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Morning beauties, I am wondering...
Which banal, old hat or simply boring opening line in a new message, makes you yawn?
Me
-What brings you here?
-Looking good
- Can I ask you something?
On the other hand, Could you remember a brilliant opening sentence that caught your attention and was impossible to resist?
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"Hi", "how are you" (particularly as text speak), "what's the naughtiest thing you have done" (have not had it for a while), "can I ask you a question", "meet" and basically all messages where it's clear the person did not read profile (so 99% of mine now  ). |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Morning beauties, I am wondering...
Which banal, old hat or simply boring opening line in a new message, makes you yawn?
Me
-What brings you here?
-Looking good
- Can I ask you something?
On the other hand, Could you remember a brilliant opening sentence that caught your attention and was impossible to resist?
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I may have complimented your boots - it did not get me an instant block! |
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“Any plans for today/weekend”?
FFS. That one riles me up.
Some opening lines make me laugh, but really, I admit my shallowness and I have to like what I see for me to reply. Unless it is something from the forum or they have written something really thought provoking. |
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I got told recently that someone found me intriguing which was nice.... then a bloke on another site told me he'd love to try a role play with me that I think maybe questions that persons character in a troubling way.
Was a mixed bag yesterday! |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"At the minute I'm getting hey *insert random woman's name* is that you? If you reply no you get oh I was so sure.. so, how are you?
I learnt by the second message  "
Hey Sarah, is that you ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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I find thought provoking, intriguing opening messages that show you’ve read my profile to be the only ones I reply to.
I delete 96% of messages without so much as opening them solely based on seeing their location is outside of London.
The most interesting opener I’ve had was someone who took the time to mention in a clever way different parts of my profile in a way that showed without any doubt they’d read the entirety of my massive tirade. They used humour is a clever way too. Make me laugh you’re half way there… |
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"I find thought provoking, intriguing opening messages that show you’ve read my profile to be the only ones I reply to.
I delete 96% of messages without so much as opening them solely based on seeing their location is outside of London.
The most interesting opener I’ve had was someone who took the time to mention in a clever way different parts of my profile in a way that showed without any doubt they’d read the entirety of my massive tirade. They used humour is a clever way too. Make me laugh you’re half way there…"
Thank you Bella  .
I never knew my "Dry anal, Sussex, now?" message affected you that profoundly xxxx |
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"I find thought provoking, intriguing opening messages that show you’ve read my profile to be the only ones I reply to.
I delete 96% of messages without so much as opening them solely based on seeing their location is outside of London.
The most interesting opener I’ve had was someone who took the time to mention in a clever way different parts of my profile in a way that showed without any doubt they’d read the entirety of my massive tirade. They used humour is a clever way too. Make me laugh you’re half way there…
Thank you Bella .
I never knew my "Dry anal, Sussex, now?" message affected you that profoundly xxxx"
You’ve ready my profile and deduced I love anal? Fuck, you’re a genius! I thought I hid that between the lines well. It’s always dry anal too. Those amateurs use lube. I’m experienced! |
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"I realised after posting that revealing the contents of a private message could get me a Forum ban so I immediately deleted it."
You don't need to copy every single word and give us the profile name. |
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"Cock pics = yawn!
That's it baby, open wide 
(I hate me right now  )
I can go off people you know
Unless your talking your strap on then in that case opening wide! "
Oh. I should probably see if that new harness fits then |
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"Morning beauties, I am wondering...
Which banal, old hat or simply boring opening line in a new message, makes you yawn?
Me
-What brings you here?
-Looking good
- Can I ask you something?
On the other hand, Could you remember a brilliant opening sentence that caught your attention and was impossible to resist?
I may have complimented your boots - it did not get me an instant block!"
Lucky you |
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"I realised after posting that revealing the contents of a private message could get me a Forum ban so I immediately deleted."
You're on the ball, as ever, Sally. We can't have you locked out, I'd miss your posts |
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"“Any plans for today/weekend”?
FFS. That one riles me up.
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In fairness if one was an architect working on Saturday or Sunday then it would be a plausible question.  "
One does get tired of replying “well, tomorrow I am going on a helicopter tour of Rio” “seeing the penguins at Boulder Beach” or “climbing to the Mutianyu section of the Great Wall of China”, my dear Nero… so I just tell them “welp, waking up, breathing and existing like everyone else, I suppose…”
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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I admit to sending the generic messages like hi how are you doing or any plans for the weekend, what are you actually looking for?
