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By *rHotNotts OP Man 12 weeks ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I hope they are not offside. I was so offside once I nearly done my ankle."
If I was playing tonight I would insist on playing offside, I’ve had a few pints and I really don’t wanna be running around, waiting by the goal for someone to pass me the ball would be okay, I reckon I could win for England if they played me in the offside position |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"I'm not watching football. I'm just pottering about, drinking gin, making dinner..."
Gin, I forgot the gin. I was so shocked by Coyote Ugly's blasphemy earlier, that I had to sit down and missed gin o'clock. |
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"I'm not watching football. I'm just pottering about, drinking gin, making dinner...
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Gin, I forgot the gin. I was so shocked by Coyote Ugly's blasphemy earlier, that I had to sit down and missed gin o'clock."
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Enlighten me. What was her blaspheme? |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"I'm not watching football. I'm just pottering about, drinking gin, making dinner...
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Gin, I forgot the gin. I was so shocked by Coyote Ugly's blasphemy earlier, that I had to sit down and missed gin o'clock.
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Enlighten me. What was her blaspheme?"
Gin sucks |
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"Is Eric Cantona playing?
Oooo ahhh cantana
He’s probably too old & French"
Well that’s not very inclusive is it? Just cos he confused the press and knuckle draggers with his quote about seagulls, they’re obviously still holding a grudge  |
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"I'm not watching football. I'm just pottering about, drinking gin, making dinner...
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Gin, I forgot the gin. I was so shocked by Coyote Ugly's blasphemy earlier, that I had to sit down and missed gin o'clock.
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Enlighten me. What was her blaspheme?
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Gin sucks"
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It's ok — I'm hardly going to block you over that minor opinion. |
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"EUROS? I thought we still used Sterling."
I pride myself on never having used a Euro.
I got rid of my few remaing Francs on a day trip to Chausey from Jersey right at the end of old money and have meant to put my small amount of Dutch and Spanish change into charity collecting boxes.
Covid and Brexit between them have marked the end of my travelling days anyway but ever since the launch of the Euro (quite coincidentally) I had been going much farther afield than Europe anyway and still avoiding all contact with football and other sports! |
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By *nnCeeWoman 12 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
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How many wickets do England need to win? 
Is it just a test match tonight ? Phew…. I thought it was the real thing
Does it need testing? What's wrong with it? Lol"
It's an Eagle under Par, apparently...  |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Biggest joke - the calls for a new bank hooiday if they win Sunday.
An even bigger joke - if England win on sunday, it will be only the second trophy the national team has won in the history of the planet. |
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By *orny PTMan 12 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"err, is football a form of rugby?
Rugby is a form of football even though rugby players mainly use their hands. "
I was being sarcastic. Both sports are born out of Mudrerball, the all day game played in some towns that is just pure chaos for a day. |
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2/ show your complete lack of football knowledge
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I think London will win the semi final on points 
