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"It’s not hard to meet on here.
I think the difficulty seems to be - being meetable.
Aww man.
That explains it  "
Piss off posh. You’re meetable, greetable & motorboatable. Leave the pity parade to the needy x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 12 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s not hard to meet on here.
I think the difficulty seems to be - being meetable.
Aww man.
That explains it
Piss off posh. You’re meetable, greetable & motorboatable. Leave the pity parade to the needy x"
Ditto my wench  |
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OP
Your best bet is to attend clubs and socials and meet people in person.
To increase your chances on Fab, you really need to improve the quality of your profile. It's your shop window and is clearly not tempting anyone at the moment.
Many women are seeking...
Good photos, that present you in a positive way.
Interesting, well written (full words, punctuation etc) text, which says what you're looking for and what you can offer.
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By *r SproutMan 12 weeks ago
the middle somewhere |
"It’s not hard to meet on here.
I think the difficulty seems to be - being meetable.
Aww man.
That explains it
Piss off posh. You’re meetable, greetable & motorboatable. Leave the pity parade to the needy x
Ditto my wench "
Was motorboating on the table at the weekend? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 12 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s not hard to meet on here.
I think the difficulty seems to be - being meetable.
Aww man.
That explains it
Piss off posh. You’re meetable, greetable & motorboatable. Leave the pity parade to the needy x
Ditto my wench
Was motorboating on the table at the weekend?"
I mean, the table was mostly covered with empty glasses...  |
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"It’s not hard to meet on here.
I think the difficulty seems to be - being meetable.
Aww man.
That explains it
Piss off posh. You’re meetable, greetable & motorboatable. Leave the pity parade to the needy x
Ditto my wench
Was motorboating on the table at the weekend?"
I don’t put them on the table… |
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By *r SproutMan 12 weeks ago
the middle somewhere |
"It’s not hard to meet on here.
I think the difficulty seems to be - being meetable.
Aww man.
That explains it
Piss off posh. You’re meetable, greetable & motorboatable. Leave the pity parade to the needy x
Ditto my wench
Was motorboating on the table at the weekend?
I mean, the table was mostly covered with empty glasses... "
Good point, I’m glad i didn’t suggest it then. It could’ve been a big clean up job |
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By *r SproutMan 12 weeks ago
the middle somewhere |
"It’s not hard to meet on here.
I think the difficulty seems to be - being meetable.
Aww man.
That explains it
Piss off posh. You’re meetable, greetable & motorboatable. Leave the pity parade to the needy x
Ditto my wench
Was motorboating on the table at the weekend?
I don’t put them on the table…"
I’ll settle for them wherever you want to put them |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 12 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s not hard to meet on here.
I think the difficulty seems to be - being meetable.
Aww man.
That explains it
Piss off posh. You’re meetable, greetable & motorboatable. Leave the pity parade to the needy x
Ditto my wench
Was motorboating on the table at the weekend?
I mean, the table was mostly covered with empty glasses...
Good point, I’m glad i didn’t suggest it then. It could’ve been a big clean up job"
Plus the boobs were firmly strapped in. Ish. And falling out. There was a whole boob situation  |
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
What do you expect with your pic?  wot is wrong with them
Would like an honest answer??yes please "
OK... your face pics are great.. you're a nice looking guy.... your dic pics however are awful! Bad lighting, messy background, same style etc... you'd be better off putting up some more teasing pics, in the shower, towel etc...just my thoughts |
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
What do you expect with your pic? wot is wrong with them
Would like an honest answer??yes please ok thanks u very much
OK... your face pics are great.. you're a nice looking guy.... your dic pics however are awful! Bad lighting, messy background, same style etc... you'd be better off putting up some more teasing pics, in the shower, towel etc...just my thoughts"
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that "
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch…. |
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch…."
I must be a total bitch !! |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Welcome to the forums
Its not uncommon to ask for profile advice..... you could do that?  ok wot can I do "
Header says females.... female what? Cat? Squirrel?
Status says bored...that's not enticing.
Video is not great
Pics are not great, screenshot are off-putting. Learn how to take pics with a timer.
Would you meet a 99 year old.
Punctuation goes a long way in the bio write up which isn't great.
Brutal honesty will help |
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that ok thanks
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch…."
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch…."
Aww really... That's disappointing - you've spoilt my fantasy now. |
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that no u are very candy
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch….
I must be a total bitch !! "
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch….
I must be a total bitch !! "
You are not, I'll take the flack xx |
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch….
I must be a total bitch !! "
(Not even close) xxxx  |
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that no u are very candy
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch….
I must be a total bitch !! "
I'm confused.. op you're reply + quoting but not actually responding to the comments you're "replying " to... |
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch….
Aww really... That's disappointing - you've spoilt my fantasy now."
Hey DM me if you like. I’m happy to go full on bitch  |
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"Welcome to the forums
Its not uncommon to ask for profile advice..... you could do that? ok wot can I do
Header says females.... female what? Cat? Squirrel?
Status says bored...that's not enticing.
