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By *layfullsam OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Solihull

If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Solihull

Putting milk in a mug of tea with the teabag before adding hot water

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts

I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Solihull


"I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together. "

Definitely a wrong un

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan 12 weeks ago

louth


"I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together. "

You are a maniac!

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By *erry bull1Man 12 weeks ago

doncaster

What Is cutlery ???

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By *rimson_RoseWoman 12 weeks ago

Tamworth


"I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together. "

This is anarchy and I don't think I can stand it!

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago


"Putting milk in a mug of tea with the teabag before adding hot water"

I do this

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts


"I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together.

Definitely a wrong un "

It gets worse. Same drawer has batteries. Sone screws, a screwdriver, couple of charger cables I don’t know what they fit anymore.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 12 weeks ago

St Leonards

If you don't check the loo's cleanliness after each flush.

ESPECIALLY if you live alone.

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago


"I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together.

Definitely a wrong un

It gets worse. Same drawer has batteries. Sone screws, a screwdriver, couple of charger cables I don’t know what they fit anymore. "

Definitely trying to trigger some folks haha

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts


"If you don't check the loo's cleanliness after each flush.

ESPECIALLY if you live alone."

I moved in 3 years ago. Guess it is probably about time I flushed it.

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By *lue RascalMan 12 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

If you’re a scruff that leaves all your shite on the table when you’re out for food rather than putting it in the bin a few yards away.

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By *issmorganWoman 12 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Using the last item in a box, then putting that empty box back.

People do it at work and it drives me mad,just throw the thing.

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By *ell GwynnWoman 12 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?"

Oh

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By *rimson_RoseWoman 12 weeks ago

Tamworth

Leaving drawers or cupboard doors half open - you made half the effort, go the whole hog - treat yourself.

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By *urvyGalNorfolkWoman 12 weeks ago

East Norfolk

You’re a wrong un if you hang the toilet roll with the end underneath… not on top.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 12 weeks ago

Southampton


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?"

Hang on you use the fork with your left hand so it should be fork, knife , spoon

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By *eroLondonMan 12 weeks ago

Mayfair

Dare I say it? When "knifes" (sic) should be "knives".

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By *atricia ParnelWoman 12 weeks ago

In a town full of colours

Having pineapple on my pizza apparently...

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 12 weeks ago

St Neots


"I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together. "

I could get on board with this!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 12 weeks ago

Southampton

I love marmite

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By *glyBettyTV/TS 12 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

- People who don't drink water

- Rugby Union fans post 2003

- any man over the age of 35 still wearing skinny jeans

- anyone with over 10000 posts on Reddit

- anyone who has the LGBT-focused app with the orange mask logo installed on their phone

I can confirm only one of these apply to me

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts


"I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together.

I could get on board with this! "

It’s very liberating. And - when you need a tea spoon - exciting.

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By *HUSH-Man 12 weeks ago

London


"I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together. "

“Some people just want to watch the world burn”

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By *agatoXXXMan 12 weeks ago

Mordor


"I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together. "

Such a free spirit!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 12 weeks ago

North West


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?"

We're the exact opposite! Spoons, forks, knives with the teaspoons in front.

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By *till gameMan 12 weeks ago

two doors down

Chocolate in the fridge

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts


"Chocolate in the fridge "

(((shudder)))

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By *till gameMan 12 weeks ago

two doors down


"Chocolate in the fridge

(((shudder))) "

it’s the only way

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By *rRiosMan 12 weeks ago

dublin

What can make people loose their minds sometimes is to get a four fingered Kit Kat and just bite across all four

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple 12 weeks ago

Glasgow

People who put tomato sauce on square sausage instead of brown sauce

In fact, people who don't eat square sausage with a side of irn bru

No offence beautiful English friends

Mrs x

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts


"What can make people loose their minds sometimes is to get a four fingered Kit Kat and just bite across all four "

I do that. I feel seen

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By *awpleasureMan 12 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

Putting cold milk on weetabix then microwaving it is wrongun territory.

