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By *oeBeans OP   Man 14 weeks ago

Derby

For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic?

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By *ot to giggleWoman 14 weeks ago

Coventry


"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? "

oooh Joe what are you saying

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By *ecret-strangerMan 14 weeks ago

Deeside

Who cuts my barbers hair, and why am i using them if his is better!

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By *icolerobbieCouple 14 weeks ago

walsall

Do uber eats ever nick a chip?

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 14 weeks ago

Derby


"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic?

oooh Joe what are you saying "

I'm not saying that they always come when there's a long queue at a roundabout, buuuuut...

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By *icecouple561Couple 14 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Do dentists great their own family?

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Is there a presidents secret book?

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

male crane operators, they must have a lot of sitting around, do they ever bash one out at elevation?

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By *icecouple561Couple 14 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Do world leaders really know about aliens?

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By *edeWoman 14 weeks ago

the abyss


"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? "

Fun fact ambulances can't have the siren going for longer than a certain time ....

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By *parkle1974Woman 14 weeks ago

Leeds

Which doctors do doctors go to when unwell....or do they just prescribe their own meds??

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 14 weeks ago

Derby


"Who cuts my barbers hair, and why am i using them if his is better!"

I dunno, I've seen some barbers with pretty wrecked up shit

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 14 weeks ago

Derby


"Do uber eats ever nick a chip?"

I imagine some nick the whole meal and report it as "lost"

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 14 weeks ago

Derby


"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic?

Fun fact ambulances can't have the siren going for longer than a certain time ...."

Like the time it takes to get from the back of a busy roundabout to the front?

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"Do uber eats ever nick a chip?

I imagine some nick the whole meal and report it as "lost" "

If you’ve ever ordered delivery containing a bottomless refill, chances are your Deliveroo/uber eats has d*unk and refilled before delivery……..

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By *reeneyes40Man 14 weeks ago

cambridge

Do priests buy beer and sex with the money that goes in the little basket?

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 14 weeks ago

somewhere

Do opticians test their own eyes and say outloud "now or now"?

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By *ougarsilkWoman 14 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

Do airport security have a quota of how many to frisk ? Plus do they have a changeable criteria for stopping people to frisk ?

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By *igR93Man 14 weeks ago

Sarcasm City


"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? "

I’ve witnessed about 3 police cars do this…

One made it blatantly office when the light went amber to red and all of a sudden the blues and twos came on… haha

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By *layfullsamMan 14 weeks ago

Solihull

Are emergency services drivers trained to imitate the nee nah nee nah sound just incase they stop working on an actual live shout

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple 14 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"Are emergency services drivers trained to imitate the nee nah nee nah sound just incase they stop working on an actual live shout"

No..

Nowadays they're designed by boffins and more woop woopie..

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By *imply DeeWoman 14 weeks ago

Wherever

Do Amazon or other delivery drivers know what they deliver?

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By *till gameMan 14 weeks ago

two doors down

Do lighthouse keepers listen to music by the lighthouse family?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 14 weeks ago

Southampton


"Which doctors do doctors go to when unwell....or do they just prescribe their own meds??"

Doctors are not allowed to prescribe for themselves or their families...

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Why does everyone hate bus drivers

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 14 weeks ago

somewhere


"Do Amazon or other delivery drivers know what they deliver?

"

Do they order stuff for themselves, it's on their round to deliver, realise they live up 8 flights of stairs (no lift) and think "fuck that!"

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By *exycarlashane181Couple 14 weeks ago

Leamington Spa


"Which doctors do doctors go to when unwell....or do they just prescribe their own meds??

Doctors are not allowed to prescribe for themselves or their families..."

True story

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By *uenevereWoman 14 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Why does everyone hate bus drivers"

Because far too many are bloody ignorant. I had one crash into my car squeezing through a gap not big enough because he couldn't be arsed to wait

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By *till gameMan 14 weeks ago

two doors down

Does Santa only cum once a year

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By *electableicecreamMan 14 weeks ago

The West

What happens when you ejaculate in zero gravity?

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Where do tower crane operators go the toilet?

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By *hristopherd999Man 14 weeks ago

Brentwood


"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic?

I’ve witnessed about 3 police cars do this…

One made it blatantly office when the light went amber to red and all of a sudden the blues and twos came on… haha"

Just a coincidence!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 14 weeks ago

Southampton


"Why does everyone hate bus drivers

Because far too many are bloody ignorant. I had one crash into my car squeezing through a gap not big enough because he couldn't be arsed to wait "

My husband got pretty much run off a road by a bus barging through even though it wasn't his right of way... my husband ended up having to pay for a new tyre

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By *hyKentGuyMan 14 weeks ago

sheerness


"Why does everyone hate bus drivers

Because far too many are bloody ignorant. I had one crash into my car squeezing through a gap not big enough because he couldn't be arsed to wait

My husband got pretty much run off a road by a bus barging through even though it wasn't his right of way... my husband ended up having to pay for a new tyre "

I’m a lorry driver! Hate bus drivers! Lol

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 14 weeks ago

Southampton


"Why does everyone hate bus drivers

Because far too many are bloody ignorant. I had one crash into my car squeezing through a gap not big enough because he couldn't be arsed to wait

