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By *ot to giggle OP   Woman 14 weeks ago

Coventry

An alternative to paper straws!

Sitting here with my caramal iced latte, which i failed to calorie count, actually there's no calories because the fucking straw keeps jamming!

The end is soggy, and we all know what a soggy end leads to!

Oh and the litter collector keeps taking to me!

I want to roast in peace in my car DRINKING my iced caramal latte.

Bring back plastic!

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By *r John WickMan 14 weeks ago

The Continental

Buy a metal one and keep it with ya

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By *ot to giggle OP   Woman 14 weeks ago

Coventry


"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya"

Oh!

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By *ensuallover1000Man 14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro

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By *r John WickMan 14 weeks ago

The Continental


"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya

Oh! "

Handbag check…..

Keys

Purse

Straw

Dildo

My phone number

Whatever else….

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By *quirrel!Man 14 weeks ago

x


"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro "

Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue!

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By *ot to giggle OP   Woman 14 weeks ago

Coventry


"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya

Oh!

Handbag check…..

Keys

Purse

Straw

Dildo

My phone number

Whatever else…."

i need a bigger bag

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By *ensuallover1000Man 14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro

Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue! "

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By *ot to giggle OP   Woman 14 weeks ago

Coventry


"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro "

I just done that! Freeze burn is real!

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By *ot to giggle OP   Woman 14 weeks ago

Coventry


"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro

Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue! "

Yea think the litter picker not quite where i wanna go! ... right, hunting out 'hot' guys! Now need serviettes! Your plan isnt fool proof!

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By *quirrel!Man 14 weeks ago

x


"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro

Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue!

Yea think the litter picker not quite where i wanna go! ... right, hunting out 'hot' guys! Now need serviettes! Your plan isnt fool proof! "

Plan B - invite me along, I’ll lick it off your face!

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"An alternative to paper straws!

Sitting here with my caramal iced latte, which i failed to calorie count, actually there's no calories because the fucking straw keeps jamming!

The end is soggy, and we all know what a soggy end leads to!

Oh and the litter collector keeps taking to me!

I want to roast in peace in my car DRINKING my iced caramal latte.

Bring back plastic!

"

Agreed! I went through too many paper straws last time I was at the pub.

I hate the feel of a metal straw and can't get used to it.

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By *ot to giggle OP   Woman 14 weeks ago

Coventry


"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro

Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue!

Yea think the litter picker not quite where i wanna go! ... right, hunting out 'hot' guys! Now need serviettes! Your plan isnt fool proof!

Plan B - invite me along, I’ll lick it off your face!

"

Plan B .. can you get the freezing icecubes that just gone down my shirt too!

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By *quirrel!Man 14 weeks ago

x


"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro

Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue!

Yea think the litter picker not quite where i wanna go! ... right, hunting out 'hot' guys! Now need serviettes! Your plan isnt fool proof!

Plan B - invite me along, I’ll lick it off your face!

Plan B .. can you get the freezing icecubes that just gone down my shirt too! "

Plan B - let’s get takeaway

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By *ot to giggle OP   Woman 14 weeks ago

Coventry


"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro

Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue!

Yea think the litter picker not quite where i wanna go! ... right, hunting out 'hot' guys! Now need serviettes! Your plan isnt fool proof!

Plan B - invite me along, I’ll lick it off your face!

Plan B .. can you get the freezing icecubes that just gone down my shirt too!

Plan B - let’s get takeaway "

Would that not be plan C?

Or shall we just skip to z

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 14 weeks ago

somewhere

When I worked in a nursing home, my friend, gave me a box of the plastic straws, still got half the box, hundreds of them. Not keen on metal straws, you know when you taste pepsi from a can/bottle/glass...that and yes I do reuse the plastic straws a few times, I don't just bin it, I remember when I was a kid and being taught to reuse them.

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By *ot to giggle OP   Woman 14 weeks ago

Coventry


"When I worked in a nursing home, my friend, gave me a box of the plastic straws, still got half the box, hundreds of them. Not keen on metal straws, you know when you taste pepsi from a can/bottle/glass...that and yes I do reuse the plastic straws a few times, I don't just bin it, I remember when I was a kid and being taught to reuse them."

Ooh so need a stash of these! Just poured it down my front!

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By *quirrel!Man 14 weeks ago

x


"When I worked in a nursing home, my friend, gave me a box of the plastic straws, still got half the box, hundreds of them. Not keen on metal straws, you know when you taste pepsi from a can/bottle/glass...that and yes I do reuse the plastic straws a few times, I don't just bin it, I remember when I was a kid and being taught to reuse them.

Ooh so need a stash of these! Just poured it down my front! "

Are those ice cubes cold on your nipples?

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By *ot to giggle OP   Woman 14 weeks ago

Coventry


"When I worked in a nursing home, my friend, gave me a box of the plastic straws, still got half the box, hundreds of them. Not keen on metal straws, you know when you taste pepsi from a can/bottle/glass...that and yes I do reuse the plastic straws a few times, I don't just bin it, I remember when I was a kid and being taught to reuse them.

Ooh so need a stash of these! Just poured it down my front!

Are those ice cubes cold on your nipples? "

It was well worth it to be honest, its a bit warm!

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By *rsKOTCTWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds

Metal straws taste all metallic though, bamboo straws are good.

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By *ot to giggle OP   Woman 14 weeks ago

Coventry


"Metal straws taste all metallic though, bamboo straws are good."

