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what’s the best way to keep a man?

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By *anted by Night OP   Man 22 weeks ago

Shangri-La

Is it true that you gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang?

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By *mf123Man 22 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Prison

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By *eordie.Woman 22 weeks ago

The Sticks

I'm using this as a new bonus filter

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By *ear in the chairMan 22 weeks ago

yeah there

In an urn, on the mantelpiece

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

Tied up.

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By *hunky GentMan 22 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Make sure there's always bacon in the fridge.

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By *hunky GentMan 22 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Tied up. "

Naaaah. I was a boy scout

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 22 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

In the freezer wrapped in cling film

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By *jj2012Man 22 weeks ago

Barry


"In the freezer wrapped in cling film "
haaaaaa im weak thats a great reply

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By *layfullsamMan 22 weeks ago

Solihull


"Is it true that you gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang? "

Keep our balls empty and stomach full (I think that’s the right way around)

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By *icecouple561Couple 22 weeks ago
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East Sussex

This is another memo that hasn't landed on my desk.

So far I've relied on lulling them in to a false sense of security and a crippling mortgage

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By *ensible lady 1960Woman 22 weeks ago

Near Bishop Auckland.

i wont even try. I would rather remain single.

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By *mf123Man 22 weeks ago

with one foot out the door


"In the freezer wrapped in cling film "
like shit pastry

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By *4bimMan 22 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Is it true that you gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang? "

is this going to be another thing like when fifty shades of grey when the came out and guys started calling themselves christian grey?

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By *undayGirl 69Woman 22 weeks ago

Coalville

Christ fuck… people actually want to keep them?

Who knew?

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By *oo..Woman 22 weeks ago

Boo's World

Sit on their face and ignore the tap outs. That fucker ain't going anywhere then!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 22 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I the basement in handcuffs.

It takes the viagra, or it gets the hose again...

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By *agnar73Man 22 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Sit on their face and ignore the tap outs. That fucker ain't going anywhere then! "

Happy to help you demonstrate that theory

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By *OTdramaQueenWoman 22 weeks ago

Burton

Let him think he’s a boss ( obviously he isn’t )

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By *riel13Woman 22 weeks ago

Northampton

Do the what now?!?

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By *hunky GentMan 22 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Let him think he’s a boss ( obviously he isn’t )"

Naaaah. We know we're the boss.

.

That's when you tell us we are.

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By *ongandharderMan 22 weeks ago

Rotherham

I'd assume mutal respect and care

Understanding each other on an emotional level knowing what each person wants from it

And maybe a blow job and more every now and again

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By *agnar73Man 22 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"In the freezer wrapped in cling film "

‘Wanna see my chest freezer’

Giant cling film noise and that’s it.

Man what a way to go..

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By *og-ManMan 22 weeks ago

somewhere

Handcuffed to a bed

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By *agnar73Man 22 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Handcuffed to a bed "

Great way to have a nap

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By *nnCeeWoman 22 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

In a cage?

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But Davina's response made me chortle

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By *iking_WitchWoman 22 weeks ago

Hinckley


"Is it true that you gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang?

is this going to be another thing like when fifty shades of grey when the came out and guys started calling themselves christian grey?"

Yup, 'fraid so. I am always so bemused when these things 'trend'. What do folk actually do behind closed doors, 'cos it seems like nowt much is going on? How are people not already doing this?!

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By *entBarryUKMan 22 weeks ago

Ashford

I think bed restraints might work.

Or rohipnol.

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By *agnar73Man 22 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Is it true that you gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang?

is this going to be another thing like when fifty shades of grey when the came out and guys started calling themselves christian grey?

Yup, 'fraid so. I am always so bemused when these things 'trend'. What do folk actually do behind closed doors, 'cos it seems like nowt much is going on? How are people not already doing this?!"

Fairly sure this is second or third time around. Certainly heard of it before, assume it’s a most watched video on a tube?

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By *own PeriscopeMan 22 weeks ago

the hawkhills

I've always been rather fond of spit, there is something incredibly base about it that when employed correctly can really elevate things.

So hawk tuah girl has a point - preach lass preach

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By *hyandcurious2021Man 22 weeks ago

exeter


"Sit on their face and ignore the tap outs. That fucker ain't going anywhere then! "

I wouldnt want to go anywhere if thats how i was getting treated ??

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By *entBarryUKMan 22 weeks ago

Ashford


"In the freezer wrapped in cling film "

I really want to see in your freezer now

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By *agnar73Man 22 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"In the freezer wrapped in cling film

I really want to see in your freezer now "

If it’s a walk in freezer room..

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By *agatoXXXMan 22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Christ fuck… people actually want to keep them?

Who knew? "

Only to reach the top shelf in the cupboard, and to kill spiders.

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By *ixenitedWoman 22 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

Keep his belly full and his balls empty, on a basic level on a higher level, communication, trust, understanding yada yada yada

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By *enelope2UWoman 22 weeks ago

Fife

If he don't want to be kept he can't be kept regardless of how much you fuck, suck, stroke, lick, kiss, caress, care and love him

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 22 weeks ago

Leeds

Best way to keep a man ? Easy

Do as you’re fucking told.

The mr

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Unbelievable............. I actually felt hatred for this post

How long is this stupid comment going to last ?

2 seconds in the pub - a laugh

Seems on social media it means it's funnier than it is and it's going to be repeated by every numskull on the planet and they think that no one else heard it before

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By *ah HumbugMan 22 weeks ago

here and there

I bet her parents are so proud of her

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By *ah HumbugMan 22 weeks ago

here and there


"Unbelievable............. I actually felt hatred for this post

How long is this stupid comment going to last ?

2 seconds in the pub - a laugh

Seems on social media it means it's funnier than it is and it's going to be repeated by every numskull on the planet and they think that no one else heard it before"

I wonder if she now regrets it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Doubt it - Fat Face are making caps with the slogan on and she gets a cut of profit.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

To keep a man you get the dog to round him up with all the other sheep and then you stuff him in a matchbox ( the small kind ) and you never let him out unless you want something- like the bed moving.

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By *ah HumbugMan 22 weeks ago

here and there


"Doubt it - Fat Face are making caps with the slogan on and she gets a cut of profit.....

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Just proves how screwed up the world has become

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By *ah HumbugMan 22 weeks ago

here and there

Make him wear your knickers and peg his add at least once a month

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

Why do we want to keep them?!

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By *ah HumbugMan 22 weeks ago

here and there


"Why do we want to keep them?! "

Because we make good hot water bottles

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"Why do we want to keep them?!

Because we make good hot water bottles "

I like to be cold

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By *ah HumbugMan 22 weeks ago

here and there


"Why do we want to keep them?!

Because we make good hot water bottles

I like to be cold"

I've got nothing then

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