My husband got pretty much run off a road by a bus barging through even though it wasn't his right of way... my husband ended up having to pay for a new tyre

I’m a lorry driver! Hate bus drivers! Lol"

Blimey! Lol... well I can't really hate bus drivers as they get me to and from work lol

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By *hyKentGuyMan 14 weeks ago

sheerness

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By *hyKentGuyMan 14 weeks ago

sheerness


"Why does everyone hate bus drivers

Because far too many are bloody ignorant. I had one crash into my car squeezing through a gap not big enough because he couldn't be arsed to wait

My husband got pretty much run off a road by a bus barging through even though it wasn't his right of way... my husband ended up having to pay for a new tyre

I’m a lorry driver! Hate bus drivers! Lol

Blimey! Lol... well I can't really hate bus drivers as they get me to and from work lol"

They won’t know you hate them!…lol

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By *ot to giggleWoman 14 weeks ago

Coventry


"male crane operators, they must have a lot of sitting around, do they ever bash one out at elevation?"

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 14 weeks ago

Southampton


"Why does everyone hate bus drivers

Because far too many are bloody ignorant. I had one crash into my car squeezing through a gap not big enough because he couldn't be arsed to wait

My husband got pretty much run off a road by a bus barging through even though it wasn't his right of way... my husband ended up having to pay for a new tyre

I’m a lorry driver! Hate bus drivers! Lol

Blimey! Lol... well I can't really hate bus drivers as they get me to and from work lol

They won’t know you hate them!…lol"

True lol

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By *hyKentGuyMan 14 weeks ago

sheerness


"male crane operators, they must have a lot of sitting around, do they ever bash one out at elevation?

"

I know a tower crane operator! And yes he does! Lol

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By *mber SkiesWoman 14 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish


"Where do tower crane operators go the toilet? "
they piss in a bottle

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

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By *nnCeeWoman 14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"male crane operators, they must have a lot of sitting around, do they ever bash one out at elevation?"

I would imagine so...

Many other men seem to do so...

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Well im nice polite dont squeeze through gaps havnt crashed allow people out say hi n bye yet still bloody hated

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

I know! I am one..

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

All depends on height of tower and who could potentially see!

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By *exycarlashane181Couple 14 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Why is so many of our 'who is mobile nearby' lorry drivers

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By *hyKentGuyMan 14 weeks ago

sheerness


"Why is so many of our 'who is mobile nearby' lorry drivers "

Us lorrr drivers get everywhere!.,.lol

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By *exycarlashane181Couple 14 weeks ago

Leamington Spa


"Why is so many of our 'who is mobile nearby' lorry drivers

Us lorrr drivers get everywhere!.,.lol"

And when you have to stop at the service stations you automatically get the horn?

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By *hyKentGuyMan 14 weeks ago

sheerness


"Why is so many of our 'who is mobile nearby' lorry drivers

Us lorrr drivers get everywhere!.,.lol

And when you have to stop at the service stations you automatically get the horn? "

Not every time!….lol

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 14 weeks ago

Bromley


"Where do tower crane operators go the toilet? they piss in a bottle "

Not the one I know

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

Do the checkout staff in Home Bargains serve themselves and say in a loud voice.......'ooooo and I only came in for one thing' ....

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By *parkle1974Woman 14 weeks ago

Leeds


"Which doctors do doctors go to when unwell....or do they just prescribe their own meds??

Doctors are not allowed to prescribe for themselves or their families..."

I know

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By *AJMLKTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Burley


"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? "

I was a paramedic for 23 years. From the ambulance side of things, it's a long and boring answer and a yes and no. Using the blues and twos (sirens) is a specific exemption granted by the Home Office. Misusing it is a criminal offence and no ambulance crew would ever use it to get to a tea break, or just to pass traffic. Trust me, for an ambulance crew, sitting in traffic is a break. The only time they would be ordered to use the noise and lights is if the control needed you at a specific location for an active standby, ie waiting for emergency calls to come in at a location convenient for all directions, such as near a motorway junction, or city centre area.

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By *iking_WitchWoman 14 weeks ago

Hinckley


"What happens when you ejaculate in zero gravity?"

~?~SPACE DUST~?~

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By *oeBeans OP   Man 14 weeks ago

Derby


"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic?

I was a paramedic for 23 years. From the ambulance side of things, it's a long and boring answer and a yes and no. Using the blues and twos (sirens) is a specific exemption granted by the Home Office. Misusing it is a criminal offence and no ambulance crew would ever use it to get to a tea break, or just to pass traffic. Trust me, for an ambulance crew, sitting in traffic is a break. The only time they would be ordered to use the noise and lights is if the control needed you at a specific location for an active standby, ie waiting for emergency calls to come in at a location convenient for all directions, such as near a motorway junction, or city centre area."

Ahhh that you for actually answering that. I'll admit that my original question was only partly tongue in cheek

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By *jj2012Man 14 weeks ago

Barry


"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? "
Are the MC flurry machines actually always broken or do staff just not like making them

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By *nnCeeWoman 14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"What happens when you ejaculate in zero gravity?"

