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By *usman 199 OP   Man 12 weeks ago

Stockport

Good afternoon everyone

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By *d mirerMan 12 weeks ago

lost

A twix

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By *annyDanielleMan 12 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

Venus.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman 12 weeks ago

Leeds

Double ender

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By *elloWoman 12 weeks ago

alpha centauri

A bible with the inscription 'To Satan, my favourite little scamp, love God'

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By *ddie1966Man 12 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

A packet of Jelly Babies

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By *ouple4voyeurCouple 12 weeks ago

Birmingham

used condom packet next to some lube

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple 12 weeks ago

Norwichish


"A twix "

Brilliant

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By *elloWoman 12 weeks ago

alpha centauri

A 'made in China' sticker

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By *hunky GentMan 12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

An A to Z.

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By *rispyDuckMan 12 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

A petrol station or my Chinese takeaway

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By *ensuallover1000Man 12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A McDonald’s drive thru

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 12 weeks ago

Southampton

Cheese and pineapple hedgehog

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By *glyBettyTV/TS 12 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

An Erik Ten Hag starting formation.

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By *aomilatteCouple 12 weeks ago

Midlands

A flag saying "Neil Armstrong woz ere"

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By *ittlebirdWoman 12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

A Russian flag

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By *aM 689Man 12 weeks ago

Mordor

A woman

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By *azza72Man 12 weeks ago

Leeds

An old copy of Razzle

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 12 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

A snickers

Mr

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 12 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Elon Musk

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A weatherbeaten sarcophagus covered in Egyptian Hieroglyphs.

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By *r John WickMan 12 weeks ago

The Continental

A giant “Hawk Tuah” billboard.

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By *eralt80Man 12 weeks ago

cork

A Tesla

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 12 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

GrumpyMcFuckNuggett

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By *hunky GentMan 12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"GrumpyMcFuckNuggett

"

Awwww. You'd miss him

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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago

west midlands

An, If you can read this you are too close, sign.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 12 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNuggett

"

Oi

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By *ittlebirdWoman 12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"GrumpyMcFuckNuggett

"

Awesome

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By *hunky GentMan 12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A copy of the Sunday Sport.

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By *till gameMan 12 weeks ago

two doors down

Bottle of sunny d

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By *ansoffateMan 12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Elvis

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By *nnCeeWoman 12 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

A shuttlecock

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By *oulderingBearMan 12 weeks ago

Falme

A floppy disk with a word document on it called "Earth Invasion Plan 2.0" and a CD with a word document "Earth Colonisation Plan 1.5"

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By *restonguy1981Man 12 weeks ago

preston

Timmy mallet

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By *a LunaWoman 12 weeks ago

South

A phone box.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS 12 weeks ago

London

Horseshoe crab fossil.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 12 weeks ago

Glasgow

One of Prey’s massive alien dildos.

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By *aughtyfun_121Man 12 weeks ago

Bradford

A notice saying 'private sign, do not read'

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS 12 weeks ago

London


"One of Prey’s massive alien dildos."

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By *8on33Man 12 weeks ago

winfrith

Nissan micra

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 12 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Potatoes

B

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By *rucking-HellMan 12 weeks ago

Northampton

A huge Yellow M

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Belpre

A sign that reads, no parking vehicles will be towed at owner's expense.

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By *ansoffateMan 12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

A huge black cuboid monolith.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"A huge black cuboid monolith."

That’ll never take off.

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By *ansoffateMan 12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"A huge black cuboid monolith.

That’ll never take off."

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By *ndy ManMan 12 weeks ago

Bath

The Tory party

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By *mthatoneMan 12 weeks ago

Somewhere

Tescos shopping trolly

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By *inkShyWoman 12 weeks ago

near Windsor

A guinea pig farm, all in little space suits

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By *r and Mrs MagnumCouple 12 weeks ago

Swindon, Wiltshire, South West

Brilliant.

A big sign saying Pecival Lowell was right, we just filled them in.

And if you get that you earn geek points!

