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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I've put too much chlorine in my infinity pool...... what can I do to rectify this ? I feel so stupid

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By *asterMeliodasMan 21 weeks ago

Newmill


"I've put too much chlorine in my infinity pool...... what can I do to rectify this ? I feel so stupid"

I've got a foolproof chlorine reduction method, but you'll need three origami gerbils, a roll of bubble wrap, two sheets of sticky-backed plastic, some ready-rolled puff pastry, and a stop sign.

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago

Leave the lid off and the pumps running for a while

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 21 weeks ago

North West


"I've put too much chlorine in my infinity pool...... what can I do to rectify this ? I feel so stupid"

Don't worry. There's only an infinitesimal chance of it burning the backs of your eyeballs, Granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've put too much chlorine in my infinity pool...... what can I do to rectify this ? I feel so stupid

I've got a foolproof chlorine reduction method, but you'll need three origami gerbils, a roll of bubble wrap, two sheets of sticky-backed plastic, some ready-rolled puff pastry, and a stop sign."

Im a gerbil short... the rest I have. Hint to you .... we don't call it 'puff' anymore it's not P.C. = Pastrycally Correct ..

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By *asterMeliodasMan 21 weeks ago

Newmill


"I've put too much chlorine in my infinity pool...... what can I do to rectify this ? I feel so stupid

I've got a foolproof chlorine reduction method, but you'll need three origami gerbils, a roll of bubble wrap, two sheets of sticky-backed plastic, some ready-rolled puff pastry, and a stop sign.

Im a gerbil short... the rest I have. Hint to you .... we don't call it 'puff' anymore it's not P.C. = Pastrycally Correct .. "

I just made a new batch today so I can spot you the third. I'm so sorry, I didn't realise: what are we calling it now?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

We are calling it Waft Pastry ......

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By *asterMeliodasMan 21 weeks ago

Newmill


"We are calling it Waft Pastry ......

"

I'll keep that in mind.

Oh hey, do you remember that old TV show, Waft the Magic Dragon?

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By *oo..Woman 21 weeks ago

Boo's World

Have a wee in the pool?

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By *icecouple561Couple 21 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Put a potato in it...or is that too much salt?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"We are calling it Waft Pastry ......

I'll keep that in mind.

Oh hey, do you remember that old TV show, Waft the Magic Dragon?"

Do I ? Indeed I do. I remember the one with my favourite breed of bird in it ...... Guess

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Have a wee in the pool? "

Boo No ... that's if a wasp sting your fancy

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Put a potato in it...or is that too much salt?"

I tried that but he complained to the police.

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By *irtydevil666Man 21 weeks ago

bristol

Empty it and start again Granny....and get it right this time

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By *he love catsCouple 21 weeks ago

South Wales

Drink it and leave the rest to your bodies amazing filtering capability

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By *icecouple561Couple 21 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"Put a potato in it...or is that too much salt?

I tried that but he complained to the police. "

Yeah well that's just typical of him

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By *rightonsteveMan 21 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I've put too much chlorine in my infinity pool*...... what can I do to rectify this ? I feel so stupid"

* patio inflatable paddling pool.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Drink it and leave the rest to your bodies amazing filtering capability "

I've read this three times now ..... I've done the maths and at 25,000 litres or 75,000 cup fulls ...... I may be some time

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago

Adding algaecide, but won’t enough by the sounds of it?

Lid off is good, as UV really helps.

Have you balanced the PH?

Ping me privately if you need further assistance?

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By *he love catsCouple 21 weeks ago

South Wales


"Drink it and leave the rest to your bodies amazing filtering capability

I've read this three times now ..... I've done the maths and at 25,000 litres or 75,000 cup fulls ...... I may be some time "

2 straws half the time.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Adding algaecide, but won’t enough by the sounds of it?

Lid off is good, as UV really helps.

Have you balanced the PH?

Ping me privately if you need further assistance? "

Thank you at last a sensible person

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago


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Thank you at last a sensible person"

Agh… sensible? Yep… wrong guy..

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By *batMan 21 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

A wodge* full of Ph reducer.

Gbat

* this is a variable amount, completely dependent on mood.

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By *r John WickMan 21 weeks ago

The Continental

Bung a few swingers in there.

A bit of sweat, piss, cum, fanny juice, will soon balance things up.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 21 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Bung a few swingers in there.

A bit of sweat, piss, cum, fanny juice, will soon balance things up. "

Classy - just like being back at Newport

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By *r John WickMan 21 weeks ago

The Continental


"Bung a few swingers in there.

A bit of sweat, piss, cum, fanny juice, will soon balance things up.

Classy - just like being back at Newport "

Exactly.

I’m a classy dude.

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