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Ey up again good folks 
Cupid here once again and I’m matching you all up for yet more fuckery and fornication 
You know by now how I work, right?
Science my friends. Science by Jove!
A correlation of tastes and interests equates to quality relations of a carnal nature; it’s incontrovertible fact it is!
With this in mind and as it’s the Euros, I’m about to ask you two simple questions:
1. Who is your favourite footballer ever?
2. What colour underwear are you presently wearing? (Yes, I realise that the second question is not exactly related to football but…erm….bugger it)
Now, simply sit back and peruse everyone else’s answers…
What’s that you say? You see an exact match to your answers?!
By the Gods! Fate hath ordained that thou shalt both fuck’eth!
It couldn’t be simpler in fact.
Don’t forget to tell us all who’ve you’ve matched with so we can have a good old fashioned gossip (which according to psychologists, is good for us all….sort of…)
Good luck my fine people and remember….it’s cumming home |
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"Erm, “Chopper” Harris (just because Chopper sounds a bit penis-like doesn’t it?) and yellow.
Who do I get to fuck?  "
Chopper Harris was indeed an awesome nickname.
Sounds like an SAS war hero or something  |
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Oh, I almost forgot:
I realise that not everyone follows football and may not be particularly familiar with many footballers names.
If this be the case, fear not! - Cupid is on hand!
Simply shout, ‘Cupid - help me, you lewd bastard!’ and I shall provide you with a footballer of my choosing
Ever generous am I  |
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By *aizyWoman 21 weeks ago
west midlands |
"‘Cupid - help me, you lewd bastard!’
Purple.
Cupid to the rescue
You’re new favourite player is none other than the amazing Rod Fanni who plays for Marseille’s "
Fanni! 
Thanks Cupid! |
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"Cupid! Help me you lewd bastard!
Black.
(Well naked right now with my big translucent bum out waiting for my bath to fill up )"
It's probably easier to use the taps to fill the bath. Bums aren't very efficient buckets. |
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"Cupid! Help me you lewd bastard!
Black.
(Well naked right now with my big translucent bum out waiting for my bath to fill up )"
Cupid to the rescue fair maiden
Your favourite player is the awesome Ralf Minge? who prior to the fall of the Berlin Wall, played for
Dynamo Dresden.
Indeed, everybody loved watching Minge…. |
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"I’ve changed my fave player. And my underwear.
It’s now Zinedine Zidane and Black.
Right, when do I get to shag Littlebird then? 
Errr… I think you’ll have fun with Chopper Harris "
 it’s always the ones you have feelings for that hurt you the most |
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"I’ve changed my fave player. And my underwear.
It’s now Zinedine Zidane and Black.
Right, when do I get to shag Littlebird then?
Errr… I think you’ll have fun with Chopper Harris
it’s always the ones you have feelings for that hurt you the most "
Awww. Should’ve chosen Zinedine darling. He is a genius  |
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"Has anyone got laid yet!? "
I can smell the heady scent of sexual shenanigans in the air…
Someone here is doing the dirty deed as I type this but is keeping quiet and not allowing us to experience the vicarious joy  |
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By *nnCeeWoman 21 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Cupid! Help me you lewd bastard!
Black.
(Well naked right now with my big translucent bum out waiting for my bath to fill up )
Cupid to the rescue fair maiden
Your favourite player is the awesome Ralf Minge? who prior to the fall of the Berlin Wall, played for
Dynamo Dresden.
Indeed, everybody loved watching Minge…. "
Surely the quote was "everybody loved PLAYING WITH Minge"?! |
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"Cupid! Help me you lewd bastard!
Black.
(Well naked right now with my big translucent bum out waiting for my bath to fill up )
Cupid to the rescue fair maiden
Your favourite player is the awesome Ralf Minge? who prior to the fall of the Berlin Wall, played for
Dynamo Dresden.
Indeed, everybody loved watching Minge….
Surely the quote was "everybody loved PLAYING WITH Minge"?!"
I would have loved to hear the commentary if David Seaman and Ralf Minge collided on the field….. |
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By *aizyWoman 21 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I’m highly saddened that no one listed Uwe Fuchs (former Middlesbrough striker) and the superb, Ars Bandeet as their favourite players…."
You forgot to say what colour undies you have on! |
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"I’m highly saddened that no one listed Uwe Fuchs (former Middlesbrough striker) and the superb, Ars Bandeet as their favourite players….
