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if u were an animal ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Honey Badger!
Description from the good old 'Urban Dictionary' below!!
"A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out there. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps."
"Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!
2.35 seconds later
Oh look, I'm dead!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erm!,  I am an animal ..
If I was to be a different animal , hmm , looking at my dog lying on the sofa upside down snoring gently you cannot help thinking its not a bad life being a dog.
So dog it is .
Mrs J would like to be a cat, not much expected and come and go as you please. |
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"A Honey Badger!
Description from the good old 'Urban Dictionary' below!!
"A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out there. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps."
"Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!
2.35 seconds later
Oh look, I'm dead!" "
i take your honey badger and raise you a wolverine, 12 pounds of pure condensed mean mother fucker lol. Their known to hunt and prey on polar bears alone ffs! A pack of wolves when they hear a wolverines growl are known to abandon a kill because its hardcoded into their nature not to mess with wolverines.
But I'm not saying I'm like a wolverine though, I'm more of a Heinz 57 dog, stupidly friendly, handsome in my own way, and will hump anything  |
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It would have to be a male macaques monkey, as they get off on loud noisy sex and the more the female screams the increase in pelvic thrusting from the male.  |
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Id say i'd be a Fox! 
- I'm a sly conniving bitch when i want something
- I can be cunning and manipulative
- I can adapt quickly to new environments
- i prefer living in open areas
- I have been known to be a pest and a nuisance
- I have teeth i am more than willing to use to get what i want
- I can keep myself hidden but make my presence known when needed
- I am unsuitable as a pet
- And i protect my territory (though no 'spraying' is invovled!!)
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Mrs Fun says:
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!!
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"Mrs Fun says:
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!!
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"Mrs Fun says:
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!!
Until a Grenadier says Hi !. "
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We've already discussed this, lol.
Amy = Otter.
Cute and cuddley, eccentric but efficient.
Can have her weird moments but other than that she's very serene, loves cuddles, loves the water and loves egg and fish-based meals.
Vince = Grisly Bear.
Independant, calm and just gets on with it.
CAN be a grumpy git but steps up when it matters. Protective of the people he loves and will only be aggressive when he needs to be. Also loves cuddles (except in summer when it's hot) and likes to maintain his cave. 
- VincentandAmy. x |
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yeah yeah, everyone picks crap like bears and wolves and big cats...
nobody ever picks shit like sheep or cows or hamsters.
if you want to see sparks fly, let other people pick the animal you are.
DT, the hyena |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"yeah yeah, everyone picks crap like bears and wolves and big cats...
nobody ever picks shit like sheep or cows or hamsters.
if you want to see sparks fly, let other people pick the animal you are.
DT, the hyena"
Fine, from now on you can be the 3 toed sloth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah yeah, everyone picks crap like bears and wolves and big cats...
nobody ever picks shit like sheep or cows or hamsters.
if you want to see sparks fly, let other people pick the animal you are.
DT, the hyena
Fine, from now on you can be the 3 toed sloth "
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