Microwave the milk first then pour it over the weetabix straight from the packet.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts

Does anyone else forget they made a coffee then just microwave it when it’s cold?

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple 12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Putting cold milk on weetabix then microwaving it is wrongun territory.

Microwave the milk first then pour it over the weetabix straight from the packet."

I admire that you have time to microwave milk. I aspire to be that on top of like at 530 in the morning

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By *vaRose43Woman 12 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"Chocolate in the fridge "

I keep mine in the freezer

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple 12 weeks ago

Glasgow

Life!!! Not that Weetabix equates with life. Clearly that is sq sausage and Irn Bru x

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By *agatoXXXMan 12 weeks ago

Mordor


"People who put tomato sauce on square sausage instead of brown sauce

In fact, people who don't eat square sausage with a side of irn bru

No offence beautiful English friends

Mrs x"

I eat my skwerr slice wi' nae sauce, or Irn Bru.

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By *inxy777Woman 12 weeks ago

essex


"Putting cold milk on weetabix then microwaving it is wrongun territory.

Microwave the milk first then pour it over the weetabix straight from the packet."

Warm milk on weetabix, that’s wrong!!!

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By *agatoXXXMan 12 weeks ago

Mordor

Porridge with sugar.

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple 12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"People who put tomato sauce on square sausage instead of brown sauce

In fact, people who don't eat square sausage with a side of irn bru

No offence beautiful English friends

Mrs x

I eat my skwerr slice wi' nae sauce, or Irn Bru."

Wow, nae words

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By *lynJMan 12 weeks ago

Morden

Most of my cutlery is mixed up in the drainer.

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By *agatoXXXMan 12 weeks ago

Mordor


"People who put tomato sauce on square sausage instead of brown sauce

In fact, people who don't eat square sausage with a side of irn bru

No offence beautiful English friends

Mrs x

I eat my skwerr slice wi' nae sauce, or Irn Bru.

Wow, nae words "

I'm diabetic, so no fizzy drinks! I only like brown sauce on a scotch pie.

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple 12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"People who put tomato sauce on square sausage instead of brown sauce

In fact, people who don't eat square sausage with a side of irn bru

No offence beautiful English friends

Mrs x

I eat my skwerr slice wi' nae sauce, or Irn Bru."

I do think the pies are a lot nicer in England, no pun intended you filthy fuckers

But yeah brown sauce and Irn Bru all the way or you're Def a wrong 'un x

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By *aomilatteCouple 12 weeks ago

Midlands

We watch Love Island every wrongun night

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By *ot to giggleWoman 12 weeks ago

Coventry


"I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together.

I could get on board with this! "

yea if i could find any - currently all located in teenagers room !

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By *glyBettyTV/TS 12 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

People who like brown sauce.

The mere smell is enough to make me nauseous

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 12 weeks ago

St Neots


"People who like brown sauce.

The mere smell is enough to make me nauseous "

I like it on my cereal

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple 12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"People who like brown sauce.

The mere smell is enough to make me nauseous "

Savage

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 12 weeks ago

St Neots


"Porridge with sugar. "

Plain porridge is boring!

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By *nnCeeWoman 12 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Does anyone else forget they made a coffee then just microwave it when it’s cold? "

Nope. I just drink it cold. Not gonna traipse to another floor just to heat it up. Just drink it. Your tummy will warm it!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts


"Porridge with sugar.

Plain porridge is boring! "

All porridge is boring except the microwave one with golden syrup which is not boring.

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago


"Porridge with sugar.

Plain porridge is boring!

All porridge is boring except the microwave one with golden syrup which is not boring. "

it needs something but usually fruit/peanut butter or my new fave is lemon curd

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts


"Porridge with sugar.

Plain porridge is boring!

All porridge is boring except the microwave one with golden syrup which is not boring. it needs something but usually fruit/peanut butter or my new fave is lemon curd "

Peanut butter? Really? It works?

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple 12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Porridge with sugar.

Plain porridge is boring!

