Ey up my fellow penis bearers 
What tempo do you wank at?
Are you an Andante wanker or else do you prefer a sprightly Allegretto or possibly even a speedy Allegro?
Perhaps you like to switch things up for extra expressiveness with time signature changes such as a 4/4 to a 2/4 beat etc?
Pray do reveal all here my good folks 
Ladies: You know I wouldn’t dream of missing you out!
What speed do you set your toys (or fingers) to? Are we talking slow and steady, egg whisking desperation speed or else Pneumatic drill? |
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"I go with Flight of the Bumblebee.
I’m spaffing and finished in seconds. "
I tried wanking to Beethoven’s third movement of his seminal (see what I did there?), Moonlight Sonata…..
But had to abandon my session after my foreskin began to smoke  |
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"Beethoven's 5th for me...it includes all sorts - furiously pumping like mad, edging, slower rhythmic...
Tried it to the 1812 Overture once....didn't end well when the canons kicked in  "
I once tried it to the Dies Irae movement from Verdi’s Requiem…..
By crikey that was a scary wank of the ages! |
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