.

Check out the videos of astronauts drinking water in space. I'd imagine it might be the same/similar

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By *layfullsamMan 14 weeks ago

Solihull

How do politicians sleep at night

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By *icketToRudeCouple 14 weeks ago

Wellingborough

Do the priests get pissed on a Sunday with the leftover wine from communion

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By *agatoXXXMan 14 weeks ago

Mordor


"Is there a presidents secret book?"

Ask Wonko.

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By *agatoXXXMan 14 weeks ago

Mordor


"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? Are the MC flurry machines actually always broken or do staff just not like making them "

They don't like CLEANING them.

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By *agnar73Man 14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? "

Usually only when the food they’ve picked up is still hot.

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By *enelope2UWoman 14 weeks ago

Fife


"Do airport security have a quota of how many to frisk ? Plus do they have a changeable criteria for stopping people to frisk ? "

There is no quota and you should stop people genuinely randomly some coworkers did every 9th person then some areas everyone is checked that has had an extended travel example 4 weeks somewhere or in a high contraband area... Example Amsterdam Cozumel etc

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 14 weeks ago

Leeds

Do people who work in an office ever photocopy their genitals ?

The mr

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Do people who work in an office ever photocopy their genitals ?

The mr "

I can confirm this office worker has done this

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By *teveanddebsCouple 14 weeks ago

Norwich


"Do airport security have a quota of how many to frisk ? Plus do they have a changeable criteria for stopping people to frisk ? "

Yes they do but it's open ended, they search everyone that activates the arch and the arch will activate at random to make the numbers up if it needs to.

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By *ripfillMan 14 weeks ago

havant


"How do politicians sleep at night "

Absolutely I have offended wondered how they do just that

Counting sheep or scandles …

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 14 weeks ago

Leeds


"Do people who work in an office ever photocopy their genitals ?

The mr

I can confirm this office worker has done this "

Why does this not surprise me.

The mr

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Do people who work in an office ever photocopy their genitals ?

The mr

I can confirm this office worker has done this

Why does this not surprise me.

The mr "

Because I’m predictable?

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By *obilebottomMan 14 weeks ago

All over

Why do plumbers are so up their .....

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By *till gameMan 14 weeks ago

two doors down


"Why do plumbers are so up their ..... "

Ballcock ?

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By *loydyMan 14 weeks ago

British


"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? "
they can't there monitored I believe

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By *till gameMan 14 weeks ago

two doors down

Do hgv drivers still get flashed by others in cars ?

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By *olinOfBathMan 14 weeks ago

Corsham

Do male esc*rts get paid as soon as they get a job, or do they have to work a week in hand...?

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By *batMan 14 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Do doctors ever get aroused when examining patients?

Gbat

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By *batMan 14 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Or nurses?

Gbat

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By *ot to giggleWoman 14 weeks ago

Coventry

Do the guards at Buckingham palace and on parade pee in their boots?

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By *ripfillMan 14 weeks ago

havant


"Do the guards at Buckingham palace and on parade pee in their boots? "

No doing be silly, they pee in their colleagues boots next too them

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By *ripfillMan 14 weeks ago

havant

Don’t be silly … texting on a unicycle when the phone hiccups sorry !!!

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By *ot to giggleWoman 14 weeks ago

Coventry


"Do the guards at Buckingham palace and on parade pee in their boots?

No doing be silly, they pee in their colleagues boots next too them

"

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By *ulie.your. bottom. slutTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"male crane operators, they must have a lot of sitting around, do they ever bash one out at elevation?

"

Why do you think so many building projects always run over schedule..?

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By *uzie69xTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Maidstone


"How do politicians sleep at night "

Very well, as most have no morals.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 14 weeks ago

somewhere

Do Aldi checkout people go into Lidl and take on the challenge of beating turbo Tracey when packing bags? Do Aldi and Lidl workers actually use the packing bench? Do they go up the middle aisle and buy the random crap before everyone else? Do they shop in Sainsbury's and get their shopping for less? (After all Aldi promises to price match Sainsbury's, I beg to differ).

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By *till gameMan 14 weeks ago

two doors down

Do brewery workers ever organise a piss up ?

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan 14 weeks ago

louth

How does a snow plough driver get to work?

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By *rsKOTCTWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds

Do gynecologists ever just get put off vagina?

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

During training, do Evri drivers practice how far away they can lob a parcel from the address?

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man 14 weeks ago

Stourbridge


"Do airport security have a quota of how many to frisk ? Plus do they have a changeable criteria for stopping people to frisk ? "

Yes.

I fly Around 4 times a month often more

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

Do Waitrose staff have, don't shout ,'fuckin' ow much!' training for when they are on till duty?

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By *indergirlWoman 14 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace


"Do opticians test their own eyes and say outloud "now or now"?"

I know some that self refract yes

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By *agatoXXXMan 14 weeks ago

Mordor


"Do Waitrose staff have, don't shout ,'fuckin' ow much!' training for when they are on till duty?"

They are trained to keep a straight face when pushing a "2 for the price of 3" promo.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 14 weeks ago

North West


"Do brewery workers ever organise a piss up ?"

Yes.

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