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By *AD1 OP Man 33 weeks ago
East London |
This has been an ongoing thing. Her windows right opposite my living room. She stands in front of her window with the curtains open day/night slowly changing. Minimal eye contact, but she knows I’m there… Anyone experienced this? |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"This has been an ongoing thing. Her windows right opposite my living room. She stands in front of her window with the curtains open day/night slowly changing. Minimal eye contact, but she knows I’m there… Anyone experienced this? "
No sorry, I don’t live near you  |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff  |
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"how do you know she knows ? I’ve gone to the window to “smoke a cigarette” prolonged my gaze as to make it obvious I’m watching. We’ve locked eyes briefly on a few occasions "
Your profile states non smoker... Are you miming smoking a cigarette? Maybe that's what's drawing her attention  |
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She might be doing this fully aware that you're there and looking.
Be careful though because she also might not be aware. It's very easy from across the way, through two sets of glass to mistake a gaze into the distance for eye contact |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"how do you know she knows ? I’ve gone to the window to “smoke a cigarette” prolonged my gaze as to make it obvious I’m watching. We’ve locked eyes briefly on a few occasions
Your profile states non smoker... Are you miming smoking a cigarette? Maybe that's what's drawing her attention "
It's in quotation marks which clearly indicates that it's a term for wanking. He smoked the hell out of that cigarette! |
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By *edeWoman 33 weeks ago
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"I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff "
Are you on porn hub again Joe..... |
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By *AD1 OP Man 33 weeks ago
East London |
"how do you know she knows ? I’ve gone to the window to “smoke a cigarette” prolonged my gaze as to make it obvious I’m watching. We’ve locked eyes briefly on a few occasions
Your profile states non smoker... Are you miming smoking a cigarette? Maybe that's what's drawing her attention "
Yes exactly that!!! Nah, I had a bit of a relapse. 20 box of B&H on my table as we speak  |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff
Are you on porn hub again Joe..... "
I don't know how I got there, I swear! |
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"how do you know she knows ? I’ve gone to the window to “smoke a cigarette” prolonged my gaze as to make it obvious I’m watching. We’ve locked eyes briefly on a few occasions "
Oh do try patches, I did after a week in hospital and I'm now 8 weeks without a cigarette |
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"I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff
Are you on porn hub again Joe..... "
I was about to ask the same  |
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By *AD1 OP Man 33 weeks ago
East London |
"Maybe she’s an Exhibitionist  
Gets a kick from people watching
Yep. If so it's a match made in heaven "
Hmmm, I’d like to do a bit more than watch tbh. I’m wondering if there’s some sort of voyeuristic signal I could send without being too pervy. I thought about giving her the call me hand gesture |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff
Are you on porn hub again Joe.....
I was about to ask the same "
For the last time. I just stumbled onto it! |
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"I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff
Are you on porn hub again Joe.....
I was about to ask the same
For the last time. I just stumbled onto it! "
Said the actress to the bishop |
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By *AD1 OP Man 33 weeks ago
East London |
"I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff
Hahaha Now this sounds like a scenario I could get down with!
Are you on porn hub again Joe.....
I was about to ask the same "
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff
Are you on porn hub again Joe.....
I was about to ask the same
For the last time. I just stumbled onto it!
Said the actress to the bishop "
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Try morse code, erect a flag pole using a condom as a wind sock. Fog up your windows and write Fab into them. Hold up a 10 on large paper as a score card system... or as last resort, a Dominos with your phone number on the inside of the box could get a text, just depends if she's veggi or meat eater |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff "
A documentary? Is that the new trendy word the elite are using for porn? |
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By *AD1 OP Man 33 weeks ago
East London |
"She might be doing this fully aware that you're there and looking.
Be careful though because she also might not be aware. It's very easy from across the way, through two sets of glass to mistake a gaze into the distance for eye contact "
Very true indeed! |
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By *AD1 OP Man 33 weeks ago
East London |
"how do you know she knows ? I’ve gone to the window to “smoke a cigarette” prolonged my gaze as to make it obvious I’m watching. We’ve locked eyes briefly on a few occasions
Your profile states non smoker... Are you miming smoking a cigarette? Maybe that's what's drawing her attention
It's in quotation marks which clearly indicates that it's a term for wanking. He smoked the hell out of that cigarette!"
