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By *allandathletic OP Man 13 weeks ago

Asgard

Perineum Sunning.

The act of (essentially) mooning the sun, to capture spiritual energy through one's anus.

"The more I see, the less I know"

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By *igR93Man 13 weeks ago

Sarcasm City

"Perineum Sunning.

The act of (essentially) mooning the sun, to capture spiritual energy through one's anus.

"The more I see, the less I know""

This just reminds me of a documentary an ex told me about about people who claim they hadn’t eaten for years as they don’t need to eat because they get their nutrients from the sun

Slightly off topic but you’ve just made me remember this specific documentary haha

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By *icecouple561Couple 13 weeks ago
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East Sussex

I saw a 'documentary' about a 'breatharian' couple who claimed they didn't eat but got everything they needed from breathing.

Mad as a box of frogs! Interestingly they fed their child because he hadn't learned the skill of breathing properly yet

I'm happy not to be exposing my perineum to the sun thank you

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By *ittlebirdWoman 13 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Perineum Sunning.

The act of (essentially) mooning the sun, to capture spiritual energy through one's anus.

"The more I see, the less I know""

Do I have to gape? If so… I’m out

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By *ensuallover1000Man 13 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My arsehole is dangerous in such a scenario…..

If I spread it wide it may create a quantum singularity and suck in the whole universe…

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Perineum Sunning.

The act of (essentially) mooning the sun, to capture spiritual energy through one's anus.

"The more I see, the less I know""

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I do not need a sunburnt sphincter. That is all.

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By *ickshawedCouple 13 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I do not need a sunburnt sphincter. That is all."

Not even if someone offered to kiss it better?

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By *ot to giggleWoman 13 weeks ago

Coventry

Can i expose my.other bits!!

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By *ansoffateMan 13 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

What happens if you moon the moon?

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By *allandathletic OP Man 13 weeks ago

Asgard

"Can i expose my.other bits!!"

Apparently it only works on anus'

*I don't make the rules, I just play by them.

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By *allandathletic OP Man 13 weeks ago

Asgard

"What happens if you moon the moon?"

A panda bear in China dies.

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By *ansoffateMan 13 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"What happens if you moon the moon?

A panda bear in China dies."

That's sads I like pandas.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 13 weeks ago

St Leonards

"What happens if you moon the moon?

A panda bear in China dies."

Moon-moon and Sun-bum

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By *allandathletic OP Man 13 weeks ago

Asgard

"What happens if you moon the moon?

A panda bear in China dies.

Moon-moon and Sun-bum

You know their names!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 13 weeks ago

St Leonards

"What happens if you moon the moon?

A panda bear in China dies.

Moon-moon and Sun-bum

You know their names!

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