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Things you can say during sex and at a funeral?

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By *olgate OP Man 29 weeks ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Thank you for coming

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By *ensuallover1000Man 29 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘As we lower him down into this hole….’

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By *parkle1974Woman 29 weeks ago

Leeds

Omg I didn't realise it was going to be this big

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By *parkle1974Woman 29 weeks ago

Leeds

I don't know half the people here

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 29 weeks ago

London

It's hard. Stay strong

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

All rise.

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By *og-ManMan 29 weeks ago

somewhere

He died with a smile on his face

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By *rHotNottsMan 29 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I can’t believe how many people came

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

She touched so many people in special ways...

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By *auntymanMan 29 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Love a stiffy

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By *parkle1974Woman 29 weeks ago

Leeds

Do you need a tissue?

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By *ANDA!Man 29 weeks ago

DUMFRIES

Where's the stiff?

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By *arkSovereignMan 29 weeks ago

Lancashire

I cant believe he lasted this long..

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 29 weeks ago

somewhere

He's a bit stiff

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By *parkle1974Woman 29 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm sorry....were you close??

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 29 weeks ago

London

"Do you need a tissue?"

Hahaha

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By *arkSovereignMan 29 weeks ago

Lancashire

It was the second stroke that did it

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 29 weeks ago

St Leonards

Just one more fuck before they go please?

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By *punk n gushCouple 29 weeks ago

deal

Oh my he's going to take a few hours till Cooked where's the pub

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By *agatoXXXMan 29 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

She's got a really hot body...

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By *punk n gushCouple 29 weeks ago

deal

"She's got a really hot body..."

Lol yep get your cremation today lol

Wow uve been in carol vorderman's knicker draw to what a coincidence ??

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By *ellhungvweMan 29 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Who is playing the organ?

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By *punk n gushCouple 29 weeks ago

deal

Requests

Ain't no sunshine till she's gone

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By *ust want fun 888Man 29 weeks ago

nearby

I took a Viagra, now it’s time for the raising of the dead

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By *olgate OP Man 29 weeks ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You will be next

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 29 weeks ago

Staffordshire

What’s that clicking noise?

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By *entBarryUKMan 29 weeks ago

Ashford

Crikey, this is depressing

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 29 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Oh, it’s great aunt Mary.

I didn’t recognise you.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Why now? Couldn't you have lasted a little longer!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 29 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

What a lovely spread

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By *he love catsCouple 29 weeks ago

South Wales

A nice bit of wood that, just stick it in the hole and bury it deep.

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By *arriedLookingMan 29 weeks ago

Dumfries

I’d love to get in your box

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By *aizyWoman 29 weeks ago

west midlands

It's so unbelievably hard.

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By *punk n gushCouple 29 weeks ago

deal

"What a lovely spread "

Bet you look lovely spread

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By *olgate OP Man 29 weeks ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

One last ride

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By *ags73Man 29 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

That didn’t go too badly and the sandwiches afterwards were a nice touch

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By *ickie76XXXMan 29 weeks ago

dartford

The priest did him proud

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan 29 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

Do you think you could get up

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By *lder budweiserMan 29 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Nice to see your mum here, she's taking it well

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By *26StitchMan 29 weeks ago

Hucknall

It's hard to get your head around this....

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By *hippy57Man 29 weeks ago

Chelmsford

That’s a deep hole

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By *heMilkMan2023Man 29 weeks ago

Swaffham

Shall we introduce another person?

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By *olgate OP Man 29 weeks ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It’s the only time the family ever comes together

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By *utlongjohnMan 29 weeks ago

That looks like a tight box

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By *ffervescentMan 29 weeks ago

winfrith

I think he's dead

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Amazed they lasted so long K

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By *ilfAndDilf24Couple 29 weeks ago

manchester

That deep enough?

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

That didn’t last long

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By *etropolitainMan 29 weeks ago

Redworth Co Durham

A little lower, lower ,lower please,ah that’s perfect

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By *olinOfBathMan 29 weeks ago

Corsham

My parents are paying for everything.

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By *olinOfBathMan 29 weeks ago

Corsham

I expected everyone to be wearing black.

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By *olinOfBathMan 29 weeks ago

Corsham

This sort of thing always makes my sisters cry.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

He came, he saw, he conquered

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By *olinOfBathMan 29 weeks ago

Corsham

That was such a loud fart, you'd think a vicar would have more self-control.

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By *olinOfBathMan 29 weeks ago

Corsham

Her husband would have been surprised by how many turned up for this.

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By *enegadeMMan 29 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Blimey it goes in deep

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By *enegadeMMan 29 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

There’s always tears at this sort of thing

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By *cottish guy 555Man 29 weeks ago

London

It's what they would have wanted.

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By *cottish guy 555Man 29 weeks ago

London

It was so lovely, and all planned in advance.

