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By *elloWoman 27 weeks ago
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"Opt in, then someone will choose one of your pics to tell how you ended up there.
Hehe lol"
14th December 23
Did you sit on a present, is your arse the gift, how's it staying there sellotape/blue tack /or stapled ?
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By *elloWoman 27 weeks ago
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"Opting in, curious to see how this plays out"
Swiss army
Last picture uploaded, why's your cock so black? Had you been sticking it somewhere you shouldn't have? Is it airbrushed out because it's in witness protection? |
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"Opting in, curious to see how this plays out
Swiss army
Last picture uploaded, why's your cock so black? Had you been sticking it somewhere you shouldn't have? Is it airbrushed out because it's in witness protection? "
It’s airbrushed out because it’s in witnesses protection and only sticks it’s head out when necessary  |
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Love cats
28th April what did you end up buying? Is that rabbit decoration or is it made to be inserted somewhere.  "
Haha yes can you imagine inserting that, no it's a decoration in Anne summers, she ended up buying 2 swimsuits on that occasion. |
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The love cats, your latest pic, 19th June:
Three couples were lost in the forest and got captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three couples went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first couple came back and said to the king, "we brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up each others butts without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first couple decided to take turns and the first apple went in to the woman who held strong... but when it came to the man, he winced out in pain immediately, so they were killed.
The second couple arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to them they thought to themselves that this should be easy as they've had plenty of experience with beads. They start 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry the bloke burst out in laughter and got them killed.
The first couple and the second couple met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The guy replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third couple coming with pineapples." |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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Bella
11th may. You look super smart and sexy, off somewhere nice? How hard was it to see you feet with your awesome boobs blocking your view "
I was out to dinner that night. A sublime seafood restaurant, warmly lit, and the loveliest dining companion.
The photo is a still from a video hence whatever I was doing with ny hands.
Do you know the boob smooshing technique to see your feet? Yeah, I have to do that to see mine.
3rd May: on a bed, doing hip bridge raises or something. What’s the story? |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"In... I've had to add more photos to my public gallery for this."
13th June: the green doors… where are you? Looks like a shower room at a gym to me if I were to guess. |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"Opt in, then someone will choose one of your pics to tell how you ended up there.
Hehe lol"
17th January: how often do you dress this way? Is it reserved for special occasions only? Where were you off to? |
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"In... I've had to add more photos to my public gallery for this.
13th June: the green doors… where are you? Looks like a shower room at a gym to me if I were to guess. "
You are correct. My post swim pictures. I'd spent my entire swim thinking of pictures. These where 2 I did as soon as I finished |
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By *elloWoman 27 weeks ago
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Bella
11th may. You look super smart and sexy, off somewhere nice? How hard was it to see you feet with your awesome boobs blocking your view
I was out to dinner that night. A sublime seafood restaurant, warmly lit, and the loveliest dining companion.
The photo is a still from a video hence whatever I was doing with ny hands.
Do you know the boob smooshing technique to see your feet? Yeah, I have to do that to see mine.
3rd May: on a bed, doing hip bridge raises or something. What’s the story? "
3rd may is me wondering 'what would a frog trapped in a fishnet look like ' now I know 
I can do the boob squishing but I don't see my feet just belly  |
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"The love cats, your latest pic, 19th June:
Three couples were lost in the forest and got captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three couples went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first couple came back and said to the king, "we brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up each others butts without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first couple decided to take turns and the first apple went in to the woman who held strong... but when it came to the man, he winced out in pain immediately, so they were killed.
The second couple arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to them they thought to themselves that this should be easy as they've had plenty of experience with beads. They start 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry the bloke burst out in laughter and got them killed.
The first couple and the second couple met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The guy replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third couple coming with pineapples.""
We just kept getting free fruit from lidls and some how ended up with 3 pineapple's.
We hadn't done a couple's photo in a while so the Mrs came up with the Idea yesterday. |
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"Go on then...
Miss S x
10th April: who has the other end of the lead? What happened prior to or after the photo? "
Unfortunately it's a boring answer...