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By *inkShyWoman 33 weeks ago
near Windsor |
"This has been an ongoing thing. Her windows right opposite my living room. She stands in front of her window with the curtains open day/night slowly changing. Minimal eye contact, but she knows I’m there… Anyone experienced this? "
Get a sharpie and write a big sign. "I can see you. Wanna hook up? Yes or no?" |
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By *AD1 OP Man 33 weeks ago
East London |
"how do you know she knows ? I’ve gone to the window to “smoke a cigarette” prolonged my gaze as to make it obvious I’m watching. We’ve locked eyes briefly on a few occasions
Your profile states non smoker... Are you miming smoking a cigarette? Maybe that's what's drawing her attention
It's in quotation marks which clearly indicates that it's a term for wanking. He smoked the hell out of that cigarette!"
Hahahahahaha! You got me |
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By *AD1 OP Man 33 weeks ago
East London |
"Try morse code, erect a flag pole using a condom as a wind sock. Fog up your windows and write Fab into them. Hold up a 10 on large paper as a score card system... or as last resort, a Dominos with your phone number on the inside of the box could get a text, just depends if she's veggi or meat eater "
I’m in absolute stitches! At the same time I’m taking notes!
Fog up the windows……. |
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By *AD1 OP Man 33 weeks ago
East London |
"This has been an ongoing thing. Her windows right opposite my living room. She stands in front of her window with the curtains open day/night slowly changing. Minimal eye contact, but she knows I’m there… Anyone experienced this?
Get a sharpie and write a big sign. "I can see you. Wanna hook up? Yes or no?" "
I like it! Nice and subtle |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"This has been an ongoing thing. Her windows right opposite my living room. She stands in front of her window with the curtains open day/night slowly changing. Minimal eye contact, but she knows I’m there… Anyone experienced this? "
This is very weird? |
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"Maybe she’s an Exhibitionist
Gets a kick from people watching
Yep. If so it's a match made in heaven
Hmmm, I’d like to do a bit more than watch tbh. I’m wondering if there’s some sort of voyeuristic signal I could send without being too pervy. I thought about giving her the call me hand gesture "
Why are you so timid?
Just knock on her door and talk to her.
Here...I'll talk to her about you.Where in East London is that?
Unless, it's all a fantasy ... |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff
A documentary? Is that the new trendy word the elite are using for porn? "
Absolutely not, it was science documentary for conducting important science! |
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"I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff
A documentary? Is that the new trendy word the elite are using for porn?
Absolutely not, it was science documentary for conducting important science!"
were they all dressed in long white coats, wear glasses and the lady had her hair in a pony tail??
i saw that movie too!!  |
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By *inkShyWoman 33 weeks ago
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"This has been an ongoing thing. Her windows right opposite my living room. She stands in front of her window with the curtains open day/night slowly changing. Minimal eye contact, but she knows I’m there… Anyone experienced this?
Get a sharpie and write a big sign. "I can see you. Wanna hook up? Yes or no?"
I like it! Nice and subtle "
Exactly, playground tactics for the win. Failing that, pull her hair next time she's out to show you like her lol |
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"Maybe she’s an Exhibitionist
Gets a kick from people watching
Yep. If so it's a match made in heaven
Hmmm, I’d like to do a bit more than watch tbh. I’m wondering if there’s some sort of voyeuristic signal I could send without being too pervy. I thought about giving her the call me hand gesture "
I'd not encourage you to do anything other than you have been. Retain your discretion |
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"Maybe she’s an Exhibitionist
Gets a kick from people watching
Yep. If so it's a match made in heaven
Hmmm, I’d like to do a bit more than watch tbh. I’m wondering if there’s some sort of voyeuristic signal I could send without being too pervy. I thought about giving her the call me hand gesture "
Write 'FAF' in big letters on a pair of your pants and hang 'em up in your window surrounded by fairy lights see what happens  |
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"This has been an ongoing thing. Her windows right opposite my living room. She stands in front of her window with the curtains open day/night slowly changing. Minimal eye contact, but she knows I’m there… Anyone experienced this? "
No and it’s creepy to keep watching |
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By *TaR105Man 33 weeks ago
Birkenhead |
"I mean, if you were my neighbor I’d be tempted to do the same…
 Ever in London?
