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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 4 days ago

Carlisle

My teenage chess club had a ladder where everyone on the ladder could compete with each other… think the forums could have a ladder where you could challenge each other to a shag… how could we score it??

Ideas/suggestions please!!

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By *hunky GentMan 4 days ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Sounds like something for the forum elite.

Us lesser folk and newbies don't stand a chance.

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By *onkoMan 4 days ago

here and there

I'll stay at the bottom and foot the ladder so it doesn't topple over

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 4 days ago

St Leonards

Sex on ladders?

That's a step too far for me Todge ...

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 4 days ago

Carlisle


"Sounds like something for the forum elite.

Us lesser folk and newbies don't stand a chance. "

Forum Elite… is that the same people in that cliquey thing that no one talks about? The cool kids?

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By *xmfrvnMan 4 days ago

Stoke-on-Trent

There'd need to be rounds in each match - lead-up, foreplay, during, after - with bonus points for orgasms induced in your opponent, more points the earlier it happens, number, intensity etc.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 4 days ago

Carlisle


"Sex on ladders?

That's a step too far for me Todge ..."

That’s that bell rung!!

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 4 days ago

Carlisle


"There'd need to be rounds in each match - lead-up, foreplay, during, after - with bonus points for orgasms induced in your opponent, more points the earlier it happens, number, intensity etc. "

This is more like it…. Women get marks for nice hair, good lippy… Rex is normally the voice of balance & reason on this stuff!!

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By *ealitybitesMan 4 days ago

Belfast

Except.... It's not a competition

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 4 days ago

Carlisle


"Except.... It's not a competition"

You’re doing it wrong!!

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By *ellhungvweMan 4 days ago

Cheltenham


"Except.... It's not a competition"

First orgasm wins.

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By *r John WickMan 4 days ago

The Continental

There must be rules against wanking at heights somewhere in the H&S manuals for ladders.

Sounds fookin dangerous.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 4 days ago

Carlisle


"Except.... It's not a competition

First orgasm wins."

See…^^ he knows!!

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By *oistvonlipwigMan 4 days ago

Lancaster


"Sounds like something for the forum elite.

Us lesser folk and newbies don't stand a chance. "

Just post a lot and say the right things and you too could be elite

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By *ellhungvweMan 4 days ago

Cheltenham


"Except.... It's not a competition

First orgasm wins.

See…^^ he knows!! "

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 4 days ago

Carlisle


"There must be rules against wanking at heights somewhere in the H&S manuals for ladders.

Sounds fookin dangerous. "

Only thing i can see is if you jizz off a building remember to blame it on a seagull!!

Sec4.1.2a

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By *hunky GentMan 4 days ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Sounds like something for the forum elite.

Us lesser folk and newbies don't stand a chance.

Just post a lot and say the right things and you too could be elite "

I'll stick to being one of the weirdos, but thanks.

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By *illy IdolMan 4 days ago

Midlands

Would need home and away legs to keep it fair

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 4 days ago

Carlisle

Has anyone else noticed how the fab women stay away from the real high brow topics like this??

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By *kphooeyMan 4 days ago

Finchley

Could I point out that the woman are not joining in. Is this because they are not very competitive?

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By *kphooeyMan 4 days ago

Finchley


"Would need home and away legs to keep it fair"

Would there be extra time if it were a draw after two legs? I am not sure that I would want to watch a penalty shoot out

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 4 days ago

Carlisle


"Could I point out that the woman are not joining in. Is this because they are not very competitive?"

Ooohhhhh #contentious ^^

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 4 days ago

Second star to the right…


"Except.... It's not a competition

First orgasm wins."

I could win this one they may do a new film called Gone in under 6 seconds

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 4 days ago

Essex

Is there an escalator version?

#lazy

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By *illy IdolMan 4 days ago

Midlands


"Would need home and away legs to keep it fair

Would there be extra time if it were a draw after two legs? I am not sure that I would want to watch a penalty shoot out "

I don't think I've got the energy for extra time to be honest

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By *ealitybitesMan 4 days ago

Belfast

Wankers unite and pull together

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By *till gameMan 4 days ago

fox hat

What happens when you lose ?

Do you slide down a snake

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 4 days ago

Carlisle


"Is there an escalator version?

#lazy"

#keeper!!!

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By *oody BMan 4 days ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin

Bagsie starting in the bottom of that ladder.

* The only way is up right? Right!?

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By *xmfrvnMan 4 days ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Wankers unite and pull together"

Like a round robin? Or would that be a circle jerk?

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By *hristopherd999Man 4 days ago

Brentwood


"My teenage chess club had a ladder where everyone on the ladder could compete with each other… think the forums could have a ladder where you could challenge each other to a shag… how could we score it??

Ideas/suggestions please!! "

Extra time and penalties!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 4 days ago

St Leonards


"Is there an escalator version?