Yes we can read your profile and see your interests etc but in a normal world that is how you start a conversation and in theory gives you the opportunity to see if there's any physical attraction
Genuine question because it's clearly where I'm going wrong lol |
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"I admit to sending generic messages like hi how are you doing or any plans for the weekend, what are you actually looking for?
Yes we can read your profile and see your interests etc but in a normal world that is how you start a conversation and in theory gives you the opportunity to see if there's any physical attraction
Genuine question because it's clearly where I'm going wrong lol"
I guess you should mention anything about her/his profile and like the photos. Give the impression is not a random copy-paste msg and you took some time as the dedicated lover you are |
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"I admit to sending the generic messages like hi how are you doing or any plans for the weekend, what are you actually looking for?
Yes we can read your profile and see your interests etc but in a normal world that is how you start a conversation and in theory gives you the opportunity to see if there's any physical attraction
Genuine question because it's clearly where I'm going wrong lol"
Not everyone gets the hump with a generic opener
You'll never please everyone |
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"Oh god loads of them but my favourite is normally Hi…
No other words just hi. I love those ones the best..
Perfectly yawn-tastic"
How about the “?” ones? Closely followed by “??” and “???”
(Or is it just me receiving these) |
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"Oh god loads of them but my favourite is normally Hi…
No other words just hi. I love those ones the best..
Perfectly yawn-tastic
How about the “?” ones? Closely followed by “??” and “???”
(Or is it just me receiving these)"
Oh no I love those. I reply with |
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"Oh god loads of them but my favourite is normally Hi…
No other words just hi. I love those ones the best..
Perfectly yawn-tastic
How about the “?” ones? Closely followed by “??” and “???”
(Or is it just me receiving these)
Oh no I love those. I reply with"
Adding a new question mark
????
Exciting  |
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"Oh god loads of them but my favourite is normally Hi…
No other words just hi. I love those ones the best..
Perfectly yawn-tastic
How about the “?” ones? Closely followed by “??” and “???”
(Or is it just me receiving these)
Oh no I love those. I reply with
Adding a new question mark
????
Exciting "
Ooh yes I love it. If I’m feeling particularly cheeky I add a  in every now and then |
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"Oh god loads of them but my favourite is normally Hi…
No other words just hi. I love those ones the best..
Perfectly yawn-tastic
How about the “?” ones? Closely followed by “??” and “???”
(Or is it just me receiving these)
Oh no I love those. I reply with
Adding a new question mark
????
Exciting
Ooh yes I love it. If I’m feeling particularly cheeky I add a in every now and then "
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I remember now someone used to send me a message everyday, saying “good morning” and attaching a picture of what he’s had for breakfast. It was just usually some not too sophisticated stuff, like eggs or bacon, things like that. It lasted for a while and I never responded. I think he’s left the site now or maybe blocked me, I guess I will never know.
It was so weird yet fascinating. |
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"I remember now someone used to send me a message every day, saying “good morning” and attaching a picture of what he’s had for breakfast. It was just usually some not too sophisticated stuff, like eggs or bacon, things like that. It lasted for a while and I never responded. I think he’s left the site now or maybe blocked me, I guess I will never know.
It was so weird yet fascinating. "
I bet you got used to it, so much that now you are missing him. Aren't you?
For 6 months an old man texted me every day and night:
Good morning Veronica
Good Afternoon Veronica
Good Night Veronica
Finally, I was so intrigued that I accepted a social (coffee). He disappeared instantly |
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"I remember now someone used to send me a message every day, saying “good morning” and attaching a picture of what he’s had for breakfast. It was just usually some not too sophisticated stuff, like eggs or bacon, things like that. It lasted for a while and I never responded. I think he’s left the site now or maybe blocked me, I guess I will never know.
It was so weird yet fascinating.
I bet you got used to it, so much that now you are missing him. Aren't you?
For 6 months an old man texted me every day and night:
Good morning Veronica
Good Afternoon Veronica
Good Night Veronica
Finally, I was so intrigued that I accepted a social (coffee). He disappeared instantly "
Maybe he died in shock  |
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"I remember now someone used to send me a message every day, saying “good morning” and attaching a picture of what he’s had for breakfast. It was just usually some not too sophisticated stuff, like eggs or bacon, things like that. It lasted for a while and I never responded. I think he’s left the site now or maybe blocked me, I guess I will never know.
