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Sex or a nice cup of tea right now?
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Sacrebleu, you're all doing it wrong if you put the preference of tea or coffee over sex...! 
Sex anytime of the day should be top of agenda, no substitute can give you the same feeling of euphoria when you orgasm. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 36 weeks ago
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I'm no good for sex in the morning. Especially when I'm in my jeans and jumper trying to work.
I am, however, on my second cup of tea. Lovely tea. Hot, sweet and inside me... so it's a bit like a lover, but at this time of the morning, more reliable, less sweaty, and better tasting.
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Sex.
If it was coffee instead I’d have had a longer think about it.
Because I like something hot and tasty through the day.  "
U TART Woody....!
...but I like your style, something tasty throughout the day is always very appealing indeed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Sacrebleu, you're all doing it wrong if you put the preference of tea or coffee over sex...!
Sex anytime of the day should be top of agenda, no substitute can give you the same feeling of euphoria when you orgasm."
Not even if you dunk a Hobnob at the same time?
#TeamTea |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 36 weeks ago
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"Tea please. In a dainty cup and saucer...•°*
Correct.
I do have class too. I stick my pinky out when I'm gulping it down and everything.
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My calibre of genteel gentleman.  "
I suspect he's just trying to pick his nose in the same motion...  |
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None of that fancy foreign coffee stuff for me ! The. British empire was built on tea and it fixes everything! “ I’ve just reversed over your dog”” I’ll put the kettle on” “ my wife’s run off with my brothers” “ I’ll put the kettle on” having said that can I have sex then tea please? |
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"Tea please. In a dainty cup and saucer...•°*
Correct.
I do have class too. I stick my pinky out when I'm gulping it down and everything.
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My calibre of genteel gentleman.
I suspect he's just trying to pick his nose in the same motion... "
Charmed, I'm sure. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Sex.
If it was coffee instead I’d have had a longer think about it.
Because I like something hot and tasty through the day.
U TART Woody....!
...but I like your style, something tasty throughout the day is always very appealing indeed "
^she knows. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I'd like some sex.
But I guess fruit tea will have to do this evening  "
I’m having fruit tea.
Well, it’s a grape tea. …. Kind of. The grapes have been stewing for a very long time to the point where they fermented…. Okay, I’m having a wine.
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"I'd like some sex.
But I guess fruit tea will have to do this evening
I’m having fruit tea.
Well, it’s a grape tea. …. Kind of. The grapes have been stewing for a very long time to the point where they fermented…. Okay, I’m having a wine.
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Here's me with my peasants mango and strawberry actual tea.
Stop showing me up Woody  |
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"I'd like some sex.
But I guess fruit tea will have to do this evening
I’m having fruit tea.
Well, it’s a grape tea. …. Kind of. The grapes have been stewing for a very long time to the point where they fermented…. Okay, I’m having a wine.
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Cheers ! Me too |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I'd like some sex.
But I guess fruit tea will have to do this evening
I’m having fruit tea.
Well, it’s a grape tea. …. Kind of. The grapes have been stewing for a very long time to the point where they fermented…. Okay, I’m having a wine.
Here's me with my peasants mango and strawberry actual tea.
Stop showing me up Woody "
I have a discreet tea.
It’s a Merlot, you don’t pronounce the T |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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As sex isn't currently an option and I don't drink tea, and the weather is utterly crap here...I'm going for a soak in the bath with my rabbit and a glass of Baileys |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Neither.
Coffee.
Exciting Friday night for me
Have it with a whiskey chaser
Hello you. 
Uhhh noooo
Hello stranger "
Have it with a stranger chaser then!
Not seen you for ages.
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"SEX!
Had that yesterday. I'll have cup of tea now and hot bath
Nobody likes a show off … I hope your cup of tea taste coffee
It tasted very nice. Would you like some tea and cake with me "
When you say tea, do you mean coffee? |
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