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When you stub your toe...

By *assing Fancies x OP Couple 26 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Or whack you elbow etc, what noise do you make, what swear words leave your mouth first and more importantly who's fault is it... yours or the stationary inanimate object that you've bumped into?

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By *ascaIMan 26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Bastard

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Round the Corner

It's never my fault.

Ever.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I exclaim; ‘Thee bastard!’ - Clearly it is the door frame/Chest of drawers/random chair’s fault.

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By *otSoPoshWoman 26 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could be anything that comes out of my mouth. And it is ALWAYS the inanimate object's fault. Of course.

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By *Silver-Man 26 weeks ago

Mold

Fuck!!!! I'm such a twat!!

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By *inkShyWoman 26 weeks ago

near Windsor

Always, always the objects fault.

I'm a lady so I only ever say "Whoopsy daisy".

Or, more truthfully and accurately, I turn into a sailor very briefly and become a connoisseur of profanity.

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By *exysoldier90Man 26 weeks ago

Midlands

The same noise as when you cum isn't it?

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By *otSoPoshWoman 26 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fuck!!!! *random inanimate object is* such a twat!!"

FIFY

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Round the Corner

"Fuck!!!! *random inanimate object is* such a twat!!

FIFY

Better

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By *emorefridaCouple 26 weeks ago

La la land

I do it so often, it's generally a FFS and carry on. I swear corners move stealthy

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple 26 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

"The same noise as when you cum isn't it? "
probably would kill the mood if i shouted "what dickhead put that f**king thing there" when I cum

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

I take a deep breath and that’s about it.

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By *laytime_13Woman 26 weeks ago

Lincs

"The same noise as when you cum isn't it? probably would kill the mood if i shouted "what dickhead put that f**king thing there" when I cum

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By *ascaIMan 26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"I'm a lady so I only ever say "Whoopsy daisy"."

The most pleasant toe stubbing ever

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 26 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Always 'Jesus Fuck'

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By *rsKOTCTWoman 26 weeks ago

Leeds

Usually a FFS moment!

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple 26 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Anyone try to hold the pain in as long as possible in silence then end up trumping?.... might just be me

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By *otSoPoshWoman 26 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fuck!!!! *random inanimate object is* such a twat!!

FIFY

Better"

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By *exysoldier90Man 26 weeks ago

Midlands

"The same noise as when you cum isn't it? probably would kill the mood if i shouted "what dickhead put that f**king thing there" when I cum

I don't know one could argue that to also be appropriate

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman 26 weeks ago

Naughty Lane

"The same noise as when you cum isn't it? probably would kill the mood if i shouted "what dickhead put that f**king thing there" when I cum

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By *hunky GentMan 26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oh fuck...

Same response when I get sent a pic of a lady in her blue underwear

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By *ather WickmasMan 26 weeks ago

The Continental

With a 6yr old in the house, ive learned to control the expletive so a stubbed to would be met with a violent shouting of “Oh! Kelly Clarkson”

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By *inkShyWoman 26 weeks ago

near Windsor

"I'm a lady so I only ever say "Whoopsy daisy".

The most pleasant toe stubbing ever

The composure needed to remain pleasant..

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