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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

What’s the plan?

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By *ansoffateMan 14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Murder you in your sleep and become supreme ruler of the world.

Or play connect 4?

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By *ickshawedCouple 14 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Kiss chase?

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By *ensuallover1000Man 14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll move to the US and you move to Russia and we can have a good old fashioned Cold War

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By *icecouple561Couple 14 weeks ago
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East Sussex

I hope you've got a plan because I haven't.

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By *he KakapoMan 14 weeks ago

A nice rock

Repopulate....

Wait....

I need to ask Jeff Goldblum I'd nature can navigate this particular obstacle first

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By *r John WickMan 14 weeks ago

The Continental

We ain’t procreating so may as well have a nice cold pint and wait for it to all blow over.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple 14 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Fiddle with your sticks

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By *he love catsCouple 14 weeks ago

South Wales

Your bolloxed if I'm the only survivor I'm pretty much going to drink, eat and sleep until I die.

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By *lue RascalMan 14 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Moan that I can’t have anything to myself.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Murder you in your sleep and become supreme ruler of the world.

Or play connect 4?"

Can I be red.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Kiss chase? "

Oh you bugger, you know you’re faster than me.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ll move to the US and you move to Russia and we can have a good old fashioned Cold War "

Oh yes. I would be president.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I hope you've got a plan because I haven't. "

Always need a plan. I’ll get water.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Repopulate....

Wait....

I need to ask Jeff Goldblum I'd nature can navigate this particular obstacle first"

I’ll be dad.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"We ain’t procreating so may as well have a nice cold pint and wait for it to all blow over. "

Chilled.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddle with your sticks "

Until we make fire.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Your bolloxed if I'm the only survivor I'm pretty much going to drink, eat and sleep until I die."

At least we’d die happy.

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By *icecouple561Couple 14 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"I hope you've got a plan because I haven't.

Always need a plan. I’ll get water. "

I think first we should break into a supermarket and get vodka

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Find where Ray Mears is hiding. He will definitely be alive

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Moan that I can’t have anything to myself."

I’ll get my coat.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I hope you've got a plan because I haven't.

Always need a plan. I’ll get water.

I think first we should break into a supermarket and get vodka"

Or that.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Find where Ray Mears is hiding. He will definitely be alive "

I taught him all he knows.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 14 weeks ago

somewhere

We will just spend the whole time going "what do you want to do, what do you want to eat" until we both get bored lol

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"We will just spend the whole time going "what do you want to do, what do you want to eat" until we both get bored lol"

Like the vultures in the Jungle book.

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By *he love catsCouple 14 weeks ago

South Wales


"I hope you've got a plan because I haven't.

Always need a plan. I’ll get water.

I think first we should break into a supermarket and get vodka"

Now this is the person I want to survive with.

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Have we got food? If not, you had better watch out once my stomach starts to rumble.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 14 weeks ago

somewhere


"We will just spend the whole time going "what do you want to do, what do you want to eat" until we both get bored lol

Like the vultures in the Jungle book. "

I'll take your word for it, never seen the jungle book!

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By *rBobbMan 14 weeks ago

Birmingham

Sleep with one eye open

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Sleep with one eye open "

Shush, go back to sleep

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By *hunky GentMan 14 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What’s the plan? "

Round up all the pigs so we always have bacon.

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By *oni-massage-guyMan 14 weeks ago

Fareham

And what if only one of you knows the wifi password!!! Imagine the power

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By *assie101Woman 14 weeks ago

Kent


"What’s the plan? "

Fuck like rabbits till we die of exhaustion

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 14 weeks ago

Reading

How you are good at fixing things as I'm not. The grid will be down so we will have to Macgyver our way through.

And I hope you are good at the sex.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 14 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Go raid the local Armoury, find a nice castle to defend and await the apocolypse- and just to liven the trip up, go into loads of shops, police stations, army barracks, peoples houses and raid

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By *luebell888Woman 14 weeks ago

Glasgowish


"What’s the plan? "

Make babies and apple pie.