Ooh need to try these xx

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By *8on33Man 14 weeks ago

winfrith


"Metal straws taste all metallic though, bamboo straws are good.

Ooh need to try these xx"

just drink it straight out the cup lass .

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By *ot to giggle OP   Woman 14 weeks ago

Coventry


"Metal straws taste all metallic though, bamboo straws are good.

Ooh need to try these xxjust drink it straight out the cup lass ."

That got a touch messy

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By *8on33Man 14 weeks ago

winfrith


"Metal straws taste all metallic though, bamboo straws are good.

Ooh need to try these xxjust drink it straight out the cup lass .

That got a touch messy "

really you messy pup

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By *uri00620Woman 14 weeks ago

Croydon


"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya

Oh! "

I do this it's on a keyring with car keys.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I bought some silicon straws. They’re pretty good actually

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya"

It's the keeping it with you past that doesn't usually work. I've now got bales of bags for life and yet every time I'm standing at the check out they are either in the car or at home

A straw wouldn't stand a chance - plus those ice-cream/milkshake ones are alot bigger diameter than normal ones. Oh and only half the population carry hand baggage

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By *ortySwitchMan 14 weeks ago

london


"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya

Oh!

Handbag check…..

Keys

Purse

Straw

Dildo

My phone number

Whatever else…."

What? No tissues, hand sanitizer or a pen? Clearly you don’t commute!

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By *oydykeWoman 14 weeks ago

Southampton (they/them)

I have a little metal one that goes into three pieces and clips onto a bag (in its case) or keyring

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By *lexm87Man 14 weeks ago

Various


"When I worked in a nursing home, my friend, gave me a box of the plastic straws, still got half the box, hundreds of them. Not keen on metal straws, you know when you taste pepsi from a can/bottle/glass...that and yes I do reuse the plastic straws a few times, I don't just bin it, I remember when I was a kid and being taught to reuse them.

Ooh so need a stash of these! Just poured it down my front! "

I'm still recovering from this image.

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By *mber SkiesWoman 14 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

You can still get plastic ones on eBay it’s where I buy mine but I do agree bring them back when the majority of food from the supermarkets are still wrapped in plastic but they charge you for a plastic bag

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 14 weeks ago

Leeds

Absolute fucking joke. Because of the paper straw I can not drink McDonald’s strawberry milkshake, It’s pointless, as the straw melts before the ice cream, it’s un-drinkable and I don’t like it, and self entitled me doesn’t care about dolphins I want a plastic straw.

The mr

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By *lue RascalMan 14 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

I’d rather just pour the iced latter over my head at the minute to cool down.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya

Oh!

Handbag check…..

Keys

Purse

Straw

Dildo

My phone number

Whatever else….

i need a bigger bag"

Or a smaller dildo.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Herts


"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya

Oh!

Handbag check…..

Keys

Purse

Straw

Dildo

My phone number

Whatever else….

i need a bigger bag

Or a smaller dildo. "

So a bigger bag then

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By *midnight-Woman 14 weeks ago

...

Nobody likes a cold soggy end

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By *quirrel!Man 14 weeks ago

x


"I have a little metal one that goes into three pieces and clips onto a bag (in its case) or keyring"

We’re talking straws right?

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By *quirrel!Man 14 weeks ago

x


"I bought some silicon straws. They’re pretty good actually "

Silicone - that’s definitely the answer!

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"Nobody likes a cold soggy end "

Warm and sticky do instead?

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 14 weeks ago

Bromley


"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya

Oh!

Handbag check…..

Keys

Purse

Straw

Dildo

My phone number

Whatever else….

i need a bigger bag"

Possibly a suit case

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By *exycarlashane181Couple 14 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Metal, silicone, bamboo...

Is this straws or dildo?

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By *entBarryUKMan 14 weeks ago

Ashford


"An alternative to paper straws!

Sitting here with my caramal iced latte, which i failed to calorie count, actually there's no calories because the fucking straw keeps jamming!

The end is soggy, and we all know what a soggy end leads to!

Oh and the litter collector keeps taking to me!

I want to roast in peace in my car DRINKING my iced caramal latte.

Bring back plastic!

"

Klean Kanteen do a reusable metal straw with a rubber tip.

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By *agnar73Man 14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"An alternative to paper straws!

Sitting here with my caramal iced latte, which i failed to calorie count, actually there's no calories because the fucking straw keeps jamming!

The end is soggy, and we all know what a soggy end leads to!

Oh and the litter collector keeps taking to me!

I want to roast in peace in my car DRINKING my iced caramal latte.

Bring back plastic!

"

Your local primary school need you to visit to say that and then they can all point and say ‘bad lady’

(Yes it’s all the wee bastards fault that plastic straws were banned)

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 14 weeks ago

Southampton


"An alternative to paper straws!

Sitting here with my caramal iced latte, which i failed to calorie count, actually there's no calories because the fucking straw keeps jamming!

The end is soggy, and we all know what a soggy end leads to!

Oh and the litter collector keeps taking to me!

I want to roast in peace in my car DRINKING my iced caramal latte.

Bring back plastic!

"

Silicone straws are pretty good

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

You are right giggle, Paper straws suck.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 14 weeks ago

Southampton


"You are right giggle, Paper straws suck.

"

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By *ripfillMan 14 weeks ago

havant

To enhance that wonderful feeling of brain freeze I use a approx 200mm of garden hose as a straw

You will find it works incredibly well - you need to be a good “sucker” to make the fredo liquid move up the pipe but it’s worth it ..

Plus you can get the pipe ( so sorry straw ) in yellow or green generally.

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