All porridge is boring except the microwave one with golden syrup which is not boring. "

Try honey, raspberries, pistachio, double cream

And a wee nip of whiskey if you're on days off

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By *im_1878Man 12 weeks ago

Formby

People who don’t indicate

(Makes my blood boil)

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By *exycarlashane181Couple 12 weeks ago

Leamington Spa


"I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together. "

What a wild child you are... F*** the rules lol

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts


"Porridge with sugar.

Plain porridge is boring!

All porridge is boring except the microwave one with golden syrup which is not boring.

Try honey, raspberries, pistachio, double cream

And a wee nip of whiskey if you're on days off "

Sounds good. I’m off out to get porridge. And honey or raspberries, pistachios or double cream. And to get my leccy reconnected. And buy a microwave.

Back in a mo.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 12 weeks ago

North West


"Putting cold milk on weetabix then microwaving it is wrongun territory.

Microwave the milk first then pour it over the weetabix straight from the packet."

Mr KC does the first one

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By *glyBettyTV/TS 12 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence


"Porridge with sugar.

Plain porridge is boring!

All porridge is boring except the microwave one with golden syrup which is not boring. it needs something but usually fruit/peanut butter or my new fave is lemon curd "

Strawberry jam was always my go-to for porridge.

I'd like to try it one time using those syrups branded "Treats", but one of the more exotic flavors like vanilla or salted caramel

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 12 weeks ago

North West


"Porridge with sugar.

Plain porridge is boring!

All porridge is boring except the microwave one with golden syrup which is not boring. "

It's so over-sweet that my teeth hurt after.

I have plain porridge made with lactose free or soya milk, with 1/4 tsp of sugar on. Nowt else

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By *till gameMan 12 weeks ago

two doors down


"People who put tomato sauce on square sausage instead of brown sauce

In fact, people who don't eat square sausage with a side of irn bru

No offence beautiful English friends

Mrs x"

I miss square sausage so much, counting down the days till my brother comes for visit, it’s top of the list along with crisp morning roll

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By *till gameMan 12 weeks ago

two doors down


"Chocolate in the fridge

I keep mine in the freezer "

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By *ermite12ukMan 12 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

A tot of whisky, & ice cream.

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby

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By *layfullsam OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Solihull

Anyone who drinks carlsberg

Wrong un

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby

Stirring your tea/coffee and putting it back in the sugar. In fact, having sugar with your coffee at all!

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By *layfullsam OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Solihull

People who choose Indian korma dishes or worse still English food at the curry house

Wrong un

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby


"People who choose Indian korma dishes or worse still English food at the curry house

Wrong un "

Similar to people who smash the poppadoms

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By *inxy777Woman 12 weeks ago

essex


"People who choose Indian korma dishes or worse still English food at the curry house

Wrong un

Similar to people who smash the poppadoms "

Oops!!!

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By *layfullsam OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Solihull


"People who choose Indian korma dishes or worse still English food at the curry house

Wrong un

Similar to people who smash the poppadoms "

Ffs that’s me being a wrong un always flat palm, wallop

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By *till gameMan 12 weeks ago

two doors down


"People who choose Indian korma dishes or worse still English food at the curry house

Wrong un "

And those people wanting a wee taste of yours , just to try grrrrrrrrrr

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts

People who think pot noodle is food.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 12 weeks ago

North West


"People who choose Indian korma dishes or worse still English food at the curry house

Wrong un

Similar to people who smash the poppadoms "

What about breaking bits off delicately?

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby


"People who choose Indian korma dishes or worse still English food at the curry house

Wrong un

Similar to people who smash the poppadoms

Ffs that’s me being a wrong un always flat palm, wallop "

You should never "shall I be Mother" the poppadoms!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 12 weeks ago

North West


"Dare I say it? When "knifes" (sic) should be "knives"."

Thank you.

Someone has to be responsible for standards.

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple 12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"A tot of whisky, & ice cream."

