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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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Because I can’t remember the last time someone asked me to jump in bed with them.
What are the other signs that could tell you that you’re not very good at this sexual intercourse game?  |
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"Because I can’t remember the last time someone asked me to jump in bed with them.
What are the other signs that could tell you that you’re not very good at this sexual intercourse game? "
Most are yes |
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"Because I can’t remember the last time someone asked me to jump in bed with them.
What are the other signs that could tell you that you’re not very good at this sexual intercourse game? "
Maybe you’re not good at flirting, rather than good at sex  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop."
 haha.
I’m kidding. But you are right. But I do guess some women in the past wasn’t bowled over, they don’t call again. |
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"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop.
RideAdvisor reviews?
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Great idea
2/10 didn't understand clit isn't between lip left thigh.
Did the A,B,C's with tounge, wouldn't return.
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"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop.
RideAdvisor reviews?
Great idea
2/10 didn't understand clit isn't between lip left thigh.
Did the A,B,C's with tounge, wouldn't return.
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1 star. Would give no stars if possible. He didn't deliver at all  |
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"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop."
I would, in fact it wouldn't even get too the end. I'd be like "oh you pop, I'll finish it myself |
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"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop.
I would, in fact it wouldn't even get too the end. I'd be like "oh you pop, I'll finish it myself "
I would prefer honesty. |
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"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop.
I would, in fact it wouldn't even get too the end. I'd be like "oh you pop, I'll finish it myself
I would prefer honesty. "
Well we are all supposed to be adults! |
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"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop.
I would, in fact it wouldn't even get too the end. I'd be like "oh you pop, I'll finish it myself
I would prefer honesty.
Well we are all supposed to be adults!"
How do you improve without Frank conversation? |
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"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop.
I would, in fact it wouldn't even get too the end. I'd be like "oh you pop, I'll finish it myself
I would prefer honesty.
Well we are all supposed to be adults!
How do you improve without Frank conversation? "
I don’t want Frank talking to me whilst I’m concentrating. |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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There are certainly a few that think they are amazing, but in reality it was shit! But I'm very polite, so said that was great but never met them again!
Obviously it's the same for us.. I hope I'm not regarded as shit with guys being polite to my face! |
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"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends."
Do people get referred? Recommended? I'm missing out - is there a menu?! |
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"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends.
Do people get referred? Recommended? I'm missing out - is there a menu?! "
Referred might be a strange word - what I meant was people talk and if they have enjoyed a night then they will probably mention it to others. |
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"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends.
Do people get referred? Recommended? I'm missing out - is there a menu?! "
Have you never had a 'friend' seemingly fascinated by how enjoyable a sexual experience was for you and then had that - hang on a minute are they conducting research here - feeling? |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends.
Do people get referred? Recommended? I'm missing out - is there a menu?!
Referred might be a strange word - what I meant was people talk and if they have enjoyed a night then they will probably mention it to others."
If they mention it to others, is there a star rating system and then do you get passed around like a chattel?
If so, sign me up.  |
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"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends.
Do people get referred? Recommended? I'm missing out - is there a menu?!
Referred might be a strange word - what I meant was people talk and if they have enjoyed a night then they will probably mention it to others.
If they mention it to others, is there a star rating system and then do you get passed around like a chattel?
If so, sign me up. "
It happens, I’ve been pimped out by single ladies, recommended by couples to their friends and received party invites because of the Fab VeriStar Assure System (Platinum Fab Membership Only) |
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By *mily36CWoman 13 weeks ago
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"Because I can’t remember the last time someone asked me to jump in bed with them.
What are the other signs that could tell you that you’re not very good at this sexual intercourse game? "
See other thread about women faking orgasms ... potentially there have been 'mis-messages' about how good in bed a guy is which doesn't help  |
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By *mily36CWoman 13 weeks ago
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"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends."
...referred, or 'palmed-off'  |
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"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends.
Do people get referred? Recommended? I'm missing out - is there a menu?!
Referred might be a strange word - what I meant was people talk and if they have enjoyed a night then they will probably mention it to others.
If they mention it to others, is there a star rating system and then do you get passed around like a chattel?
If so, sign me up. "
Yeah women of fab talk and they most definitely rate you, so do a good job and you get referrals. I've been swinging again about 3 weeks proper and from 2 messages I've had 9 meets from 5 women and 1 couple. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"Fab referrals!!! Great idea.
Wait, you mean that's not what veris are for???  "
They’re reviews. I mean referrals. 
- Hey girlfriend!!! I was just with Woody because I thought I’d give that old weirdo a chance, and OMG! You don’t get chance to Hawk Tuay… and my legs are still shaking from last night, and lost count of the orgasms I had. I think you’d like him as you said you like real manly men who say please and thank you.
