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Sorry, I'm overtired / overthinky this morning
Do women get equivalent morning wood?
It’s a long time since I woke up with a woman - I just remember being despatched to Tesco to bring back pastries  |
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"Buy yourself a blow up doll.
What if it bursts though if said morning wood was too hard and flew around the room deflating like a balloon? "
haha i am so glad someone else put this !! or it got splinters !  |
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By *oo..Woman 4 days ago
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"Sorry, I'm overtired / overthinky this morning
Do women get equivalent morning wood?
It’s a long time since I woke up with a woman - I just remember being despatched to Tesco to bring back pastries "
Women aren't dead of course we have needs ha ha |
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"Sorry, I'm overtired / overthinky this morning
Do women get equivalent morning wood?
It’s a long time since I woke up with a woman - I just remember being despatched to Tesco to bring back pastries "
oooh pastries and then sex
mind you i suppose it depends how far tescos was !  |
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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "
It’s rare I have nodody in my bed for the morning stuff but on the odd occasion I find it just as fulfilling to wank off at my reflection in the mirror.
Such a beautiful penis is perfect stimulation.
There’s something so special about my penis.
It’s the gift that just keeps giving  |
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"Sorry, I'm overtired / overthinky this morning
Do women get equivalent morning wood?
It’s a long time since I woke up with a woman - I just remember being despatched to Tesco to bring back pastries
oooh pastries and then sex
mind you i suppose it depends how far tescos was ! "
A lot of men have good looks or hot bods to fall back
I rely on a pastry selection and fresh coffee |
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"Buy yourself a blow up doll.
What if it bursts though if said morning wood was too hard and flew around the room deflating like a balloon?
haha i am so glad someone else put this !! or it got splinters ! "
Or worse exploded, remember Only Fools and Horses back in 90s with blowup dolls? |
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"Than having morning wood with nobody to play with? "
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Technically, you do have yourself. Just sayin' 
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And in terms of you knowing your own body, no one else is able to intuit your exact preferred speed, grip, rhythm or specific technique. You are a subject matter expert in your own wanking.
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Essentially, the answer is in your own hands. |
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.... that's quite annoying 