Mind blown

Thinking raspberry ripple

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple 12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"People who think pot noodle is food. "

Ok, but please do not slag off supernoodles or Kraft cheesy pasta x

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By *mber SkiesWoman 12 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish


"People who choose Indian korma dishes or worse still English food at the curry house

Wrong un

Similar to people who smash the poppadoms

Ffs that’s me being a wrong un always flat palm, wallop

You should never "shall I be Mother" the poppadoms! "

wow joe look what you been hiding I’m impressed

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By *agatoXXXMan 12 weeks ago

Mordor


"People who think pot noodle is food. "

There's more nutrition in the pot than in the noodles.

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By *rispyDuckMan 12 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

What’s cutley?

Hahaha

I use a garden fork, shovel & machete to eat my dinner

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts


"People who think pot noodle is food.

There's more nutrition in the pot than in the noodles. "

And more taste in the hot water

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts


"People who think pot noodle is food.

Ok, but please do not slag off supernoodles or Kraft cheesy pasta x"

Never slag off super noodles. Cos they’re super.

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple 12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"People who think pot noodle is food.

Ok, but please do not slag off supernoodles or Kraft cheesy pasta x

Never slag off super noodles. Cos they’re super. "

Consider yourself redeemed doll x

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby


"People who choose Indian korma dishes or worse still English food at the curry house

Wrong un

Similar to people who smash the poppadoms

Ffs that’s me being a wrong un always flat palm, wallop

You should never "shall I be Mother" the poppadoms! wow joe look what you been hiding I’m impressed "

Oh, thanks

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby

People who drink Huel. Imagine thinking having to drink your calories is any way to live life

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By *lue RascalMan 12 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"People who think pot noodle is food. "

Are super noodles ok? Asking for a friend.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 12 weeks ago

North West


"People who drink Huel. Imagine thinking having to drink your calories is any way to live life "

I tried it once. Never again

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts


"People who think pot noodle is food.

Are super noodles ok? Asking for a friend."

Not just ok. Super.

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By *P994Man 12 weeks ago

Travelling

If you’re signed up to this site…

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By *awpleasureMan 12 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"Putting cold milk on weetabix then microwaving it is wrongun territory.

Microwave the milk first then pour it over the weetabix straight from the packet.

Warm milk on weetabix, that’s wrong!!! "

It's got to be hot milk not warm. It's winter breakfast comfort food.

In the summer I don't heat the milk.

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By *akHeartWoodMan 12 weeks ago

Crawley

To the gulag!!!

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By *lynJMan 12 weeks ago

Morden


"Putting cold milk on weetabix then microwaving it is wrongun territory.

Microwave the milk first then pour it over the weetabix straight from the packet.

Mr KC does the first one "

Alternatively, put the milk in the bowl, microwave it to the right temperature and then drop the Weetabix into the hot milk.

Saves dirtying a jug.

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By *punk n gushCouple 12 weeks ago

walmer

Folding the towels wrong

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By *layfullsam OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Solihull

Brown sauce with fish

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By *midnight-Woman 12 weeks ago

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"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?"

Wait is this really a thing

Mine goes forks (most used), knives (2nd used) then spoons... Used for serving

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 12 weeks ago

somewhere

Ours are forks, knives and spoons and it winds me up but they don't fit the other way round!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 12 weeks ago

Essex


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?

Wait is this really a thing

Mine goes forks (most used), knives (2nd used) then spoons... Used for serving "

Just use sporks…

For everything. I even take my own travel spork to restaurants.

I’m not allowed knives anyway…

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By *inUpProWoman 12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Eating cheese ham and apple sauce toasties

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 12 weeks ago

North West


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?

Wait is this really a thing

Mine goes forks (most used), knives (2nd used) then spoons... Used for serving "

Midnight, how do you eat soup?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Solihull


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?

Wait is this really a thing

Mine goes forks (most used), knives (2nd used) then spoons... Used for serving "

Oh yes indeed it’s practically the law

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By *midnight-Woman 12 weeks ago

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"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?

Wait is this really a thing

Mine goes forks (most used), knives (2nd used) then spoons... Used for serving

Midnight, how do you eat soup?"

I don't eat soup

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 12 weeks ago

little house on the praire

spoons, knives, forks

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By *agatoXXXMan 12 weeks ago

Mordor


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?