#lazy"

Can't we all line up on the ladder and lift you one thrust at a time Misty?

Kinda like a Misty Centipede thing.

We can lift you to those Peaks

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By *he KakapoMan 4 days ago

A nice rock

If I lose I'm talking my balls and going home

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 4 days ago

Southampton


"Sex on ladders?

That's a step too far for me Todge ..."

Step ladder??

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By *jj2012Man 4 days ago

Barry


"My teenage chess club had a ladder where everyone on the ladder could compete with each other… think the forums could have a ladder where you could challenge each other to a shag… how could we score it??

Ideas/suggestions please!! "

Will VAR be implemented lol

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 4 days ago

Southampton


"Bagsie starting in the bottom of that ladder.

* The only way is up right? Right!? "

Christ you wouldn't want me on top of you ... imagine if I slipped!

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By *agatoXXXMan 4 days ago

2nd door on the right.


"Sounds like something for the forum elite.

Us lesser folk and newbies don't stand a chance. "

Forum Elite? Is that like a cl*que?

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By *B69Woman 4 days ago

south west

I will stay at the bottom as I don’t like heights and check the applications

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By *ensuallover1000Man 4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Shag wars; let battle commence!

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By *nnCeeWoman 4 days ago

East Surrey


"Bagsie starting in the bottom of that ladder.

* The only way is up right? Right!?

Christ you wouldn't want me on top of you ... imagine if I slipped! "

Right onto someone else's face... I'm sure there would be some who would be at all upset with that!!

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By *nnCeeWoman 4 days ago

East Surrey

*wouldn't

.

They wouldn't be upset about you sitting on their face...

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By *ex HolesMan 4 days ago

Up North

I’ll bring the snake

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 4 days ago

North West


"Sex on ladders?

That's a step too far for me Todge ..."

This doesn't sound very inclusive to me

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By *nnCeeWoman 4 days ago

East Surrey


"Sex on ladders?

That's a step too far for me Todge ...

This doesn't sound very inclusive to me "

We'll make you a platform, darling xx

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 4 days ago

Southampton


"Bagsie starting in the bottom of that ladder.

* The only way is up right? Right!?

Christ you wouldn't want me on top of you ... imagine if I slipped!

Right onto someone else's face... I'm sure there would be some who would be at all upset with that!! "

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By *agnar73Man 4 days ago

Glasgow

If I get handcuffed to bottom rung would I get my face sat on?

(Actually bad idea given the ‘fab straight’ out there)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 3 days ago

North West


"If I get handcuffed to bottom rung would I get my face sat on?

(Actually bad idea given the ‘fab straight’ out there) "

Nah, you'll get your toes broken, if I'm involved at all

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 3 days ago

Carlisle

Im looking into VAR as mentioned above!!! I think points for positions makes some sense!!

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By *ickshawedCouple 3 days ago

Wolverhampton


"Im looking into VAR as mentioned above!!! I think points for positions makes some sense!! "

I can go off side

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple 3 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Can we have a 'short skirt / dress only' rule please for the ladies on the ladder?

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By *kphooeyMan 3 days ago

Finchley

Is there a dress code for this ladder? Hi Vi's jackets? Safety harness? Assume no knickers

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple 3 days ago

kent


"My teenage chess club had a ladder where everyone on the ladder could compete with each other… think the forums could have a ladder where you could challenge each other to a shag… how could we score it??

Ideas/suggestions please!! "

I’d rather challenge people to a game of Chess Xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 3 days ago

Central


"Could I point out that the woman are not joining in. Is this because they are not very competitive?"

Many like to watch all male action, so we'll see which of the men team up and come to watch

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By *bi HaiveMan 3 days ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Sex on ladders?

That's a step too far for me Todge ...

Step ladder?? "

I had a step ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

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By *partharmonyCouple 3 days ago

Ruislip

I'm not sure what ladders have to do with chess or sex.

Am I being dim?

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By *mily36CWoman 3 days ago

Henge (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What do you get for coming top?

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By *midnight-Woman 3 days ago

...

I only seem to meet the snakes!

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By *aomilatteCouple 3 days ago

Midlands


"There must be rules against wanking at heights somewhere in the H&S manuals for ladders.

Sounds fookin dangerous. "

You only need three points of contact, so.....

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By *aomilatteCouple 3 days ago

Midlands


"My teenage chess club had a ladder where everyone on the ladder could compete with each other… think the forums could have a ladder where you could challenge each other to a shag… how could we score it??

Ideas/suggestions please!! "

It wooden work... unless everyone brings their A frame

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 days ago

somewhere


"I only seem to meet the snakes! "

I want the snakes

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man 12 hours ago

Carlisle


"My teenage chess club had a ladder where everyone on the ladder could compete with each other… think the forums could have a ladder where you could challenge each other to a shag… how could we score it??

Ideas/suggestions please!!

It wooden work... unless everyone brings their A frame "

I see what you did there!!

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