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I feel we've had to play too nice recently.
So at the risk of an enforced disappearance, perhaps forever - I give you, now, just "cunt".
There is no "in" or "out" on this thread.
There is only "cunt".
You may qualify your cunt with fuck, shit, arsebiscuits, or other terms.
But only non-sequiturs of expletives are invited.
For example, no "you're a cunt, or he's a cunt, or she's a cunt".
Just.....cunt. |
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Cuntwomble if fem
Cockwomble if male  |
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"This is giving me a cunt-ache  "
Twice, it would appear |
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Twatwaffle. I can’t say it yet because you know… I like being here |
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"This is giving me a cunt-ache
Twice, it would appear "
My fingers couldn’t keep up with my brain, and omitted a compulsory word. |
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By *oo..Woman 3 weeks ago
Boo's World |
I hate that fucking word  |
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Cunty McCuntybollocks reporting for duty |
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"This is giving me a cunt-ache
Twice, it would appear
My fingers couldn’t keep up with my brain, and omitted a compulsory word. "
It's a cunt when that happens. |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"I hate that fucking word "
Cunty cunt cunt cunt |
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"This is giving me a cunt-ache
Twice, it would appear
My fingers couldn’t keep up with my brain, and omitted a compulsory word. "
Double cunt |
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By *aM 689Man 3 weeks ago
Lanarkshire |
There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too ..
Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing  |
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"There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too ..
Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing "
Now now - we are avoiding the attribution of cuntishness.
We are merely enjoying the sound of cunt, around other expletives.
Even though you're right . |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Steady on there, chaps. |
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Cunty bollocks |
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"Steady on there, chaps. "
Davina is right.
FAB Mods do need to protect people, so use your "cunts" wisely, as it were. |
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"There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too ..
Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing "
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"There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too ..
Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing "
It's a term of endearment back home |
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Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vay cunt!
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"There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too ..
Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing
It's a term of endearment back home "
Aye , example. You know John fae doon the road , he’s a good wee cunt |
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"Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vay cunt!
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I see what you did there |
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Cunt kebab the other pink meat |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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Cunt waffle |
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"Cunt kebab the other pink meat "
Is that Picasso, or Pollock? |
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"Cunt kebab the other pink meat
Is that Picasso, or Pollock?"
It’s so beautifully designed it can only be a Picasso masterpiece. Twisted, eroticism included. |
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"Cunt kebab the other pink meat
Is that Picasso, or Pollock?
It’s so beautifully designed it can only be a Picasso masterpiece. Twisted, eroticism included. "
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I quite like the 14th Century slang. Corner.
Corner could be due a revival.
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Show me your corner.
Let’s see your corner.
Spread your corner for me.
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Cunty McCuntFace
Alright Cunt
Love you Cunt
My favorite word, it's used for everything |
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Nope. Now I’ve written ‘corner’ too many times and it looks weird.
Back to cunt, then. |
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By *aM 689Man 3 weeks ago
Lanarkshire |
"Nope. Now I’ve written ‘corner’ too many times and it looks weird.
Back to cunt, then."
You made a corner of that mate |
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Cunt is a very versatile word.
‘Dave’s a right cunt!’
‘My cunt is veritably moist at this time good sir.’
‘I’m feeling a bit cunty today.’
‘The cuntitude of these people never ceases to astound me!’
I could go on….  |
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"Cunt is a very versatile word.
‘Dave’s a right cunt!’
‘My cunt is veritably moist at this time good sir.’
‘I’m feeling a bit cunty today.’
‘The cuntitude of these people never ceases to astound me!’
I could go on…. "
Cuntitude!  I think I've found another favorite word |
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"Cunt is a very versatile word.
‘Dave’s a right cunt!’
‘My cunt is veritably moist at this time good sir.’
‘I’m feeling a bit cunty today.’
‘The cuntitude of these people never ceases to astound me!’