Wait is this really a thing

Mine goes forks (most used), knives (2nd used) then spoons... Used for serving

Midnight, how do you eat soup?

I don't eat soup "

Weirdo!

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By *agatoXXXMan 12 weeks ago

Mordor


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?

Wait is this really a thing

Mine goes forks (most used), knives (2nd used) then spoons... Used for serving

Midnight, how do you eat soup?

I don't eat soup

Weirdo! "

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By *eenriderMan 12 weeks ago

bristol


"We're the exact opposite! Spoons, forks, knives with the teaspoons in front. "

This is the correct answer

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By *awpleasureMan 12 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"Putting cold milk on weetabix then microwaving it is wrongun territory.

Microwave the milk first then pour it over the weetabix straight from the packet.

Mr KC does the first one

Alternatively, put the milk in the bowl, microwave it to the right temperature and then drop the Weetabix into the hot milk.

Saves dirtying a jug. "

Funny you should say that I recently bought some plastic bowls and have been doing exactly that.

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By *ad NannaWoman 12 weeks ago

East London

Mine are from left to right: fork, spoon, knife, long knives.

Small spoons below and biggest spoons below them, with the kids' plastic cutlery.

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By *annibal_LickedherMan 12 weeks ago

The Side of the Mersey

Toilet roll feeding from the back instead of over the top.

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By *ad NannaWoman 12 weeks ago

East London

Dipping the spoon you stirred coffee with, or just put in the coffee jar, into the sugar.

I kill you

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By *ansoffateMan 12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together. "

I love that. Everyone in my life keeps organising everything around me, it makes my skin crawl sometimes.

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By *exymarvelMan 12 weeks ago

cardiff

Trash the kitchen when i cook, i fill the dishwasher and put it on but cant be bothered 2 empty it

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By *exymarvelMan 12 weeks ago

cardiff

Im right handed and have my fork in my right hand

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By *aytime78Man 12 weeks ago

west midlands

wiping your cock on the curtains after a shag

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By *ohn 66Man 12 weeks ago

Birmingham


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?"

From the left, forks, knives, desert spoons, tea spoons.

Forks to the left of knives, just like when setting the table.

Surely

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By *ohn 66Man 12 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Trash the kitchen when i cook, i fill the dishwasher and put it on but cant be bothered 2 empty it"

Get a second dishwasher. On alternate days,one is a dishwasher, the other is a cupboard. Swap roles the next day

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago


"Does anyone else forget they made a coffee then just microwave it when it’s cold? "

I make coffee, then leave it until its cold...

I do this deliberately

I also munch kitkats the wrong way

But at least my cutlery is organised

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 12 weeks ago

Leeds

People who tie the shoe laces on trainers.

Also when did pulling your socks up all the way up ( while wearing shorts ) like a nonce become cool ?

The mr

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By *rimal InstinctCouple 12 weeks ago

Carlisle

Lack of accountability, blaming others for your shitty behaviour. 'There is context and nuances' but basically that's just a way to gloss over the crap .

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By *rimal InstinctCouple 12 weeks ago

Carlisle


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?"

Eating a wagon wheel, custard cream, bourbon etc without taking it apart. Nibbling the sides, scr*ping the cream, marshmallow etc. If you don't do that, you ARE a wrong un

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS 12 weeks ago

hexham


"I don’t even have a cutlery organiser. It’s all just thrown in a drawer together. "

Oh crumbs!

No! I would go for a fork and in the jumbled mess I would grab a spoon and miss the intended fork, walk back to my sitting room, slump down onto the sofa, in front of the telly,

Then picking up my pot noodle ( other snacks are available ) realise my intended feast had been ruined

I mean, one can hardly enjoy a pot noodle with a spoon!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS 12 weeks ago

hexham

Obviously, there is no need for me to go onto say that if you eat a pot noodle with a spoon… or even, God forbid, just drink a pot noodle as you would a cup-a-soup

Then you are a wrong-un

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman 12 weeks ago

Norwich

I do love a pot noodle but has to be with a fork

And it goes fork, knives and spoons any other combination is wrong and it gives me the jitters thinking of them all being mixed

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By *punk n gushCouple 12 weeks ago

walmer


"wiping your cock on the curtains after a shag "

Lmao that's so wrong in so many ways

Think pillow case be better haha ??