^that type of thing |
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I remember a conversation with my dearly departed. In which we were talking about friends we found mutually attractive. And another female friend had told us that my mate can't orgasm unless the sex is missionary. That was kind of a referral, when I told her she said - I can make any guy come from oral. |
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By *host63Man 13 weeks ago
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"Honestly most are "
Have you considered that if you think that the problem isn't them it's probably you?
No judging just poining out it takes two to Tango.
A dance is only based good if you both put in effort. |
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By *host63Man 13 weeks ago
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"For every guy that's received compliments, little tip for you.
Women lie.
A lot.
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Yep which is why I always take a woman's word with a very large pinch of salt.
Thank you for confirming it for me |
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Generally a dude can please a woman with natural charm and smooches etc. a lot of women can't climax when penetrated so there's that great big elephant in the bedroom. You'll just have to build a sexual reportoir and see what works for what woman when. Throw five off the wrist on her back of you're not satisfied. It's a sexual journey not a destination. Also my record is 16 orgasm's I gave an ex one night. They love it when they can't walk because her legs are shaking too much and she might piss herself if she gets anymore relaxed. It's funny to watch. |
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"Fab referrals!!! Great idea.
Wait, you mean that's not what veris are for???
They’re reviews. I mean referrals.
- Hey girlfriend!!! I was just with Woody because I thought I’d give that old weirdo a chance, and OMG! You don’t get chance to Hawk Tuay… and my legs are still shaking from last night, and lost count of the orgasms I had. I think you’d like him as you said you like real manly men who say please and thank you.
^that type of thing "
You are getting the hang of this referral thing now Woody  |
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"It takes two to be crap at sex, the other person has a roll to play. If they don't engage as well the sex is going to be crap.
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I don't think so.
As much as I tried to make sex more interesting and satisfying for myself, with my ex, it wasn't happening. Then he called me a plank in bed  |
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"It takes two to be crap at sex, the other person has a roll to play. If they don't engage as well the sex is going to be crap.
I don't think so.
As much as I tried to make sex more interesting and satisfying for myself, with my ex, it wasn't happening. Then he called me a plank in bed "
Id risk the splinters!! |
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"Fab referrals!!! Great idea.
Wait, you mean that's not what veris are for???
They’re reviews. I mean referrals.
- Hey girlfriend!!! I was just with Woody because I thought I’d give that old weirdo a chance, and OMG! You don’t get chance to Hawk Tuay… and my legs are still shaking from last night, and lost count of the orgasms I had. I think you’d like him as you said you like real manly men who say please and thank you.
^that type of thing "
great review faf ? |
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When most of your sex is with men from sex/dating sites, I'm going to hazard a guess most of them are only looking for someone to bust their load in, so probably won't want to impress anyone too much.
Using my vast experience having sex with all manner of men, some are amazing, some good, some ok, some not so good, and some disappointing.
We aren't all compatible in bed.
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"It takes two to be crap at sex, the other person has a roll to play. If they don't engage as well the sex is going to be crap.
I don't think so.
As much as I tried to make sex more interesting and satisfying for myself, with my ex, it wasn't happening. Then he called me a plank in bed
Id risk the splinters!! "
Am I allowed to look you in the eyes as I suck your penis? |
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"It takes two to be crap at sex, the other person has a roll to play. If they don't engage as well the sex is going to be crap.
I don't think so.
As much as I tried to make sex more interesting and satisfying for myself, with my ex, it wasn't happening. Then he called me a plank in bed
Id risk the splinters!!
Am I allowed to look you in the eyes as I suck your penis?"
Only on Wednesdays!! |
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"I have no complaints and the lady always left with a smile on her face.
I smile when I'm escaping as well."
I didn’t think you left a living witness
Yep we are all crap especially me, just call me Captain Damp Pants you don’t even get one pump before I am done |
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It’s not about being crap at sex, it’s about not building a connection or regular sex with same man or woman.
The intimacy is what makes sex enjoyable, random sex can mostly feel cold and once they’ve used you it’s into the next person |
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"It’s not about being crap at sex, it’s about not building a connection or regular sex with same man or woman.
The intimacy is what makes sex enjoyable, random sex can mostly feel cold and once they’ve used you it’s into the next person "
Some of the best sex I’ve had was random in Ibiza Lool |
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"It’s not about being crap at sex, it’s about not building a connection or regular sex with same man or woman.
The intimacy is what makes sex enjoyable, random sex can mostly feel cold and once they’ve used you it’s into the next person "
True |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago
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"It’s not about being crap at sex, it’s about not building a connection or regular sex with same man or woman.
The intimacy is what makes sex enjoyable, random sex can mostly feel cold and once they’ve used you it’s into the next person "
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"Because I can’t remember the last time someone asked me to jump in bed with them.
What are the other signs that could tell you that you’re not very good at this sexual intercourse game? "
"Aww it's okay" if you hear this you need practice  |
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can't speak for the rest of you though 
Unfortunately some are selfish
