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"on an imaginary holiday cruising the med on my yacht. Who is coming? There are 20 places only including myself. Just 4 cabins so five sharing each. I am in cabin A and the next 3 people to say in will be in cabin B, C and D respectively. The rest of you will then have to choose a cabin you want to share but only if space is available. I will be updating the list as we go on. So cabins- A:_obilebottom B:- C:- D:- ![]() If you snore i want Cabin D .. if successful in my application ![]() | |||
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"on an imaginary holiday cruising the med on my yacht. Who is coming? There are 20 places only including myself. Just 4 cabins so five sharing each. I am in cabin A and the next 3 people to say in will be in cabin B, C and D respectively. The rest of you will then have to choose a cabin you want to share but only if space is available. I will be updating the list as we go on. So cabins- A:_obilebottom B:- C:- D:- ![]() ![]() You have to choose one or you are off ![]() | |||
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"May I tempt you all to come to cabin C everyone. Let us talk about interesting things together such as RSJ’s, radiators and commercially grown potato varieties ![]() Is your minibar stocked? Mines lacking a bit ![]() | |||
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"May I tempt you all to come to cabin C everyone. Let us talk about interesting things together such as RSJ’s, radiators and commercially grown potato varieties ![]() ![]() I’ve just looked and have found only a bottle of sparkling water ![]() | |||
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"Oh in ![]() ![]() You need to pick a cabin ![]() | |||
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"Oh in ![]() ![]() ![]() B. Is it up there! | |||
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"May I tempt you all to come to cabin C everyone. Let us talk about interesting things together such as RSJ’s, radiators and commercially grown potato varieties ![]() ![]() ![]() Stop fibbing you too. There plenty of everything, at least tgere is in mine ![]() | |||
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"May I tempt you all to come to cabin C everyone. Let us talk about interesting things together such as RSJ’s, radiators and commercially grown potato varieties ![]() ![]() ![]() Shocking ![]() | |||
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"May I tempt you all to come to cabin C everyone. Let us talk about interesting things together such as RSJ’s, radiators and commercially grown potato varieties ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() All round to yours then ![]() | |||
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"A:_obilebottom, FC, Mr JW B:-chubs, minxy C:-sensual D:-vitamin " This cabin is VERY satisfactory! ![]() | |||
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"May I tempt you all to come to cabin C everyone. Let us talk about interesting things together such as RSJ’s, radiators and commercially grown potato varieties ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not yet ![]() | |||
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"Update: There is a potato in my fridge. I am now contented ![]() You are? ![]() | |||
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"Cabin D is where the party is at, i will smuggle on board plenty buckfast and cider for the cruise along with a weeks supply of Tenants lager ![]() ![]() You tell me that now!!!!! ![]() | |||
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"A:_obilebottom, FC, Mr JW B:-chubs, minxy C:-sensual D:-vitamin This cabin is VERY satisfactory! ![]() Agreed | |||
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"Update: There is a potato in my fridge. I am now contented ![]() ![]() I’ve named him Wilson. What fun adventures we will surely have together…. | |||
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"Oh in ![]() ![]() Welcome to Cabin B, life jackets are under the bed & the host is well practised in mouth to mouth ![]() | |||
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"Update: There is a potato in my fridge. I am now contented ![]() ![]() Oh shit!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh in ![]() ![]() ![]() Whoop!! ![]() | |||
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"Cabin D is where the party is at, i will smuggle on board plenty buckfast and cider for the cruise along with a weeks supply of Tenants lager ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll give you my cabin key ![]() | |||
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"Update: There is a potato in my fridge. I am now contented ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Language minxy ! ![]() | |||
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"Cabin D is where the party is at, i will smuggle on board plenty buckfast and cider for the cruise along with a weeks supply of Tenants lager ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Update: There is a potato in my fridge. I am now contented ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry but it’s Wilson!!! ![]() | |||
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"Cabin D is where the party is at, i will smuggle on board plenty buckfast and cider for the cruise along with a weeks supply of Tenants lager ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Dont tell the captain .. an we'll be all good ![]() | |||
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"Cabin D is where the party is at, i will smuggle on board plenty buckfast and cider for the cruise along with a weeks supply of Tenants lager ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok!!! ![]() | |||
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"Ley's get everyone in their cabins first. The swapping comes later ![]() Ey ey captain!!! ![]() | |||
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"Shiver me timbers....aaaargh Jim Lad" ![]() | |||
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"Can I order room service? Could do with something to nibble on while chilling in the jacuzzi I've just spotted on the balcony ![]() Yes you can whilst waiting for others to claim their cabins. I blame the football ![]() | |||
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"Can I order room service? Could do with something to nibble on while chilling in the jacuzzi I've just spotted on the balcony ![]() ![]() What football !? ![]() | |||
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"Can I order room service? Could do with something to nibble on while chilling in the jacuzzi I've just spotted on the balcony ![]() ![]() The what?? ![]() | |||