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

It's a big drawer, so it has:

Odds and sods (maybe bits of cutlery from my mum's house), serving spoons, larger items including cork screw and can opener, then we move on to forks, desert spoons and knives. But in front of some of those you have little compartments which have things like tea spoons, or bits and pieces that you cant remember where they go, swiss army knife, etc.

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By *rJandMrsJCouple 12 weeks ago

Hyde

There's also a correct way to hang your toilet roll. If it rolls out from the back, you're a "wrong'un". If you don't steam clean your light switches, door handles and skirting boards with zoflora in your steam cleaner, you're a "wrong'un".

Maybe, that's a bit too far. My cleaning habits can he a bit daft sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

Steam cleaning electricals?

You might be a wrong un for doing that, but not for long.

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By *asterMeliodasMan 12 weeks ago

Near Keith

If your TV volume is anything but an even number or multiple of 5.

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By *rimal InstinctCouple 12 weeks ago

Carlisle


"If your TV volume is anything but an even number or multiple of 5."

I agree, the radio in the car too!

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By *22julia222Woman 12 weeks ago

Swindon

Surely the knives go on the right, like they would on the table?

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By *rJandMrsJCouple 12 weeks ago

Hyde


"Surely the knives go on the right, like they would on the table? "

I'm the weird one who has to have it the opposite way round on the table.

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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago

west midlands

Spoons, forks, knives is the correct order, I think you'll find!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 12 weeks ago

North West


"Spoons, forks, knives is the correct order, I think you'll find!"

Correct!

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By *aM 689Man 12 weeks ago

Mordor

Mixing cream and jam .. like a scone with cream & jam - boak !!

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby

People who order a cheese board as a dessert

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By *asterMeliodasMan 12 weeks ago

Near Keith


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert "

I mean...cheese is cheese.

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

I mean...cheese is cheese."

Yeah, and not a fucking dessert!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 12 weeks ago

Southampton


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert "

But cheesecake is a dessert !

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By *lue RascalMan 12 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert "

Is anyone going to own up to this?

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By *inxy777Woman 12 weeks ago

essex


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert "

Oh yes, all those odd looking and smelly cheeses!!

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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago

west midlands


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this? "

Don't look at me, I hate cheese!

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By *aM 689Man 12 weeks ago

Mordor


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert "

I prefer savoury over sweet .. so, biscuits, cheese, cutney and a glass of wine - bliss

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By *lue RascalMan 12 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

Don't look at me, I hate cheese!"

I’ll look at you all I want!

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By *arcuszMan 12 weeks ago

Billingshurst

I eat with my hands like a real man.

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By *11Doug111Man 12 weeks ago

Lightwater

Agreed

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this? "

If they do, my block list is going to get bigger!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 12 weeks ago

Southampton


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

If they do, my block list is going to get bigger!"

What about if I order the cheeseboard AFTER dessert??

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby

Leg spinners who bowl it out the back of the hand so it turns into the batsman

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 12 weeks ago

Southampton


"Leg spinners who bowl it out the back of the hand so it turns into the batsman "

Come again?!

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By *agnar73Man 12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

If they do, my block list is going to get bigger!

What about if I order the cheeseboard AFTER dessert?? "

How many courses is that?

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By *lue RascalMan 12 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

If they do, my block list is going to get bigger!"

They’ll be getting reported as well. Can’t let them get away with this.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 12 weeks ago

Southampton


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

If they do, my block list is going to get bigger!

What about if I order the cheeseboard AFTER dessert??

How many courses is that?"

4 lol

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

If they do, my block list is going to get bigger!

What about if I order the cheeseboard AFTER dessert?? "

Nope, still unacceptable!

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By *agnar73Man 12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

If they do, my block list is going to get bigger!

