"Sweet Jesus!
Someone please answer me this:
Why does my hayfever always come on much worse AFTER I’ve had a bath or shower?
It defies all logic surely?! 
Peace  "
I am finding exactly the same this year. No help I know. But solidarity. |
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I've just googled it as I get the same, and there are no satisfactory answers so I'll make one up....
When your skin is wet it emits a high frequency rendition of "The Age of Aquarius" that the human ear cannot detect. The pollen particles are so enamoured of the music that they immediately rush to the source for a gangbang. |
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"Was sure I had seen this question only a few days ago - but must have dreamt it! Did you know there are over 30 threads on hayfever in the Forum?"
I’ll confess, I believe it was me who previously asked it 
Consider this a cheap Hollywood remake  |
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Do you open the bathroom windows while you are showering?
The steam is going to open up your sinuses and let more pollen in so if your window is open it will flood in.
My solution would be don't shower until September. |
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"I've just googled it as I get the same, and there are no satisfactory answers so I'll make one up....
When your skin is wet it emits a high frequency rendition of "The Age of Aquarius" that the human ear cannot detect. The pollen particles are so enamoured of the music that they immediately rush to the source for a gangbang."
 This sounds entirely scientifically plausible to me.
Yes….I’m going with this |
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"I've just googled it as I get the same, and there are no satisfactory answers so I'll make one up....
When your skin is wet it emits a high frequency rendition of "The Age of Aquarius" that the human ear cannot detect. The pollen particles are so enamoured of the music that they immediately rush to the source for a gangbang.
This sounds entirely scientifically plausible to me.
Yes….I’m going with this "
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"Do you open the bathroom windows while you are showering?
The steam is going to open up your sinuses and let more pollen in so if your window is open it will flood in.
My solution would be don't shower until September."
By September the sheer smell I will be emitting should deter all pollen particles…  |
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"Was sure I had seen this question only a few days ago - but must have dreamt it! Did you know there are over 30 threads on hayfever in the Forum?"
That's snot to be sneezed at ! .... #sorrynotsorry lol |
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