my best chat up lines now that one has been burned
I reckon you’d never pull one of these awful lines out. You’re too gentlemanly x
Thank you try not to tell everyone that though. I’ve got a reputation to uphold x
Oh sorry. I’ll tell them the truth, you’re a prick! "
Aha you go girl |
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"Looks like I need to bin all my best chat up lines now that one has been burned
I reckon you’d never pull one of these awful lines out. You’re too gentlemanly x
Thank you try not to tell everyone that though. I’ve got a reputation to uphold x
Oh sorry. I’ll tell them the truth, you’re a prick! "
Do that and you can have me all to yourself |
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