However I know what I'd like to of happened... Mr J on the other end of it dragging me into the bedroom by it 
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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27th May: the outfit, the smile, the position across the bed… what were you thinking in the moment this photo was taken? How were you feeling? Did you take more photos that same day that remained on the device rather than being uploaded to Fab? |
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Monkey nut:
The stormtrooper escapes the planetary explosion and finds himself crash land in a strange new place. He swims out to the surface and looks up to giant boobs. He finally made it to heaven |
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"The love cats, your latest pic, 19th June:
Three couples were lost in the forest and got captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three couples went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first couple came back and said to the king, "we brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up each others butts without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first couple decided to take turns and the first apple went in to the woman who held strong... but when it came to the man, he winced out in pain immediately, so they were killed.
The second couple arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to them they thought to themselves that this should be easy as they've had plenty of experience with beads. They start 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry the bloke burst out in laughter and got them killed.
The first couple and the second couple met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The guy replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third couple coming with pineapples."
We just kept getting free fruit from lidls and some how ended up with 3 pineapple's.
We hadn't done a couple's photo in a while so the Mrs came up with the Idea yesterday."
A great idea and perfectly executed! |
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"The love cats, your latest pic, 19th June:
Three couples were lost in the forest and got captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three couples went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first couple came back and said to the king, "we brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up each others butts without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first couple decided to take turns and the first apple went in to the woman who held strong... but when it came to the man, he winced out in pain immediately, so they were killed.
The second couple arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to them they thought to themselves that this should be easy as they've had plenty of experience with beads. They start 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry the bloke burst out in laughter and got them killed.
The first couple and the second couple met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The guy replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third couple coming with pineapples."
We just kept getting free fruit from lidls and some how ended up with 3 pineapple's.
We hadn't done a couple's photo in a while so the Mrs came up with the Idea yesterday.
A great idea and perfectly executed!"
Thanks and a great joke by the way. |
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I’ve been looking at Hello’s gallery.
April 1st. The day of fools. But she’s no fool. The email inviting her for the job interview was really clear. It said ‘smart casual office wear’. So her top half’s smart and her bottom half’s casual. She’s going to nail this interview. Or get nailed. One way or the other, she’s going back home smiling. |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"Oh, and I’m in."
30th May:
Leather.
Layers.
Textures.
Mirrors.
The pose.
The bed. At the foot not the head.
The composition and colour too.
Moodiness.
How sexy did you feel in that room taking that photo? (because it’s one sexy photo). |
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"Oh, and I’m in."
Slight twist on yours RTG. I can't seeing faces in torsos(eyes=nipples mouth=bellybutton)
You've waken up in the middle of the night, ravenous. As you open up the fridge door, this is the face it's greeted with |
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"Oh, and I’m in.
Slight twist on yours RTG. I can't seeing faces in torsos(eyes=nipples mouth=bellybutton)
You've waken up in the middle of the night, ravenous. As you open up the fridge door, this is the face it's greeted with"
11th September would help |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"This sounds fun
Monkeynut
April 6th was this an accidentally taken photo while you were pounding on the door of a walk in freezer you were stuck in?"
I forget the date but the sole bum pic of yours. What’s your bum training routine? |
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"Oh, and I’m in.
30th May:
Leather.
Layers.
Textures.
Mirrors.
The pose.
The bed. At the foot not the head.
The composition and colour too.
Moodiness.
How sexy did you feel in that room taking that photo? (because it’s one sexy photo)."
29th April
Waiting patiently in your hotel room for a gentleman caller you decide to send him a teasing snap.
You had a lot energy that day and were feeling a little sporty. The whimsy feels like you know who's coming and what he likes and there's some laughter ahead. |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"Belladonna
Did you write 4 X's on your shower door which reappeared in the steam? Had you misplaced your squeegee?"
Well spotted. I did. Left them there for the cheeky photographer who captured the photo. This is criminal but I don’t own a shower squeegee. |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"Oh, and I’m in.
30th May:
Leather.
Layers.
Textures.
Mirrors.
The pose.
The bed. At the foot not the head.
The composition and colour too.
Moodiness.
How sexy did you feel in that room taking that photo? (because it’s one sexy photo).
29th April
Waiting patiently in your hotel room for a gentleman caller you decide to send him a teasing snap.
You had a lot energy that day and were feeling a little sporty. The whimsy feels like you know who's coming and what he likes and there's some laughter ahead."
Well, this was a photo shoot. No gentlemen involved. Only me and a photographer in that hotel room on a cold day. No fun story. Sorry. |
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"G'wan then
27th May: the outfit, the smile, the position across the bed… what were you thinking in the moment this photo was taken? How were you feeling? Did you take more photos that same day that remained on the device rather than being uploaded to Fab? "
What was I thinking?
