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"If a women proposes finding medical cannabis in Sam's breakfast, what does it say about knickers." Love this one | |||
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"Quit smoking, which lube to use " | |||
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"If a woman proposes sex to a man you have about two minutes." | |||
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"If a woman proposes sex to a man you have about two minutes." I can manage that | |||
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"Using sex toys with men, what’s a good shower gel to use?" Just get him to drop the soap. | |||
"Using sex toys with men, what’s a good shower gel to use? Just get him to drop the soap." | |||
"What are you wearing when you take your favourite biscuit to the women’s bukkake?" | |||
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"You have 2 minutes to fuck all available cougars before taking a shower otherwise you’re going to hell " Yes ma’am! Who’s first? | |||
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"You have 2 minutes to fuck all available cougars before taking a shower otherwise you’re going to hell Yes ma’am! Who’s first?" Ooh you’ll have all of them darling | |||
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"Is there anything worse, the male persecution complex women with hairy armpits." What's the worst thing your cunt has listened to | |||
"What's the worst thing your cunt has listened to " "Stroke The Donkey Crumpets" Terrible song for any vag to have to endure.... | |||
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"Glastonbury children walking Monkey fartbox. (I'd pay money...)" Genius | |||
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"Pussy Eating Teaching - Lesson 1: Taste and Smell" Where do I sign up? I promise I'm a top student | |||
"My Penis is...cake" If it’s lemon drizzle I’m in | |||
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"Pussy Eating Teaching - Lesson 1: Taste and Smell" Are you still looking for students? | |||
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"What makes a life less ordinary? Vegan octopus, wanking, beards and hay fever." Vegan octopus? X | |||
"What makes a life less ordinary? Vegan octopus, wanking, beards and hay fever. Vegan octopus? X" Yep. Apparently it’s a thing. The Lounge, page 1 currently. | |||
"What makes a life less ordinary? Vegan octopus, wanking, beards and hay fever. Vegan octopus? X Yep. Apparently it’s a thing. The Lounge, page 1 currently." You learn something new. How are you? | |||
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"Are your parents dying? Panties for sale" Where are these panties for sale? | |||