What about if I order the cheeseboard AFTER dessert??

How many courses is that?

4 lol"

Have the coffee and then too stuffed to do anything else.

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By *aM 689Man 12 weeks ago

Mordor


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

If they do, my block list is going to get bigger!

What about if I order the cheeseboard AFTER dessert??

How many courses is that?

4 lol"

Sign me up!

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

If they do, my block list is going to get bigger!

They’ll be getting reported as well. Can’t let them get away with this. "

I feel like I've uncovered something big here. This goes way deeper than a thread on Fab!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 12 weeks ago

Southampton


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

If they do, my block list is going to get bigger!

What about if I order the cheeseboard AFTER dessert??

Nope, still unacceptable!"

.... * chucks all cheese from her fridge away ...

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By *agatoXXXMan 12 weeks ago

Mordor


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert "

That'll be me.

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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago

west midlands


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

Don't look at me, I hate cheese!

I’ll look at you all I want! "

Edam!!

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By *arcuszMan 12 weeks ago

Billingshurst


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?"

People who piss all over the toilet mat.

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By *nnCeeWoman 12 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"If your TV volume is anything but an even number or multiple of 5.

I agree, the radio in the car too!"

Damned straight!!

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By *agatoXXXMan 12 weeks ago

Mordor


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

If they do, my block list is going to get bigger!

They’ll be getting reported as well. Can’t let them get away with this. "

People who don't like cheese should get DEPORTED. To France...

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By *nnCeeWoman 12 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"when did pulling your socks up all the way up ( while wearing shorts ) like a nonce become cool ?

The mr "

When the "kids" got hold of them.

See also, socks with sliders

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By *oeBeansMan 12 weeks ago

Derby


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

If they do, my block list is going to get bigger!

They’ll be getting reported as well. Can’t let them get away with this.

People who don't like cheese should get DEPORTED. To France... "

To be fair, I like cheese. It's just not a fucking dessert!

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By *nnCeeWoman 12 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Dipping the spoon you stirred coffee with, or just put in the coffee jar, into the sugar.

I kill you "

Do not come to the office I work in, whatever you do...

Grinds my gears SO much!!

Also the bellends who think it's amusing to leave their cups in front of/behind the sign which says "Please put your used crockery in the dishwasher".

*breathe*

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By *eroLondonMan 12 weeks ago

Mayfair


"...To be fair, I like cheese. It's just not a fucking dessert! "

Dessert is served before the cheese. The cheese is the final course before the 'petit fours' and coffee, JB.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman 12 weeks ago

Tamworth


"...To be fair, I like cheese. It's just not a fucking dessert!

Dessert is served before the cheese. The cheese is the final course before the 'petit fours' and coffee, JB."

Not in France Nero, le sucré suit le salé.

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By *lue RascalMan 12 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

Don't look at me, I hate cheese!

I’ll look at you all I want!

Edam!! "

I’m really fondue you.

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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago

west midlands


"People who order a cheese board as a dessert

Is anyone going to own up to this?

Don't look at me, I hate cheese!

I’ll look at you all I want!

Edam!!

I’m really fondue you."

Oh, you are Gouda!

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By *agatoXXXMan 12 weeks ago

Mordor


"...To be fair, I like cheese. It's just not a fucking dessert!

Dessert is served before the cheese. The cheese is the final course before the 'petit fours' and coffee, JB."

The cheese comes instead of the dessert, when you are diabetic.

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By *iddle ManMan 12 weeks ago

Walsall


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?"

You've got it all wrong.

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By *ornucopiaMan 12 weeks ago

Bexley


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?"

Just checked and the main stock in the cutlery drawer is in that order but I normally use a small working selection kept in a self draining pot on the draining board, all business end upwards for easy identification.

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By *hesblokeMan 12 weeks ago

Derbyshire village


"If you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?"

Mine are arranged vertically, teaspoons, knifes, forks and spoons. Yes.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple 12 weeks ago

St Neots

I like to bite and crunch through my ice lollies. Apparently that makes me a wrong un

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