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"We are struggling to fill those cabins so we either lower the price or most probably standards ![]() ![]() I want a refund ![]() | |||
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"We are struggling to fill those cabins so we either lower the price or most probably standards ![]() ![]() I’m in ! Squeeze me in somewhere if someone needs a blanket ! C works for potato chat and radiators ![]() | |||
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"We are struggling to fill those cabins so we either lower the price or most probably standards ![]() ![]() ![]() Give it time!!! ![]() | |||
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"We are struggling to fill those cabins so we either lower the price or most probably standards ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nooooo! I like my cabin! | |||
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"We are struggling to fill those cabins so we either lower the price or most probably standards ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fine, i'll crack open a beer an wait.. only got an Amstel at the moment ![]() | |||
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"A:_obilebottom, FC, MrJW B:-chubs, minxy,_ustaman C:-sensual, _d mirer D:-vitamin, HaM " That’s me sorted!! ![]() | |||
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"Fucks sake , one minute booking and I’m in the fucking dingy already ![]() ill join you in the dinghy but only if its square ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fucks sake , one minute booking and I’m in the fucking dingy already ![]() ![]() ![]() Room for 1 more in Cabin B ![]() | |||
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"Fucks sake , one minute booking and I’m in the fucking dingy already ![]() ![]() ![]() Just the cabins I am afraid and you have to choose ![]() | |||
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"Fucks sake , one minute booking and I’m in the fucking dingy already ![]() ![]() ![]() Room in Cabin A! | |||
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"ooh i have to pick a cabin!!! C then please" Noooo! Really???? I'm gutted! | |||
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"ooh i have to pick a cabin!!! C then please Noooo! Really???? I'm gutted! " Just wait for the swaps bit later ![]() | |||
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"Is there no cabin 'F' as in Fat Fucker?? " A to D only, you choose. They are filling up ![]() | |||
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"ooh i have to pick a cabin!!! C then please Noooo! Really???? I'm gutted! Just wait for the swaps bit later ![]() We need more people on board! | |||
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"Is there no cabin 'F' as in Fat Fucker?? A to D only, you choose. They are filling up ![]() I'd have to go in yours. It would be a laugh. ![]() | |||
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"Is there no cabin 'F' as in Fat Fucker?? " CG - there may be blue underwear/ bikini in Cabin A ![]() | |||
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"Is there no cabin 'F' as in Fat Fucker?? CG - there may be blue underwear/ bikini in Cabin A ![]() Cabin A A A A A A A A A A A A A | |||
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"Any room in a cabin left? I'll sneak in one if current guests don't mind budging up a little ![]() Still room in all, just. Which one will it be? ![]() | |||
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"Any room in a cabin left? I'll sneak in one if current guests don't mind budging up a little ![]() ![]() (Put her with us - shhhhhh) ![]() | |||
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"Any room in a cabin left? I'll sneak in one if current guests don't mind budging up a little ![]() ![]() ![]() Only one space left in ours and might not be alone ![]() | |||
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"Any room left in C or D??" Both have a couple of places. Which one? | |||
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"Fucks sake , one minute booking and I’m in the fucking dingy already ![]() ![]() ![]() A squingy ![]() | |||
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"Any room left in C or D?? Both have a couple of places. Which one?" I'll divide my time between the two I think MB! | |||
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"Any room left in C or D?? Both have a couple of places. Which one? I'll divide my time between the two I think MB!" Tume for that later. I am putting you in D for now ![]() | |||
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"You had us at cruise" Not your thing? ![]() | |||
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"You had us at cruise Not your thing? ![]() No we love them got married on a cruise | |||
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"Any room left in C or D?? Both have a couple of places. Which one? I'll divide my time between the two I think MB! Tume for that later. I am putting you in D for now ![]() Woohoo ![]() | |||
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"Welcome to cabin C folks; please meet Wilson. He likes to be patted on the head ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You had us at cruise Not your thing? ![]() Plenty of room in the jacuzzi eerrr Cabin B left ![]() | |||
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"Welcome to cabin C folks; please meet Wilson. He likes to be patted on the head ![]() Just don’t mistake my head for Wilson Actually, it’s ok if you do ![]() | |||
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"You had us at cruise Not your thing? ![]() Pick a cabin then ![]() ![]() | |||
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"?? 3 some eh!!! ![]() Greedy git. Xx | |||
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"?? 3 some eh!!! ![]() Quick... Lock the door ![]() | |||
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"I hope these cabins have adjoining doors, I foresee some frasier-esque shenanigans afoot. I'd prob end up being in Frasiers situation in the end... if you know, you know ![]() You have to wait and see ![]() | |||
