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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks: Please list for me any product that promises the earth but in fact delivers Jack shit in your opinion.

It could be anything; washing liquids, car manufacturers, tools and gadgets etc etc.

Over to you now my fine peeps and feel free to have a bloody good whinge where necessary

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By *rsKOTCTWoman 22 weeks ago

Leeds

Mascara - makes your eyelashes 5x longer, imagine how ridiculous you'd look with 5x longer lashes, they'd be above your eyebrows.

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By *exyScientistsCouple 22 weeks ago

Castlebar

Anti cellulite cream

Enough said

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By *ansoffateMan 22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Basic pharmaceuticals.

The branded stuff is sometimes 10 times the price of white box off the shelf supermarket stuff. The active ingredients are identical.

Sorry marketing types, no offence, but in the words of bill hicks you are the spawn of satan and no I am not chasing the righteous indignation dollar, even if your research shows many people are feeling that right now.

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

Lurpak spreadable. Liars!

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By *ripfillMan 22 weeks ago

havant

Durex condoms fits all - no they definitely do not

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By *ot to giggleWoman 22 weeks ago

Coventry

no nails

quick fill pollyfilla!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

Men of Fab: promises of going all night long

Two minutes is not all night long.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Men of Fab: promises of going all night long

Two minutes is not all night long. "

Two minutes?! Strewth! I need to up my game!

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By *he love catsCouple 22 weeks ago

South Wales

Any diet, low or light products they taste as good as the originals. THEY DON'T.

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By *hunky GentMan 22 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Men of Fab: promises of going all night long

Two minutes is not all night long. "

Oh come on.... I had to take me pants off first. It was 3 minutes, surely.

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"Men of Fab: promises of going all night long

Two minutes is not all night long.

Oh come on.... I had to take me pants off first. It was 3 minutes, surely. "

Aren’t you a former scout? You can get out of a knot quickly but not your clothes?!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dove Soap.

Kind to one’s skin, right?

Bollocks! It has a horrible gritty texture and left my hands rougher than a badgers arse!

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By *hunky GentMan 22 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Men of Fab: promises of going all night long

Two minutes is not all night long.

Oh come on.... I had to take me pants off first. It was 3 minutes, surely.

Aren’t you a former scout? You can get out of a knot quickly but not your clothes?! "

So now you didn't want me to do a strip release. Damn.

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

Garnier Sleek and Shine promises to make frizzy, unmanageable hair smooth with a lasting shine.

It shines but feels like straw.

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By *ex HolesMan 22 weeks ago

Up North

Dulex Once

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