You forgot to say what colour undies you have on!"
oh yes They’re purple today |
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"Cupid! Help me you lewd bastard!
Black.
(Well naked right now with my big translucent bum out waiting for my bath to fill up )
Cupid to the rescue fair maiden
Your favourite player is the awesome Ralf Minge? who prior to the fall of the Berlin Wall, played for
Dynamo Dresden.
Indeed, everybody loved watching Minge….
Surely the quote was "everybody loved PLAYING WITH Minge"?!
I would have loved to hear the commentary if David Seaman and Ralf Minge collided on the field….."
Minge? Anybody? Minge and Black? |
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"Ey up again good folks
Cupid here once again and I’m matching you all up for yet more fuckery and fornication
You know by now how I work, right?
Science my friends. Science by Jove!
A correlation of tastes and interests equates to quality relations of a carnal nature; it’s incontrovertible fact it is!
With this in mind and as it’s the Euros, I’m about to ask you two simple questions:
1. Who is your favourite footballer ever?
2. What colour underwear are you presently wearing? (Yes, I realise that the second question is not exactly related to football but…erm….bugger it)
Now, simply sit back and peruse everyone else’s answers…
What’s that you say? You see an exact match to your answers?!
By the Gods! Fate hath ordained that thou shalt both fuck’eth!
It couldn’t be simpler in fact.
Don’t forget to tell us all who’ve you’ve matched with so we can have a good old fashioned gossip (which according to psychologists, is good for us all….sort of…)
Good luck my fine people and remember….it’s cumming home"
Bobby firminio and invisible undies today (commando!) |
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"Cupid! Help me you lewd bastard!
Black.
(Well naked right now with my big translucent bum out waiting for my bath to fill up )
Cupid to the rescue fair maiden
Your favourite player is the awesome Ralf Minge? who prior to the fall of the Berlin Wall, played for
Dynamo Dresden.
Indeed, everybody loved watching Minge….
Surely the quote was "everybody loved PLAYING WITH Minge"?!
I would have loved to hear the commentary if David Seaman and Ralf Minge collided on the field…..
Minge? Anybody? Minge and Black?"
Hmmm….that sounds like a way of serving Guinness |
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By *aizyWoman 21 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I’m highly saddened that no one listed Uwe Fuchs (former Middlesbrough striker) and the superb, Ars Bandeet as their favourite players….
You forgot to say what colour undies you have on!
oh yes They’re purple today "
Dammit! So close, I have purple Fanni! |
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"I’m highly saddened that no one listed Uwe Fuchs (former Middlesbrough striker) and the superb, Ars Bandeet as their favourite players….
You forgot to say what colour undies you have on!
oh yes They’re purple today
Dammit! So close, I have purple Fanni! "
I’ve heard of blue balls but…. |
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"Cupid! Help me you lewd bastard!
Black.
(Well naked right now with my big translucent bum out waiting for my bath to fill up )
Cupid to the rescue fair maiden
Your favourite player is the awesome Ralf Minge? who prior to the fall of the Berlin Wall, played for
Dynamo Dresden.
Indeed, everybody loved watching Minge….
Surely the quote was "everybody loved PLAYING WITH Minge"?!
I would have loved to hear the commentary if David Seaman and Ralf Minge collided on the field…..
Minge? Anybody? Minge and Black?
Hmmm….that sounds like a way of serving Guinness "
minge and black has good head! |
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"Cupid! Help me you lewd bastard!
Black.
(Well naked right now with my big translucent bum out waiting for my bath to fill up )
Cupid to the rescue fair maiden
Your favourite player is the awesome Ralf Minge? who prior to the fall of the Berlin Wall, played for
Dynamo Dresden.
Indeed, everybody loved watching Minge….
Surely the quote was "everybody loved PLAYING WITH Minge"?!
I would have loved to hear the commentary if David Seaman and Ralf Minge collided on the field…..
Minge? Anybody? Minge and Black?
Hmmm….that sounds like a way of serving Guinness
minge and black has good head!"
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Currently nekkid
Klinsmann’s flying headers were a thing of beauty (we’ll not make mention of his flying dives though….) "
And his goal celebrations! We tried faithfully to recreate as children but the asphalt of the school playground was an unsuitable surface. I still have the stones in my knee, to this day |
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