I could go on…. "
Cunt, do go on please |
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‘The situation we find ourselves in is admittedly somewhat cuntious…’ |
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‘Tarquin was bereft of friends as he was renowned for his cuntery.’ |
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"‘Tarquin was bereft of friends as he was renowned for his cuntery.’"
"Emperor, your Cuntificence has no equal". |
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Loads of fucking Cunts capital C IDST |
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May the cunt be with you, always |
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Well, I'll see you (all) next Tuesday. |
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Good cunting night everyone.
Thanks for cunt-sharing.
Maybe a cunt bump tomorrow.
Nick (that cunt) xxxx |
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By *olmaMan 3 weeks ago
Kettering |
Cuntstrewn - when a location is awash with...well...cunts |
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"I hate that fucking word "
Love it. Especially in bed. It just poured out of me in a dungeon last Sunday as I'm pounding someone strapped into submission. Two absolute cunts in a ball of sweaty cunty mess. In cuntish Town. |
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‘Don’t bother to speak to Burt; he’s a right cuntankerous wanker!’
‘Sally sat atop Fred and slid slowly down onto his cock before giving him a right good cunting.’ |
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Back in the seventies, written on the wall of a pub toilet in London.
Typhoo put the Tea in Britain.
But who put the cunt in Scunthorpe. |
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Sorry but I can’t sign up to the audacious profanity.
Absolute disgraceful, you should all be ashamed of yourself.
The mr |
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"Cuntish "
Is that because you are west of the Medway?
Otherwise you would be 'of cunt'. |
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"I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt.
Absolutely disgraceful, I should be ashamed of myself.
The mr "
Now then, there's really no need for that! |
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Did you know it’s the oldest word for female genitals in the English language? It goes all the way back to medieval times, at least.
All our best swear words are four-letter ones. A hard sound to start, a very definite beginning. A soft, rounded vowel. The ‘n’ as a bridge, and then another exploding, hard sound to finish. You know you’ve started and ended with a cunt. |
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What the fuck have I woken up to ?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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I like wearing this fragrance |
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In the words of Baldrick....
I have a cunting plan.... |
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"What the fuck have I woken up to ?! "
Cunt, maybe?
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"Did you know it’s the oldest word for female genitals in the English language? It goes all the way back to medieval times, at least.
All our best swear words are four-letter ones. A hard sound to start, a very definite beginning. A soft, rounded vowel. The ‘n’ as a bridge, and then another exploding, hard sound to finish. You know you’ve started and ended with a cunt. "
Its ability to satisfy far exceeds its often-perceived negativity, across all interpretations |
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By *oo..Woman 3 weeks ago
Boo's World |
"I hate that fucking word
Love it. Especially in bed. It just poured out of me in a dungeon last Sunday as I'm pounding someone strapped into submission. Two absolute cunts in a ball of sweaty cunty mess. In cuntish Town. "
That's a nice story |
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"I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt.
Absolutely disgraceful, I should be ashamed of myself.
The mr
Now then, there's really no need for that!"
Well played sir, well played. ( doff’s cap )
The mr |
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"What the fuck have I woken up to ?!
Cunt, maybe?
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Only my own  ... |
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I now have to refer to my cunt as ‘my cunt’ |
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"Did you know it’s the oldest word for female genitals in the English language? It goes all the way back to medieval times, at least.
All our best swear words are four-letter ones. A hard sound to start, a very definite beginning. A soft, rounded vowel. The ‘n’ as a bridge, and then another exploding, hard sound to finish. You know you’ve started and ended with a cunt. "
But..but... Prick is one of my favourites.
Maybe I'm a boring cunt but Im not a big fan of the word cunt |
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im with Boo, not my favourite word!
Prefer a good 'fuck' |
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"Do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?"
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"I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt.
Absolutely disgraceful, I should be ashamed of myself.
The mr
Now then, there's really no need for that!
Well played sir, well played. ( doff’s cap )
The mr "
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‘….And here comes Kane to take the penalty.
Ohhh no! He’s completely cunted it!’ |
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"‘….And here comes Kane to take the penalty.