Video is not greatok thanks
Pics are not great, screenshot are off-putting. Learn how to take pics with a timer.
Would you meet a 99 year old.
Punctuation goes a long way in the bio write up which isn't great.
Brutal honesty will help "
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch….
I must be a total bitch !!
(Not even close) xxxx "
Thank you gorgeous xx |
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that thanks
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch….
I must be a total bitch !!
You are not, I'll take the flack xx"
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch….
I must be a total bitch !!
You are not, I'll take the flack xx"
Thank you lovely xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch….
Aww really... That's disappointing - you've spoilt my fantasy now.
Hey DM me if you like. I’m happy to go full on bitch "
DM sent |
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch….
Aww really... That's disappointing - you've spoilt my fantasy now.
Hey DM me if you like. I’m happy to go full on bitch
DM sent "
Wow. I didn’t expect tears so soon. |
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By *r SproutMan 12 weeks ago
the middle somewhere |
"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch….
Aww really... That's disappointing - you've spoilt my fantasy now.
Hey DM me if you like. I’m happy to go full on bitch "
Is this open to everyone? |
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that u are welcome
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch….
I must be a total bitch !!
(Not even close) xxxx Thank you gorgeous xx"
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"Only men want me and ts
I’m just frustrated
not fucked a lass in 15yrs
I see a challenge in almost every situation…
Sorry dude. Not enticing even me.y is that lol
I gave you my thoughts privately. Because whilst I’m a bitch, I’m not a total bitch….
Aww really... That's disappointing - you've spoilt my fantasy now.
Hey DM me if you like. I’m happy to go full on bitch
DM sent
Wow. I didn’t expect tears so soon."
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By *unchalMan 12 weeks ago
Dartford |
"Welcome to the forums
Its not uncommon to ask for profile advice..... you could do that? ok wot can I do "
Cock pics don’t always go down well with the ladies on here. Women and TV/TS are not the same. We still know along with the profile picture that you really want to fuck men. Play down the bi stuff. Be honest but it’s another side of you rather than entirely who you are. I like to see faces (don’t get me wrong, I love nice cock pics and yours are -although pretty sure you don’t have two cocks). Put up a variety of pics. But not the weird arm’s length psycho up your nose pictures taken in the car because the vibrations have got you hot and bothered, that some men seem to love on their profiles. Good luck. |
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By *anceAloneWoman 12 weeks ago
I'm definitely Northern |
"I'm so confused....who isn't meeting who and who hasn't had got laid for 15 years  no one is meeting me "
Well...having had a look at your profile that is not the biggest surprise I've had today to be honest  |
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"Welcome to the forums
Its not uncommon to ask for profile advice..... you could do that? ok wot can I do
Cock pics don’t always go down well with the ladies on here. Women and TV/TS are not the same. We still know along with the thanks profile picture that you really want to fuck men. Play down the bi stuff. Be honest but it’s another side of you rather than entirely who you are. I like to see faces (don’t get me wrong, I love nice cock pics and yours are -although pretty sure you don’t have two cocks). Put up a variety of pics. But not the weird arm’s length psycho up your nose pictures taken in the car because the vibrations have got you hot and bothered, that some men seem to love on their profiles. Good luck. "
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By *unchalMan 12 weeks ago
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"I honestly thought this was a joke thread from the title "
I’m not sure it is. Men struggle. And women are hard work in real life. Then we come on here thinking it was going to be easier but in lots of ways the women on here are even pickier (and they have their finger on a block button…) I need to say this clearly. Men and women are different. It’s not a bad thing, although recently just existing as a man is sometimes seen as bad, but we are different. |
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"I'm so confused....who isn't meeting who and who hasn't had got laid for 15 years no one is meeting me
Well...having had a look at your profile that is not the biggest surprise I've had today to be honest "
ok |
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By *elloWoman 12 weeks ago
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"I’m out….headache from trying to figure what the hell is going on here unless anyone has a brief synopsis for me "
I think some guy wants help with his algebra, he's got the Y but noone is helping him find the X . |
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"I’m out….headache from trying to figure what the hell is going on here unless anyone has a brief synopsis for me
I think some guy wants help with his algebra, he's got the Y but noone is helping him find the X . "
Ah the pesky X always nearly impossible to find. Thank you |
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"I’m out….headache from trying to figure what the hell is going on here unless anyone has a brief synopsis for me
I think some guy wants help with his algebra, he's got the Y but noone is helping him find the X . "
can u help |
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"I honestly thought this was a joke thread from the title
I’m not sure it is. Men struggle. And women are hard work in real life. Then we come on here thinking it was going to be easier but in lots of ways the women on here are even pickier (and they have their finger on a block button…) I need to say this clearly. Men and women are different. It’s not a bad thing, although recently just existing as a man is sometimes seen as bad, but we are different."
This is the biggest laugh I’ve had all day. And considering the thread we are on… that is special.
Women are hard work?
Dude. We’re not pickier. We have just learned not to put up with your bullshit.
