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"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?  "
Have you tried your sofa?
If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.
You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.
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"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?
Have you tried your sofa?
If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.
You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.
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Just go and fuck yourselves. |
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"Go fuck yourself 
Go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself
Yourself go fuck.
Fuck yourself, Go!
Yourself again go fuck.
Fuck! Go yourself!
Go fuck yourself.
Thrice.
Go forth and multiply alone."
Go fuckity fuck fuck yourself. |
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"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?
Have you tried your sofa?
If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.
You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.
"
Why does that sound like a suggestion from experience?  |
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"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?
Have you tried your sofa?
If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.
You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.
Why does that sound like a suggestion from experience? "
 is that sofa assault? did the cushion give consent! |
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"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?
Have you tried your sofa?
If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.
You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.
Why does that sound like a suggestion from experience? "
Because they fucked themselves. |
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"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?
Have you tried your sofa?
If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.
You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.
Why does that sound like a suggestion from experience? "
Leather works best.
Steer clear of the hessian type ones, bitches!
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"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?
Have you tried your sofa?
If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.
You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.
Why does that sound like a suggestion from experience?
is that sofa assault? did the cushion give consent!"
Doesn't matter because it felt sofa-king good |
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"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?
Have you tried your sofa?
If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.
You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.
Why does that sound like a suggestion from experience?
Leather works best.
Steer clear of the hessian type ones, bitches!
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And easily cleaned. You're a smart cookie  |
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"If Conor MacGregor said - you’re sitting in my seat… what would you say to him?? "
Got your name on it ? Pay for it did you ? Fuck off soft lad. You whining bastard before I fuck you off..... try another chair and excite yourself to death ... twat.
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"If Conor MacGregor said - you’re sitting in my seat… what would you say to him??
Got your name on it ? Pay for it did you ? Fuck off soft lad. You whining bastard before I fuck you off..... try another chair and excite yourself to death ... twat.
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You made him cry… happy now?? |
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Good morning beautiful people.
You can all go cunting fuck yourselves.
Unless that stitches me up financially (nice move Hans  ).
So just fuck you all, and your cliques!
My clique.
Oh god - I don't know.
Just have sex.
It's good.
Byyyeeee   xxxx |
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well it wont be the first time i been told this today 