Do I look like a side of beef? Isn't it a lovely view to have Mr KC standing over me, stark bollock naked 
How was I feeling?
Relaxed, happy because we were away together for the first time in over a year. Horny because he was very excited by my outfit.
More photos taken?
Yes, with more penis |
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"Slight twist on yours RTG. I can't seeing faces in torsos(eyes=nipples mouth=bellybutton). You've waken up in the middle of the night, ravenous. As you open up the fridge door, this is the face it's greeted with"
You’re not the first to do torso/face things with that one. Sparkles actually slapped a pair of googly eyes on that photo and sent it back to me! |
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"This sounds fun
Monkeynut
April 6th was this an accidentally taken photo while you were pounding on the door of a walk in freezer you were stuck in?
I forget the date but the sole bum pic of yours. What’s your bum training routine? "
Hip thrusts with a vigorous partner  |
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"G'wan then "
KC 27th May. After hearing the news the local council decided against making improvements on wheelchair access in aid of the cycle path, you did to strip naked in protest. After gluing yourself to the new cycle path, the cyclists became frustrated with you. The local children decided to use you as a ramp instead and after 48hrs you decided to give up |
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"G'wan then
27th May: the outfit, the smile, the position across the bed… what were you thinking in the moment this photo was taken? How were you feeling? Did you take more photos that same day that remained on the device rather than being uploaded to Fab?
What was I thinking?
Do I look like a side of beef? Isn't it a lovely view to have Mr KC standing over me, stark bollock naked
How was I feeling?
Relaxed, happy because we were away together for the first time in over a year. Horny because he was very excited by my outfit.
More photos taken?
Yes, with more penis "
Not what were you thinking to take such a photo. What were you thinking as in que pensabas en ese momento.
You look happy, feeling yourself. That’s where I was going.  |
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"Belladonna
Did you write 4 X's on your shower door which reappeared in the steam? Had you misplaced your squeegee?
Well spotted. I did. Left them there for the cheeky photographer who captured the photo. This is criminal but I don’t own a shower squeegee. "
Bella
On April 29th was that your manservant who took the picture before you gave him an extra job to do….he was given overtime of course |
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"G'wan then
27th May: the outfit, the smile, the position across the bed… what were you thinking in the moment this photo was taken? How were you feeling? Did you take more photos that same day that remained on the device rather than being uploaded to Fab?
What was I thinking?
Do I look like a side of beef? Isn't it a lovely view to have Mr KC standing over me, stark bollock naked
How was I feeling?
Relaxed, happy because we were away together for the first time in over a year. Horny because he was very excited by my outfit.
More photos taken?
Yes, with more penis
Not what were you thinking to take such a photo. What were you thinking as in que pensabas en ese momento.
You look happy, feeling yourself. That’s where I was going. "
En el momento, pensaba en la vista de Señor KC. Estaba arriba, desnudo |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"Belladonna
Did you write 4 X's on your shower door which reappeared in the steam? Had you misplaced your squeegee?
Well spotted. I did. Left them there for the cheeky photographer who captured the photo. This is criminal but I don’t own a shower squeegee.
Bella
On April 29th was that your manservant who took the picture before you gave him an extra job to do….he was given overtime of course "
Only one? That was a job for five men servants |
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"G'wan then
KC 27th May. After hearing the news the local council decided against making improvements on wheelchair access in aid of the cycle path, you did to strip naked in protest. After gluing yourself to the new cycle path, the cyclists became frustrated with you. The local children decided to use you as a ramp instead and after 48hrs you decided to give up"
Yes, and a little hosepipe can be seen in the lower part of the photo. One of those fire hydrant thingys |
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"In, this sounds fun!
Mrs TMN x
26 June 2023
Guessing you had some gardening to do?
Miss S x"
Nope - literally chucked on a sheer blouse and dashed out in the pouring rain to get a pic at Mr’s request |
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"G'wan then
KC 27th May. After hearing the news the local council decided against making improvements on wheelchair access in aid of the cycle path, you did to strip naked in protest. After gluing yourself to the new cycle path, the cyclists became frustrated with you. The local children decided to use you as a ramp instead and after 48hrs you decided to give up
Yes, and a little hosepipe can be seen in the lower part of the photo. One of those fire hydrant thingys "
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"Twist My Nipples
10 June 2024
A candid shot of Mrs TMN 5 seconds after the jumper cables on her tits vigorously kickstarted her stalled vibrating buttplug...