It was so weird yet fascinating.
I bet you got used to it, so much that now you are missing him. Aren't you?
For 6 months an old man texted me every day and night:
Good morning Veronica
Good Afternoon Veronica
Good Night Veronica
Finally, I was so intrigued that I accepted a social (coffee). He disappeared instantly "
Seems like he was way more intriguing than mine. I wasn’t even offered a breakfast date! |
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I, like many of the men on Fab, have sent these types of messages - "Hi HRU, "what are you looking for" etc etc
I guess sometimes it's hard to draw the line between genuine interest and confident sex pest.
Especially if their profile others not much to go on. |
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"I, like many of the men on Fab, have sent these types of messages - "Hi HRU, "what are you looking for" etc etc
I guess sometimes it's hard to draw the line between genuine interest and confident sex pest.
Especially if their profile others not much to go on."
And have you had success with these messages? That really is the question here |
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The variations on asking a question are never the boring ones to me. My experience has been that "can I ask you a question" is much more likely to be followed up by something wildly inappropriate, can't be discussed on Fab and might be illegal sort of thing.
I don't want that opener either, but boring it is not. It's a red flag. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Fucking typos!
Basically, if he's hot I'd reply on just a hi.
I don't expect a guy to read my profile and send me a "well though out" message. I'm not that high maintenance.
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"Fucking typos!
Basically, if he's hot I'd reply on just a hi.
I don't expect a guy to read my profile and send me a "well though out" message. I'm not that high maintenance.
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*must be 98 and hot. Though, right? |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Fucking typos!
Basically, if he's hot I'd reply on just a hi.
I don't expect a guy to read my profile and send me a "well though out" message. I'm not that high maintenance.
*must be 98 and hot. Though, right? "
Rumour has it women can message first 
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"Fucking typos!
Basically, if he's hot I'd reply on just a hi.
I don't expect a guy to read my profile and send me a "well though out" message. I'm not that high maintenance.
*must be 98 and hot. Though, right?
Rumour has it women can message first
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They certainly can. It wasn't a jibe. |
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By *a LunaWoman 30 weeks ago
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The ones that go along the lines of “hi Luna, remember me? We spoke a few months back”
I check profile and nope, we didn’t.
That and the “can I ask you something?”. They usually ask something creepy so I instantly block those ones now.
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"Morning beauties, I am wondering...
Which banal, old hat or simply boring opening line in a new message, makes you yawn?
Me
-What brings you here?
-Looking good
- Can I ask you something?
On the other hand, Could you remember a brilliant opening sentence that caught your attention and was impossible to resist?
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Hi you ok ? |
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"Morning beauties, I am wondering...
Which banal, old hat or simply boring opening line in a new message, makes you yawn?
Me
-What brings you here?
-Looking good
- Can I ask you something?
On the other hand, Could you remember a brilliant opening sentence that caught your attention and was impossible to resist?
Hi you ok ?"
Hi. Do you like your arse eaten
At least that one wasn't boring  |
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"I remember now someone used to send me a message every day, saying “good morning” and attaching a picture of what he’s had for breakfast. It was just usually some not too sophisticated stuff, like eggs or bacon, things like that. It lasted for a while and I never responded. I think he’s left the site now or maybe blocked me, I guess I will never know.
It was so weird yet fascinating.
I bet you got used to it, so much that now you are missing him. Aren't you?
For 6 months an old man texted me every day and night:
Good morning Veronica
Good Afternoon Veronica
Good Night Veronica
Finally, I was so intrigued that I accepted a social (coffee). He disappeared instantly
Maybe he died in shock "
Probably  |
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"I realised after posting that revealing the contents of a private message could get me a Forum ban so I immediately deleted it.
You don't need to copy every single word and give us the profile name. "
Yeah, I think that discussion about the general content of messages is okay, but specific quotes are frowned on, and naming names is a no no... |
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"Oh god loads of them but my favourite is normally Hi…
No other words just hi. I love those ones the best..
Perfectly yawn-tastic
How about the “?” ones? Closely followed by “??” and “???”
(Or is it just me receiving these)"
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which is hypocritical of me because my first messages are SHOCKING! 