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By *uckurcumMan 29 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

Bet they've no knickers on !

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By *auls21Man 29 weeks ago

Derry

Is he going in beside his mother ?

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By *eavilMan 29 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Is he in yet?

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By *ickylouCouple 29 weeks ago

b71

Looks a bit over cooked to me.

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By *ickylouCouple 29 weeks ago

b71

How long in the oven. And what gas mark to I set it at.

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By *erry bull1Man 29 weeks ago

doncaster

She has a lovely box

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By *ife NinjaMan 29 weeks ago

Dunfermline

He's looking stiff

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By *ex HolesMan 29 weeks ago

Up North

The spread is shit

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By *ripfillMan 29 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Oedipus … his mother so loved him

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By *hilmycrackinMan 29 weeks ago

kent

She was dying for it

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By *layfullsamMan 29 weeks ago

Solihull

Ffs she’s dead have some respect man

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

He were loved by many

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By *ickie76XXXMan 29 weeks ago

dartford

The wife’s got a lump in her throat

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By *eyeYCouple 13 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

They had a great time here..

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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago

I feel a gaping hole inside of me.

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By *ilk_and_SilverCouple 13 weeks ago

Oxford

Anyone need tissues?

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By *r_Midnight2000Man 13 weeks ago

home

Stop your putting him in the wrong hole!!

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By *appytochatMan 13 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

He's so big it's taking 6 men to guide him into the hole.

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By *olinOfBathMan 13 weeks ago

Corsham

This is the point when my sister always starts to cry...

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By *owboybearMan 13 weeks ago

torpoint

"I'm sorry....were you close??"
best one yet

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By *owboybearMan 13 weeks ago

torpoint

You did your mum

Proud there

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By *eparated_galWoman 13 weeks ago

Salford

Now its time to prey

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By *eparated_galWoman 13 weeks ago

Salford

Uncle john has cum a long distace to be here today

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By *remlin1066Man 13 weeks ago

durham

Nice box

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple 13 weeks ago

Cheshire

This is the only time we get the whole family together.

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By *moothdickMan 13 weeks ago

stoke

It’s going to get hot

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By *layfullsamMan 13 weeks ago

Solihull

Are they supposed to be moving

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By *ffervescentMan 13 weeks ago

winfrith

shes dead

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By *ornycougaWoman 13 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Look at the wood on that

You were on fire today

He had a good innings

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By *ickylouCouple 13 weeks ago

b71

Do you have any fabreeze

It seems to be getting a bit smelly.

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By *ilveryFoxMan 13 weeks ago

Midlothian

That’s a deep hole

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 13 weeks ago

Bristol

It would have been better if she was alive! 🤣

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By *ugehandsMan 13 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Does it burn?

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By *iaisonseekerMan 13 weeks ago

Liverpool

This is just tearing me apart

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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago

This is taking ages. I want to be done already

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By *959femxCouple 13 weeks ago

Weston super mare

It was a lovely service.

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By *layful HarlequinMan 13 weeks ago

iver heath

Didn’t touch the sides going in

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 13 weeks ago

Willenhall

I'm sorry...what's your name again?

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By *rHotNottsMan 13 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Don’t bum me

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By *lack beauty 35Woman 13 weeks ago

West midlands

Is it in yet

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By *ffervescentMan 13 weeks ago

winfrith

I have wood

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By *unxxx9911Man 13 weeks ago

Redhill

When is she going down?

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By *ffervescentMan 13 weeks ago

winfrith

have you furrowed the hole ?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 13 weeks ago

St Leonards

So, have I got this right Reverend?

All 20 of us stand around and chuck a load on her dirtbox?

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By *laytonAMan 13 weeks ago

newport

Please make your way to the front we have a couple extra to get in at the back.

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By *enk15Man 13 weeks ago

Evesham

You've put him in the wrong hole.

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By *ffervescentMan 13 weeks ago

winfrith

what will happen to us after this .

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By *rPunxMan 13 weeks ago

Hull

Time to Bury the stiff.

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By *oonbath89Man 13 weeks ago

radstock

She had a good inings

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By *osey WalesMan 13 weeks ago

Oh theres a few more family members over there, i best go and mingle, they'd only get annoyed if i didnt join in

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By *onmar02Couple (MM) 13 weeks ago

Bargoed

Nice to see so many have come.

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By *osey WalesMan 13 weeks ago

Sweepstake on who goes next ?

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By *tYourPleasure_80Man 13 weeks ago

Newcastle

Gosh that was quick

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By *ehonqueMan 13 weeks ago

hull

That's a really nice box to put him in

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By *Bear59Man 13 weeks ago

North Brum

The holes big enough for 2

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By *hippy57Man 13 weeks ago

Chelmsford

He somehow touched all of us in his life

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