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By *odgerMooreMan 12 weeks ago

Carlisle

Coconut.. from a distance it would look like a bounty!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 12 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Matt Damon

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By *vcarolTV/TS 12 weeks ago

kilmarnockish

Water.

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By *4bimMan 12 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Cheese

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By *till gameMan 12 weeks ago

two doors down

Ronnie Pickering

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By *oiluvfunMan 12 weeks ago

Mauchline

The entire Netherlands football squad. And tonight please

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By *punk n gushCouple 12 weeks ago

walmer

A telescope facing the earth ??

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By *ane DTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Glasgow

Nigel Farage, Donald Trump and Boris Johnston.

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

A sign saying welcome to Venus (obviously being held up by a scantily clad woman)

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Belpre

A sign that reads, no illegal aliens, violators will be deported or disintegrated !

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By *ANDA!Man 12 weeks ago

DUMFRIES

The flag of North Korea, make it look like it's been there for a while

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By *eliz NelsonMan 12 weeks ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

A Tourist Information kiosk

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Brilliant.

A big sign saying Pecival Lowell was right, we just filled them in.

And if you get that you earn geek points!"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A 1950s-style police telephone box.

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By *rispyDuckMan 12 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Polling station

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

'Welcome to Kigali' sign

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan 12 weeks ago

.

Thousands of used anal probes

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By *layfullsamMan 12 weeks ago

Solihull

Diane Abbott Naked in a NASA logo spaceship they have no record of

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By *ady-SanguineWoman 12 weeks ago

Closer than you think

A shovel

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By *atricia ParnelWoman 12 weeks ago

In a town full of colours

Granny C

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 12 weeks ago

Southampton


"Potatoes

B"

Haha... and human poo ??

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By *till gameMan 12 weeks ago

two doors down

A mars bar

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Herts

A hand written note saying ‘they actually WERE the droids we were looking for!’

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By *tephanjMan 12 weeks ago

Kettering

Russian vodka or a mexican flag

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By *aron110011Man 12 weeks ago

York

A sock

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By *tephanjMan 12 weeks ago

Kettering


"A sock "

Used??

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By *lynJMan 12 weeks ago

Morden

A big cannon and some large cylinders and tripods nearby.

Or

Some Daleks.

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By *lynJMan 12 weeks ago

Morden


"Brilliant.

A big sign saying Pecival Lowell was right, we just filled them in.

And if you get that you earn geek points!"

He needed to clean his telescope.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 12 weeks ago

Essex

A layer of cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

Poster saying "Russia waz eya 2k2... I.D.S.T.4.EVA"

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By *ensualbicockMan 12 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

An empty Blockbuster building

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By *ot to giggleWoman 12 weeks ago

Coventry

Kevin the Carrot and Colin the Caterpillar

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By *ino70Man 12 weeks ago

Telford

Dozen sun loungers complete with towels on them.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 12 weeks ago

North West

Wonko.

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By *punk n gushCouple 12 weeks ago

walmer

Condom vending machine

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By *ild_oatsMan 12 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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By *eronikapaulCouple 12 weeks ago

Reading

Rock that says "mars" all the way through.

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By *aron110011Man 12 weeks ago

York


"A sock

Used?? "

Nahhh. Unused one

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By *onkoMan 12 weeks ago

here and there


"Wonko. "

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By *onkoMan 12 weeks ago

here and there

John wicks dog under one of the rocket landing legs

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By *onkoMan 12 weeks ago

here and there

A sign pointing to Marvin's house with a distance

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By *luebell888Woman 12 weeks ago

Glasgowish

A few dinosaurs

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By *hePleasurerMan 12 weeks ago

Cheshire

A Second World War bomber and a copy of the News of the World.

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By *onkoMan 12 weeks ago

here and there

A printed copy of the 2012 Sydney University fab swingers survey

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By *cotty_01ukMan 12 weeks ago

birmingham

A hollow creme egg still wrapped

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By *onkoMan 12 weeks ago

here and there

A thark colony

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By *onkoMan 12 weeks ago

here and there

Skeleton of Sarah Jessica parkers head on a chihuahua body

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By *ripfillMan 12 weeks ago

havant

A Sony Walkman …. With a top of the pops tape in it recorded direct from the TV ! Lots of hiss and chatter

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By *ngermungerMan 12 weeks ago

Surrey

No parking

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

A British government that could actually make decisions to the benefit of the common people…. That would confuse anyone!!

