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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Next person to offer me a life of carefree luxury with a walk-in cupboard to hold my dark outfits, high-heeled boots collection and carefully curated selection of sex toys; a mansion in the countryside; and fabulous sex whenever I fancy it...
...gets my hand in marriage.
*just offering isn't enough - you have to possess the wherewithal to deliver the aforementioned lifestyle.
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
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"Next person to offer me a life of carefree luxury with a walk-in cupboard to hold my dark outfits, high-heeled boots collection and carefully curated selection of sex toys; a mansion in the countryside; and fabulous sex whenever I fancy it...
...gets my hand in marriage.
*just offering isn't enough - you have to possess the wherewithal to deliver the aforementioned lifestyle.
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I have a walk in shed in the back garden, and I live in a mini mansion next to a field, fabulous sex might be a bit of a strech tho, if that is any good for you? |
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"Next person to offer me a life of carefree luxury with a walk-in cupboard to hold my dark outfits, high-heeled boots collection and carefully curated selection of sex toys; a mansion in the countryside; and fabulous sex whenever I fancy it...
...gets my hand in marriage.
*just offering isn't enough - you have to possess the wherewithal to deliver the aforementioned lifestyle.
I have a walk in shed in the back garden, and I live in a mini mansion next to a field, fabulous sex might be a bit of a strech tho, if that is any good for you? "
Maybe but a hand job in a bank garden shed seems like a probability, where were you when I was 15?  |
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"Next person to offer me a life of carefree luxury with a walk-in cupboard to hold my dark outfits, high-heeled boots collection and carefully curated selection of sex toys; a mansion in the countryside; and fabulous sex whenever I fancy it...
...gets my hand in marriage.
*just offering isn't enough - you have to possess the wherewithal to deliver the aforementioned lifestyle.
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I made my own built in wardrobes using ikea carcasses.
Did a good job if I say so myself. |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Next person to offer me a life of carefree luxury with a walk-in cupboard to hold my dark outfits, high-heeled boots collection and carefully curated selection of sex toys; a mansion in the countryside; and fabulous sex whenever I fancy it...
...gets my hand in marriage.
*just offering isn't enough - you have to possess the wherewithal to deliver the aforementioned lifestyle.
I have a walk in shed in the back garden, and I live in a mini mansion next to a field, fabulous sex might be a bit of a strech tho, if that is any good for you?
Maybe but a hand job in a bank garden shed seems like a probability, where were you when I was 15? "
I was about 11 when you were 15, yeah, well leave this convo there!  |
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"Next person to offer me a life of carefree luxury with a walk-in cupboard to hold my dark outfits, high-heeled boots collection and carefully curated selection of sex toys; a mansion in the countryside; and fabulous sex whenever I fancy it...
...gets my hand in marriage.
*just offering isn't enough - you have to possess the wherewithal to deliver the aforementioned lifestyle.
I made my own built in wardrobes using ikea carcasses.
Did a good job if I say so myself. "
From the chicken they use in their salad's,? |
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"Next person to offer me a life of carefree luxury with a walk-in cupboard to hold my dark outfits, high-heeled boots collection and carefully curated selection of sex toys; a mansion in the countryside; and fabulous sex whenever I fancy it...
...gets my hand in marriage.
*just offering isn't enough - you have to possess the wherewithal to deliver the aforementioned lifestyle.
I made my own built in wardrobes using ikea carcasses.
Did a good job if I say so myself.
From the chicken they use in their salad's,?"
Whilst wearing a chicken costume. |
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"Next person to offer me a life of carefree luxury with a walk-in cupboard to hold my dark outfits, high-heeled boots collection and carefully curated selection of sex toys; a mansion in the countryside; and fabulous sex whenever I fancy it...
...gets my hand in marriage.
*just offering isn't enough - you have to possess the wherewithal to deliver the aforementioned lifestyle.
I made my own built in wardrobes using ikea carcasses.
Did a good job if I say so myself.
From the chicken they use in their salad's,?
Whilst wearing a chicken costume. "
LEGEND^ |
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"Next person to offer me a life of carefree luxury with a walk-in cupboard to hold my dark outfits, high-heeled boots collection and carefully curated selection of sex toys; a mansion in the countryside; and fabulous sex whenever I fancy it...
...gets my hand in marriage.
*just offering isn't enough - you have to possess the wherewithal to deliver the aforementioned lifestyle.
I have a walk in shed in the back garden, and I live in a mini mansion next to a field, fabulous sex might be a bit of a strech tho, if that is any good for you?
Maybe but a hand job in a bank garden shed seems like a probability, where were you when I was 15?
I was about 11 when you were 15, yeah, well leave this convo there! "
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Next person to offer me a life of carefree luxury with a walk-in cupboard to hold my dark outfits, high-heeled boots collection and carefully curated selection of sex toys; a mansion in the countryside; and fabulous sex whenever I fancy it...
...gets my hand in marriage.
*just offering isn't enough - you have to possess the wherewithal to deliver the aforementioned lifestyle.
I have a walk in shed in the back garden, and I live in a mini mansion next to a field, fabulous sex might be a bit of a strech tho, if that is any good for you? "
Hmmmmm, so far this is the best offer I've seen. I like fields, I'd have to review the mansion size, and I'm sure the fabulous sex could be worked on. I'll put it on the shortlist.
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Next person to offer me a life of carefree luxury with a walk-in cupboard to hold my dark outfits, high-heeled boots collection and carefully curated selection of sex toys; a mansion in the countryside; and fabulous sex whenever I fancy it...
...gets my hand in marriage.
*just offering isn't enough - you have to possess the wherewithal to deliver the aforementioned lifestyle.
I made my own built in wardrobes using ikea carcasses.
Did a good job if I say so myself.
From the chicken they use in their salad's,?
Whilst wearing a chicken costume.
LEGEND^"
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