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By *avinaTVTV/TS 14 weeks ago
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" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.
Did I choose the wrong bread ? "
No, it's an Australian fridge. That'll teach you to buy British!  |
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" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.
Did I choose the wrong bread ?
Don't keep olives in your fridge "
I don't, just to add to the mystery. 
"dont buy olives ! sorted  "
But they taste so good. |
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" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.
Did I choose the wrong bread ?
perhaps make a “club” sandwich. "
Mmmmmm, my favourite sarny.
Toasted or untoasted ? |
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" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.
Did I choose the wrong bread ?
perhaps make a “club” sandwich.
Mmmmmm, my favourite sarny.
Toasted or untoasted ?"
Has to be toasted |
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" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.
Did I choose the wrong bread ?
perhaps make a “club” sandwich.
Mmmmmm, my favourite sarny.
Toasted or untoasted ?
Has to be toasted"
Agreed, but the bread toasted not getting whole sandwich!!
Being a big fan I've ordered a good few and experiences a few disasters. One place asked if I wanted it toasted when I replied in the affirmative I was confused as I watched them proceed to make the sandwich on bread then absolutely horrified when they put the whole thing in a toasty maker??!  The lettuce !! The mayo!! The middle layer of bread still bread!!
Here's a new one I've been experiencing....Would you like pineapple in that ?  |
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" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.
Did I choose the wrong bread ?
perhaps make a “club” sandwich.
Mmmmmm, my favourite sarny.
Toasted or untoasted ?
Has to be toasted
Agreed, but the bread toasted not getting whole sandwich!!
Being a big fan I've ordered a good few and experiences a few disasters. One place asked if I wanted it toasted when I replied in the affirmative I was confused as I watched them proceed to make the sandwich on bread then absolutely horrified when they put the whole thing in a toasty maker??! The lettuce !! The mayo!! The middle layer of bread still bread!!
Here's a new one I've been experiencing....Would you like pineapple in that ? "
Oh dear lord!!!
I’m a fan of pineapple ….
Not in a club sandwich though.
Try a cheese, ham & pineaple toastie though. Bliss |
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" Try a cheese, ham & pineaple toastie though. Bliss
Tell me more. Any sauces ?
No sauces …. Although a salsa dip could work"
Mmmm, I love dipping a good toasty, especially in a tasty soup.
"You very obviously chose the wreng bread.
In future choose the reght bread "
I obviously don't know my reght from my loft. No!!! Reght from my wre/i/ang.
" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.
Did I choose the wrong bread ?
This is not what I expected when I opened the thread "
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"Did the OP end up with a sprout up his arse too?"
Thanks, was wondering what was different. Just couldn't get comfy and enjoy my tea. Sorted now.
Hate to waste food though, luckily it's a sprout....in the bin.
Also....it had been up my arse.
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