Every once in a while - which window should I stand in front of to flash and get your attention?"
Or come liverpool. |
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"This has been an ongoing thing. Her windows right opposite my living room. She stands in front of her window with the curtains open day/night slowly changing. Minimal eye contact, but she knows I’m there… Anyone experienced this?
No and it’s creepy to keep watching "
Nothing creepy in the these circumstances . |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"This has been an ongoing thing. Her windows right opposite my living room. She stands in front of her window with the curtains open day/night slowly changing. Minimal eye contact, but she knows I’m there… Anyone experienced this?
No and it’s creepy to keep watching
Nothing creepy in the these circumstances ."
I beg to differ.
It’s as creepy as a box of caterpillars. Shudders! |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff "
Weird? I think it's great xx |
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"I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff
Weird? I think it's great xx"
If it was your body, I'd be inviting you in |
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"I haven't but I've seen a documentary about this exact thing happening!
She caught the guy staring and then went over to confront him. While she was telling him off, she noticed a bulge in his trousers and then they started having sex right there in the hallway before moving up to the bedroom. Really weird stuff
Are you on porn hub again Joe.....
I was about to ask the same
For the last time. I just stumbled onto it! "
He was searching for tractors I heard. |
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"This has been an ongoing thing. Her windows right opposite my living room. She stands in front of her window with the curtains open day/night slowly changing. Minimal eye contact, but she knows I’m there… Anyone experienced this?
No and it’s creepy to keep watching
Nothing creepy in the these circumstances .
I beg to differ.
It’s as creepy as a box of caterpillars. Shudders! "
Read OP again.
Is it creepy to go to a striptease show and watch the dancers?
That neighbour is doing something similar from the comfort of her home, intentionally it seems, inviting attention from onlookers or specifically targeting OP.
If you are willing to investigate this further, go to the location. Somewhere in East London ... |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Maybe she’s an Exhibitionist
Gets a kick from people watching
Yep. If so it's a match made in heaven
Hmmm, I’d like to do a bit more than watch tbh. I’m wondering if there’s some sort of voyeuristic signal I could send without being too pervy. I thought about giving her the call me hand gesture
Write 'FAF' in big letters on a pair of your pants and hang 'em up in your window surrounded by fairy lights see what happens "
This is the best plan. |
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I used to catch a bus to work about twenty years ago and the woman in the house in front of the bus stop would go through her whole morning routine naked with the curtains open and the lights on.
Everyone at the bus stop did a great job pretending they weren't looking.
I still think about it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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Put the lamp between you and the window. She will see you wanking, then she will either stop it, phone the police or chapnyour door for a closer look. Maybe she is indecisive when it comes to clothes? |
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"how do you know she knows ? I’ve gone to the window to “smoke a cigarette” prolonged my gaze as to make it obvious I’m watching. We’ve locked eyes briefly on a few occasions "
maybe shes short sighted .
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I've done this unintentionally a few times.
Long story short I was very overdue a visit to the opticians. Turns out I can only see up close. Since having glasses, I can now see into the bedroom of the house across the way, as much as he would've been able to see into mine |
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"I've done this unintentionally a few times.
Long story short I was very overdue a visit to the opticians. Turns out I can only see up close. Since having glasses, I can now see into the bedroom of the house across the way, as much as he would've been able to see into mine "
exactly some people can't see the end of their nose without glasses . |
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By *agatoXXXMan 32 weeks ago
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"I've done this unintentionally a few times.
Long story short I was very overdue a visit to the opticians. Turns out I can only see up close. Since having glasses, I can now see into the bedroom of the house across the way, as much as he would've been able to see into mine exactly some people can't see the end of their nose without glasses ."
True, but I don't undress in front of my window... |
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