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Badly explain your job.
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"I allow life-forms I like to exist and destroy the ones I don't." Remind me never to get on your bad side. | |||
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"I hit squares with squiggly symbols on them until a machine does what I want." Machine operator | |||
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"I hit squares with squiggly symbols on them until a machine does what I want. Machine operator " Freelance programmer. I mainly do game development at the moment. | |||
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"I sell cloth to others to cover themselves " So *you're* the one to blame for all these people who should be naked but aren't! | |||
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"I hit squares with squiggly symbols on them until a machine does what I want." I get people to invest in premium bonds and shares that they don’t need so I can steal their money | |||
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"I tell other people how to do their job " HR | |||
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"I travel all over the world in an attempt to push people to make design decisions based on an idea I formulated whilst playing with and crushing rocks and stones. " This sounds awesome. | |||
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"I basically spend my working day telling people it’s fucked and yes it going to cost that much. Mr Rmb Mrs Rmb keeps silly people alive! " Mechanic A &E nurse | |||
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"I travel all over the world in an attempt to push people to make design decisions based on an idea I formulated whilst playing with and crushing rocks and stones. This sounds awesome. " It’s badly explained! My real job is far less awesome sounding. I’ll share and put you to sleep over tea.  | |||
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"Counts things and sticks labels on boxes" One of Santa's elves??  | |||
"Counts things and sticks labels on boxes One of Santa's elves?? "Not quite but it does feel like that sometimes | |||
"I've two separate jobs.. I persuade a load of people to get in the same place on the same day and play with each other. I also tuck ppl up and get them super relaxed. " Owner of Swingers club! | |||
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"I've two separate jobs.. I persuade a load of people to get in the same place on the same day and play with each other. I also tuck ppl up and get them super relaxed. Owner of Swingers club!" Might be fun but no! | |||
"I've two separate jobs.. I persuade a load of people to get in the same place on the same day and play with each other. I also tuck ppl up and get them super relaxed. " The latter sounds like you give facials (not the sexual kind) and massages | |||
"I've two separate jobs.. I persuade a load of people to get in the same place on the same day and play with each other. I also tuck ppl up and get them super relaxed. Owner of Swingers club! Might be fun but no! " Not in a nursery??? | |||
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"Argue with stupid people " Wait, you can get paid for that? Shit, I've been doing it for free. | |||
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Motto is ‘pain is weakness leaving the body’  | |||
"Encourage sick people to stop slacking about moaning about shit and get back on their feet .
Motto is ‘pain is weakness leaving the body’ "Counsellor | |||
"T dresses like a tree and shoots his load into the butt. G helps people who used to dress like trees " Some sort of butt surgeon and assistant? Lol | |||
"I tell other people how to do their job HR" Senior management | |||
"Encourage sick people to stop slacking about moaning about shit and get back on their feet .
Motto is ‘pain is weakness leaving the body’ "Personal trainer? | |||
"Encourage sick people to stop slacking about moaning about shit and get back on their feet .
Motto is ‘pain is weakness leaving the body’
Counsellor "Something like that  | |||
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"I've two separate jobs.. I persuade a load of people to get in the same place on the same day and play with each other. I also tuck ppl up and get them super relaxed. The latter sounds like you give facials (not the sexual kind) and massages" Close but no | |||
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"I basically spend my working day telling people it’s fucked and yes it going to cost that much. Mr Rmb Mrs Rmb keeps silly people alive! Mechanic One out of two !! A &E nurse" | |||
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"I tell other people how to do their job " Ooh, I do that too, it’s not my job, more of a sort of hobby. If you’ve ever seen the Harry Enfield character who’s catch phrase was ‘You don’t wanna do it like thaaat’ , in a very annoying voice, that could be me | |||
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"I make sure our submarines don’t sink." Now, there was me thinking that's the whole point of submarines | |||
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"Encourage sick people to stop slacking about moaning about shit and get back on their feet .
Motto is ‘pain is weakness leaving the body’ "Rehab physio? | |||
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"I give light, I take light away " Oh feck!! God's on fab forums!! | |||
"I put my hands in tight spaces and holes and twiddle nuts .. seal flanges .. Remove big ends .. Use lots of lubricants.. Grease nipples .. And generally shout and swear alot then spend customers money and ask them to pay me ??" Are you a tantric masseuse? | |||
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I keep you cumming and going
Work that one out | |||
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"in my job, i help cushions to arrive at peoples houses as long as some magnets on a disc in a cloud are in the right place. i do that by using an electronic box to send radio signals at my internet box which in turn infliuences the positions of those magnets so that cushions arrive. cushion people happy. magnets magnetised. me paid. me happy. anyone want a job?
"Do said people purchasing cushions, suffer from haemorrhoids? Jus askin. | |||
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"I give light, I take light away " Light Switch operator? | |||
"I make sure our submarines don’t sink." Aren't submarines supposed to sink? | |||
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"I make sure our submarines don’t sink. Aren't submarines supposed to sink? " Maybe he's really bad at his job. | |||
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"I read words and give them time depending on complexity. I justify the time to make it into money then somebody pays it. " Proof reader? | |||
"I read words and give them time depending on complexity. I justify the time to make it into money then somebody pays it. Proof reader?" Nope | |||
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"I put my hands in tight spaces and holes and twiddle nuts .. seal flanges .. Remove big ends .. Use lots of lubricants.. Grease nipples .. And generally shout and swear alot then spend customers money and ask them to pay me ?? Are you a tantric masseuse?" Im pretty sure i can turn my hand to anything and make it work | |||
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