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Spot on, have you used the same method? Pretty effective I find  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 27 weeks ago
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"Twist My Nipples
10 June 2024
A candid shot of Mrs TMN 5 seconds after the jumper cables on her tits vigorously kickstarted her stalled vibrating buttplug...
Spot on, have you used the same method? Pretty effective I find "
I do it daily. |
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Mrs TMN 9th August 21.
After having a few too many drinks, you had a bet with your husband that you could still do a head stand like the good ol' days.
You lost that bet and woke up to a sore head and neck. |
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"Twist My Nipples
10 June 2024
A candid shot of Mrs TMN 5 seconds after the jumper cables on her tits vigorously kickstarted her stalled vibrating buttplug...
Spot on, have you used the same method? Pretty effective I find
I do it daily. "
Knew it. Birds of a feather, we are |
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"How sexy did you feel in that room taking that photo? (because it’s one sexy photo)."
It was one hell of a hotel room. Place matters, doesn’t it? Affects your mood. And that was a beautiful hotel. Dark panelled wood. Rich textured materials. Leather strap details.
I was in town for a big Fab social too. That was me getting ready to out and meet sexy people. |
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"Mrs TMN 9th August 21.
After having a few too many drinks, you had a bet with your husband that you could still do a head stand like the good ol' days.
You lost that bet and woke up to a sore head and neck."
It’s a shoulder stand, Willy… it was for an Olympic sports photo challenge where you got matched up with a partner. Mine was gymnastics and I seem to recall my partner did discus, but I can’t remember who he was - maybe Joe Beans when he was Fool Hardly? |
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Sweet & Spice, 18th of March.
This is the only photo they’ve ever posted to Fab where P is completely naked (except for the glamourous shoes). But you’d never know. Only they know. And it makes them smile in private. |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"Bella - tell us the cunt story again
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1562706
This is cheating "
The TLDR: It was a really fun day of sex. I had no end to politely asking the person I was with for harder, and faster. In the moment it was euphoric. Not so much afterwards when I required medical attention. |
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"Go on then "
3rd November 23. Em.
After coming back from a lovely weekend in England. I went for a shower to freshen up and to my dismay, there were no towels left! I had to settle for a tea towel |
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"Go on then
3rd November 23. Em.
After coming back from a lovely weekend in England. I went for a shower to freshen up and to my dismay, there were no towels left! I had to settle for a tea towel "
I'm giving you the dirtiest look right now , putting you in the driving seat isn't the best idea |
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"Go on then
3rd November 23. Em.
After coming back from a lovely weekend in England. I went for a shower to freshen up and to my dismay, there were no towels left! I had to settle for a tea towel
I'm giving you the dirtiest look right now , putting you in the driving seat isn't the best idea "
I'd rather be in the back with you |
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"Go on then
3rd November 23. Em.
After coming back from a lovely weekend in England. I went for a shower to freshen up and to my dismay, there were no towels left! I had to settle for a tea towel
I'm giving you the dirtiest look right now , putting you in the driving seat isn't the best idea
I'd rather be in the back with you"
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By *rispyDuckMan 27 weeks ago
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"This could be a laugh
I’m in
13th Jan 24.
As a student I attempted to break into modelling for some extra cash.
The only gig I got was for the NHS and the effects LSD has on your mind."
Now that is interesting stuff how did u feel with the LSD?
13th Jan friend asked if I fancied taking some dress up pics for a laugh & with magic of photoshop managed to fit me into a teacup lol |
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"This could be a laugh
I’m in
13th Jan 24.
As a student I attempted to break into modelling for some extra cash.
The only gig I got was for the NHS and the effects LSD has on your mind.
Now that is interesting stuff how did u feel with the LSD?
13th Jan friend asked if I fancied taking some dress up pics for a laugh & with magic of photoshop managed to fit me into a teacup lol "
It's a great pic |
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"Sweet & Spice, 18th of March.
This is the only photo they’ve ever posted to Fab where P is completely naked (except for the glamourous shoes). But you’d never know. Only they know. And it makes them smile in private."
It's all about the ideal camera angles RTG |
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