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By *rBobbMan 14 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Sleep with one eye open

Shush, go back to sleep "

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By *erfHerder74Man 14 weeks ago

Greenock

Get supplies, find a nice house in the middle of nowhere then pump like bunnies until we die in 30 years

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Round the Corner

Set up a couples profile.

Just in case

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By *agatoXXXMan 14 weeks ago

Mordor

This is Fab. The other person will be a fake, no show, or a guy pretending to be a woman...

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By *viatrixWoman 14 weeks ago

Redhill

FAF?

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By *agnar73Man 14 weeks ago

Glasgow

Make a spear.

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By *a LunaWoman 14 weeks ago

South

Fuck and look for something to eat. But fuck first. Priorities and all that.

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By *oadsafun1960Man 14 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Go for Plan 'b'

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By *exsplorerWoman 14 weeks ago

Greenford

I spy with my little eye....

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By *ripfillMan 14 weeks ago

havant

Find a source of penicillin… may come in handy

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By *ot to giggleWoman 14 weeks ago

Coventry

can we play UNO - im an expert

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By *ripfillMan 14 weeks ago

havant


"can we play UNO - im an expert "

Yep you would win what’s UNO ??

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By *he Silver FuxMan 14 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Scissors, paper, stone to see who bottoms first..

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By *orphia2003Woman 14 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Get d*unk, eat crisp sandwiches and I'll peg you.

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By *d mirerMan 14 weeks ago

lost

My condolences to your bottom

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

We'll die alone

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Loot Victoria's Secret and all the high end shoe shops so at least I will look fabulous.

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By *eliWoman 14 weeks ago

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You can have Antarctica, I'll take the other continents.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Loot Victoria's Secret and all the high end shoe shops so at least I will look fabulous. "

You can fuck me afterwards (I think we won't bother with the condom at this point), and then I suppose we better find lunch...

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By *agatoXXXMan 14 weeks ago

Mordor


"Get d*unk, eat crisp sandwiches and I'll peg you."

You'll get Beriberi

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 14 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm playing with the pussycats and the dolphins.

Yayyyyyy!!!

You do whatever you want to.

Unless it annoys or attempts to limit me.

In which case, would you prefer burial, cremation, sky burial, or something else Fiddles?

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By *xmfrvnMan 14 weeks ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Enjoy nature reclaiming everything.

And have a big old wank into it.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"How you are good at fixing things as I'm not. The grid will be down so we will have to Macgyver our way through.

And I hope you are good at the sex."

I’m thinking I’m reasonably handy. Built my own fitted wardrobes.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Set up a couples profile.

Just in case "

Ha ha I like it.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"FAF?"

Yep

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"can we play UNO - im an expert "

Can we play strip UNO.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Get d*unk, eat crisp sandwiches and I'll peg you."

Touching my toes.

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By *het 345Man 14 weeks ago

Preston

Go to Maccies?

Well, there wouldn't be a queue

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"You can have Antarctica, I'll take the other continents."

That’s quite a game of risk.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 14 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

If this is a Quiet Place style make noise and you're dead, then nothing EVER!!

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By *onkoMan 14 weeks ago

here and there

Walk away and die by ourselves some time later

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Walk away and die by ourselves some time later "

I thought you’d block me.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"If this is a Quiet Place style make noise and you're dead, then nothing EVER!!"

Err ok, it’s not.

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By *awpleasureMan 14 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

I'll do all the shopping and cooking and you do all the DIY jobs that need doing around the house.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple 14 weeks ago

west london

Move into Buckingham palace

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

We draw a diagram and launch it into space for aliens to find.

It is a drawing of me eating all the veg before it goes off with you drinking yourself into a stupor and lubing up all orifices and fucking away until you die of exhaustion

Scrawled across the bottom of the paper is ' Of all the women in all of the world you had to go n fucking save me this one!'

Under that in lovely old lady handwriting is ...... Look after him ladies, show him some respect, he knows his way around Love Honey.

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