Love & peace x |
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By *elloWoman 12 weeks ago
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"I’m out….headache from trying to figure what the hell is going on here unless anyone has a brief synopsis for me
I think some guy wants help with his algebra, he's got the Y but noone is helping him find the X . can u help "
I know where my X is, he's on here in my block list, if you've mislaid yours then you should be more careful in future |
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"I’m out….headache from trying to figure what the hell is going on here unless anyone has a brief synopsis for me
I think some guy wants help with his algebra, he's got the Y but noone is helping him find the X . can u help
I know where my X is, he's on here in my block list, if you've mislaid yours then you should be more careful in future "
That actually made me laugh |
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"I’m out….headache from trying to figure what the hell is going on here unless anyone has a brief synopsis for me
I think some guy wants help with his algebra, he's got the Y but noone is helping him find the X . can u help lol
I know where my X is, he's on here in my block list, if you've mislaid yours then you should be more careful in future "
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By *unchalMan 12 weeks ago
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"I honestly thought this was a joke thread from the title
I’m not sure it is. Men struggle. And women are hard work in real life. Then we come on here thinking it was going to be easier but in lots of ways the women on here are even pickier (and they have their finger on a block button…) I need to say this clearly. Men and women are different. It’s not a bad thing, although recently just existing as a man is sometimes seen as bad, but we are different.
This is the biggest laugh I’ve had all day. And considering the thread we are on… that is special.
Women are hard work?
Dude. We’re not pickier. We have just learned not to put up with your bullshit.
Love & peace x"
I’m sure that is true. You need to be a man. Women are hard work and they are very picky. Love & peace to you too x |
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By *unchalMan 12 weeks ago
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"I’m out….headache from trying to figure what the hell is going on here unless anyone has a brief synopsis for me
I think some guy wants help with his algebra, he's got the Y but noone is helping him find the X . can u help
I know where my X is, he's on here in my block list, if you've mislaid yours then you should be more careful in future "
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"I honestly thought this was a joke thread from the title
I’m not sure it is. Men struggle. And women are hard work in real life. Then we come on here thinking it was going to be easier but in lots of ways the women on here are even pickier (and they have their finger on a block button…) I need to say this clearly. Men and women are different. It’s not a bad thing, although recently just existing as a man is sometimes seen as bad, but we are different."
Why would you think it would be easier? People are as picky as they want to be, and supply and demand means women and couples here can be even pickier.
I'm not moaning FYI. |
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"I honestly thought this was a joke thread from the title
I’m not sure it is. Men struggle. And women are hard work in real life. Then we come on here thinking it was going to be easier but in lots of ways the women on here are even pickier (and they have their finger on a block button…) I need to say this clearly. Men and women are different. It’s not a bad thing, although recently just existing as a man is sometimes seen as bad, but we are different.
This is the biggest laugh I’ve had all day. And considering the thread we are on… that is special.
Women are hard work?
Dude. We’re not pickier. We have just learned not to put up with your bullshit.
Love & peace x
I’m sure that is true. You need to be a man. Women are hard work and they are very picky. Love & peace to you too x"
Eurgh. I don’t want to be a man. Boys smell & I like my boobs |
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"I honestly thought this was a joke thread from the title
I’m not sure it is. Men struggle. And women are hard work in real life. Then we come on here thinking it was going to be easier but in lots of ways the women on here are even pickier (and they I love your boobshave their finger on a block button…) I need to say this clearly. Men and women are different. It’s not a bad thing, although recently just existing as a man is sometimes seen as bad, but we are different.
This is the biggest laugh I’ve had all day. And considering the thread we are on… that is special.
Women are hard work?
Dude. We’re not pickier. We have just learned not to put up with your bullshit.
Love & peace x
I’m sure that is true. You need to be a man. Women are hard work and they are very picky. Love & peace to you too x
Eurgh. I don’t want to be a man. Boys smell & I like my boobs"
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It is super easy to have a meet. If you are into "turn up and fuck", "cum dump" type meets.
Personally, I'm not. I put effort into my profile, both photos and the bio.
I am socially active within the community.
I don't treat people like they are part of a meat market.
I have high standards, boundaries, limits etc
I will not meet without a public quick social first.
I will not put myself in a dangerous or tricky situation nor do I expect the other person/people to.
I could fuck 5 different guys every day if I wanted to. But I don't.
When you act desperate and pitiful and don't put any effort in and almost beg someone, ANYone to just have sex with you. It is so super unattractive.
Most women don't want an insipid, vacuous man who sounds like he's bored of wanking. |
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It can be very hard for many single men, especially those who don't engage the site tools as effectively as others, to really help them.
It's competitive, so each man must invest his time and effort wisely.
It's not rocket science. People need to know if a man is attractive to them. Each time a guy doesn't have photos that let others assess their attraction to them, it's an epic fail. This must be the absolute minimum to let somebody else know if they could stomach being in close physical proximity.
In a bar or public place, people can get a good grasp of you within a couple of seconds. Make it almost as easy for the
M here, to do the same.
If someone doesn't, there are thousands of others who will |
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