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"I hope these cabins have adjoining doors, I foresee some frasier-esque shenanigans afoot. I'd prob end up being in Frasiers situation in the end... if you know, you know ![]() Doors??? Who said anything about doors??? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cabin C please. Will nerd out over tattie varieties with sensual... ![]() Ad Mirer has cider! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"?? 3 some eh!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"?? 3 some eh!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is there room still in C? I'd like to discuss the merits of Desiree potatoes over Kier's Pink" Desiree; Oh that sexy, red flushed skin on them…. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() I bet you say that to all the lads. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You had us at cruise Not your thing? ![]() ![]() ![]() B it is | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() 4 spaces still to fill. We are sailing at 9.00 whether full or not ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() Not all!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mwah x | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() Where are we going btw? | |||
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"Can I bunk in with you MB ? " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() MB said around the Med, not sure if that's short for Mediterranean or Medway ![]() | |||
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"You had us at cruise Not your thing? ![]() ![]() ![]() Welcome ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() Around the Cyclades ![]() | |||
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"Is there room still in C? I'd like to discuss the merits of Desiree potatoes over Kier's Pink Desiree; Oh that sexy, red flushed skin on them…. ![]() ![]() Right? ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn! I was hoping for a cruise down the Medway river ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You have 7 mins to get off ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I would but some buggers locked dthe cabin door ![]() | |||
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"Just one space for cabin D left. We are sailing in 10 mins ![]() ALL ABOARD ! | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh nice! I got sea sick in a rowboat on the Norfolk Broads, just thought I should make my cabin mates aware of this ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That will be Minxy ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll hold your hair ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You're a gent! | |||
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"Oh in ![]() ![]() I'm no lifeguard, but I'm happy to teach you the breast stroke... | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She's also collared all the life jackets in the cabin... She does look rather fetching in them tho ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just in case!! ![]() | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh in ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can't see thay grin from shore ![]() | |||
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"Oh in ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ouch!! Lol | |||
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"Are we there yet??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh yes. Silly me!!! ![]() | |||
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"Is there a drinks package?" Pop in, i have buckfast, cider and a weeks supply of Tenants ![]() | |||
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"Is there a drinks package?" All drinks and food are included. Just ask ![]() | |||
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"Is there a drinks package? Pop in, i have buckfast, cider and a weeks supply of Tenants ![]() ill bring few extra jack d | |||
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"Oh in ![]() ![]() Minxy - I'm not sure if you've noticed, but you have natural buoyancy ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh in ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lmfao, don’t encourage him. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is there a drinks package? Pop in, i have buckfast, cider and a weeks supply of Tenants ![]() Just ask any of the crew. They will help | |||
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"Ok, make yourselves comfortable and enjoy time with your cabin mates. You are also allowed a visit to another cabin for half an hour as a little swap treat. The trick though is that you have to ask if someone will swap with you for that half hour. ![]() Oooooooooh! | |||
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"Ok, make yourselves comfortable and enjoy time with your cabin mates. You are also allowed a visit to another cabin for half an hour as a little swap treat. The trick though is that you have to ask if someone will swap with you for that half hour. ![]() Which cabin do you fancy your treat in? See if anyone will swap for half an hour ![]() | |||
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"Home brew cider and potato vodka here in C. Jeez! It’s strong to! Is it usual to hallucinate on this stuff? ![]() Can we swap? ![]() | |||
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"Ok, make yourselves comfortable and enjoy time with your cabin mates. You are also allowed a visit to another cabin for half an hour as a little swap treat. The trick though is that you have to ask if someone will swap with you for that half hour. ![]() You'll need more that 30 mins to get out of the life jacket ![]() | |||
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"Ok, make yourselves comfortable and enjoy time with your cabin mates. You are also allowed a visit to another cabin for half an hour as a little swap treat. The trick though is that you have to ask if someone will swap with you for that half hour. ![]() ![]() I’m sure someone would help me ![]() | |||
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"Ok, make yourselves comfortable and enjoy time with your cabin mates. You are also allowed a visit to another cabin for half an hour as a little swap treat. The trick though is that you have to ask if someone will swap with you for that half hour. ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you tied your fellas to the bed yet? Because they can't help. ![]() | |||
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"Ok, make yourselves comfortable and enjoy time with your cabin mates. You are also allowed a visit to another cabin for half an hour as a little swap treat. The trick though is that you have to ask if someone will swap with you for that half hour. ![]() Think Daizy is barfing and a bit see sick .. anyone want a kilt wearing visitor ?! ![]() | |||
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