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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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Are they the best way to calm a man (or woman) down?
I could be ranting about something that’s realy ticked me off, but if she unbuttoned her top in front of me and pulled my head into her chest I can promise you I will chill 
Why? How can they have that power over me?
Does it work by just looking at them though…  |
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I'm very much luckier with my arse than my boobs.
As such, I tend to end up with more people who find arses much more soothing than titties.
I don't think there's many of my regular partners that don't pretty much instantly de-stress and relax a little when they get to touch my butt  |
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Why doesnt it work the other way round. Itd save so many arguments.
First sign of conflict whip the peni out....
Unfortunately I'm yet to come across an angry woman who just gets her breasts out..
We can live in hope though, right? |
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By *nnCeeWoman 30 weeks ago
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"if she unbuttoned her top in front of me and pulled my head into her chest I can promise you I will chill"
If I did it, you'd probably also be struggling for air, so there's that...
If your mouth is jammed against skin, its pretty difficult to keep ranting...  |
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Trust me it works, everytime I’m stressed the mrs lifts her top, puts my face in her cleavage and gives me boobie cuddles.
Although now thinking about it, it could just be the mrs calming me down. So in the name of Science if any ladies would like to give a stressed out me a boogie cuddle, to test the theory.
The mr |
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Im impervious to their charm.. they do nothing for me at all - in fact ladies - test the theory by filling my inbox with boobs and i bet i don’t even flinch… i’ll be honest and tell you if I do… just keep sending them til i say ok - enough boobs in my inbox xx   |
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"Im impervious to their charm.. they do nothing for me at all - in fact ladies - test the theory by filling my inbox with boobs and i bet i don’t even flinch… i’ll be honest and tell you if I do… just keep sending them til i say ok - enough boobs in my inbox xx "
Nice try, why didn't I think of that?  |
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"Im impervious to their charm.. they do nothing for me at all - in fact ladies - test the theory by filling my inbox with boobs and i bet i don’t even flinch… i’ll be honest and tell you if I do… just keep sending them til i say ok - enough boobs in my inbox xx
Nice try, why didn't I think of that? "
Im hurt that you think I would try to be deceitful to get women to send me pics of their boobs!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"Trust me it works, everytime I’m stressed the mrs lifts her top, puts my face in her cleavage and gives me boobie cuddles.
Although now thinking about it, it could just be the mrs calming me down. So in the name of Science if any ladies would like to give a stressed out me a boogie cuddle, to test the theory.
The mr "
See!!! Real science.  |
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"I'm very much luckier with my arse than my boobs.
As such, I tend to end up with more people who find arses much more soothing than titties.
I don't think there's many of my regular partners that don't pretty much instantly de-stress and relax a little when they get to touch my butt "
You have a great arse to be honest |
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"if she unbuttoned her top in front of me and pulled my head into her chest I can promise you I will chill
If I did it, you'd probably also be struggling for air, so there's that...
If your mouth is jammed against skin, its pretty difficult to keep ranting... "
Sounds like an invite x |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Men are indeed simple creatures.
Bless them
Incorrect there is about 70 ways you could make me happy.
Boobs and the other is a 69 "
And I'm not a fan of either. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"Men are indeed simple creatures.
Bless them
Incorrect there is about 70 ways you could make me happy.
Boobs and the other is a 69
And I'm not a fan of either."
But it made you laugh.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Are they the best way to calm a man (or woman) down?
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I have to disagree with you, they tend not to calm men down - they can make your blood pressure rise (as well as certain parts of one's anatomy)  |
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"Men are indeed simple creatures.
Bless them
So easily pleased.
All I need…….boobs, rum, food.
In that specific order??? "
It’d work for me
But, I’d have to do some scientific study of all the permutations in order to come to a definitive conclusion. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"Men are indeed simple creatures.
Bless them
So easily pleased.
All I need…….boobs, rum, food.
In that specific order??? "
Well, boobs aren’t working.
So hopefully someone will send rum, |
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