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By *punk n gushCouple 12 weeks ago

walmer


"No parking "

Lol withvu there a disabled bay

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By *icentiousCouple 12 weeks ago

Up on them there hills

Guest book.

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By *imply DeeWoman 12 weeks ago

Wherever

I’m disappointed to see nobody said “life”!

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By *ean counterMan 12 weeks ago

Newark on trent

The martians from the old Smash mashed potato adverts

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 12 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Brussel sprouts wrapped in Ferrero Rocher wrapping...

Confuse the fuck right out of those Martians

Mr

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS 12 weeks ago

The beautiful Lake District

A red London double decker bus,to go with the one already on the Moon,visavis the Daily Sport newspaper head line...so it must be true

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By *ean counterMan 12 weeks ago

Newark on trent


"Skeleton of Sarah Jessica parkers head on a chihuahua body "

Tim Burton at his best !! Funny as feck but silly at the same time Maaaaarrrs Attack, Ag ag ag ag ag

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By *alandNitaCouple 12 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Flag of Scotland.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 12 weeks ago

Ryde

[Removed by poster at 09/07/24 13:32:16]

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By *8on33Man 12 weeks ago

winfrith

a moon crater

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 12 weeks ago

Ryde

When author William Peter Blatty wrote the sequel novel to his book The Exorcist, he had the main character pondering how the entire fabric of organised religion would unravel if a Nikon camera was discovered during the first landing on Mars.

So, yep - I'll happily go with a Nikon camera.

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By *heWelshCoupleCouple 12 weeks ago

Swansea

Jay slater

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By *ll-Knight-longMan 12 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

A sign with “ Thames Water was here”

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By *elvet RopeMan 12 weeks ago

by the big field

A gift shop

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By *elvet RopeMan 12 weeks ago

by the big field

I’d also park a dinghy with a Syrian flag in it, just on the off chance it actually makes that twat Farage’s head actually explode

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By *olarbear73Man 12 weeks ago

Glasgow

Flight MH370

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By *tlanshiaWoman 12 weeks ago

Chatham

2.5 Billion right footed socks.

Then start a mass conspiracy that our washing machines are a portal to mars.

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By *JB1954Man 12 weeks ago

Reading

A sealed bottle with a message note in which can be read from outside.

On message note

If found please contact saying where found

Name xxxxxx

Address xxxxx

Telephone number xxxxxxx

Email xxxxxxx

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By *ensualbicockMan 12 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Lord Lucan and Glenn Millar riding Shergar

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By *irjamesMan 12 weeks ago

Warrington

A mars bar duo.

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By *hesblokeMan 12 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

A 1982 Ford Fiesta Haynes manual with notes in the margins reading "it worked, it actually bloody left orbit!".

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By *punk n gushCouple 12 weeks ago

walmer

Picture of Donald Trump

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By *ools and the brainCouple 12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Lego star wars all the characters and ships including the death Star.

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By *bo7118Man 12 weeks ago

Birmingham

A garden gnome

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By *alandNitaCouple 12 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

A viking longship

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By *inkyRebelMan 12 weeks ago

Swindon

Mars bar factory

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

Nicola sturgeon

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By *uthentic GuyMan 12 weeks ago

Surrey

A complete scale replica of Stonehenge

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By *ostindreamsMan 12 weeks ago

London

The monolith from Space Odyssey

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By *agic johnsonMan 12 weeks ago

morden

A torn up old Tesco bag of nuddie mags

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By *ools and the brainCouple 12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Your mum.

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By *ickawitchCouple 12 weeks ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

A for sale sign

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By *hilledguy2020Man 12 weeks ago

Gateshead

Donald Trump and Putin

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 12 weeks ago

Leeds

A pyramid.

The mr

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By *m2226Couple 12 weeks ago

Birmingham

Jo Biden

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