Ohhh no! He’s completely cunted it!’ "
Jesus - I saw, heard, and felt all of that Sensual.
And the replay!
Brilliant |
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"‘….And here comes Kane to take the penalty.
Ohhh no! He’s completely cunted it!’
Jesus - I saw, heard, and felt all of that Sensual.
And the replay!
Brilliant "
The ball was last seen somewhere over Huddersfield prompting a spate of UFO reports.
It was as cunty as can be |
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"Scunthorpe "
Or affectionately known buy us Scunny haters Cunthorpe |
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It's gone quiet on here.
Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up? |
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"It's gone quiet on here.
Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up?"
Lube |
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"It's gone quiet on here.
Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up?
Lube "
Lube u 2 LB xx |
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"It's gone quiet on here.
Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up?
Lube
Lube u 2 LB xx "
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"It's gone quiet on here.
Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up?
Lube
Lube u 2 LB xx
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What’s 69% worse than man flu?
Cunt-aches |
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"What’s 69% worse than man flu?
Cunt-aches "
Did it just arrive? xxxx |
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"What’s 69% worse than man flu?
Cunt-aches
Did it just arrive? xxxx"
It did xxxx
The other one too |
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Cunt is a term of endearment in certain circles. |
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"Cunt is a term of endearment in certain circles. "
Nice location you have there - I was in Collioure late April.
Fuck me it's a bit nice !! |
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"What’s 69% worse than man flu?
Cunt-aches
Did it just arrive? xxxx
It did xxxx
The other one too "
Double Cunt Delight |
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"What’s 69% worse than man flu?
Cunt-aches "
I love it |
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"What’s 69% worse than man flu?
Cunt-aches
I love it "
She's been there...got all the t-shirts too xxxx |
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"What’s 69% worse than man flu?
Cunt-aches
I love it
She's been there...got all the t-shirts too xxxx"
Me too… my latest one says “I will not love you long time” |
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CUUUUUUUUUUNT
You know who you are |
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"CUUUUUUUUUUNT
You know who you are "
All the feels x |
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It's awfully cunting quiet around here. |
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Dear Welsh speakers.
How would you spell the number 102?
In Welsh, of course. Not English.
None of that "one hundred and two you twat Nick" sarcasm on my thread please . |
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I heard a new version of the
C u next Tuesday last week:
Can U Not Talk
I’ve used it several times since to berate a stupid person. |
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By *andyrod1Man 3 weeks ago
St Margaret's at Cliffe |
If you are going to be a cunt then be a good cunt! |
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I cant bring myself to say cont, I feel a bit of cint if I’m honest. |
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There's no I in team.
That's true sir, but there is a U in cunt. |
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"There's no I in team.
That's true sir, but there is a U in cunt."
I use this daily |
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"There's no I in team.
That's true sir, but there is a U in cunt.
I use this daily "
I'm jealous I rarely get the opportunity. |
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"There's no I in team.
That's true sir, but there is a U in cunt.
I use this daily
I'm jealous I rarely get the opportunity. "
Come work at my place… you’ll love it |
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Every day I see some plonker and say to myself ,' look at the state of that cunt' |
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"Cuntwomble if fem
Cockwomble if male "
Been too long since I said cockwomble
And I thank you now I have cuntwomble too!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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Cunt explain why but I do enjoy a late night tipple...sorry...nipple |
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I am a cunt, I revel in my cumtishness |
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Call myself a cunt when my hammer hits my thumb lol |
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Well, that was a bit of a cunt . |
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By *aizyWoman 2 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Well, that was a bit of a cunt ."
But you cunting got through it! |
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Cunt cunt cunt your a cunt, he's a cunt, she's a cunt, all cunts together in on cunty place, to put the all the cunts right in the world....
Mr |
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"Well, that was a bit of a cunt .
But you cunting got through it!"
I bet Daizy has an amazing tasting cunt |
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Well, that first half really wasn't a cunt, was it? |
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There's no I in TEAM but there's a U in CUNT..... |
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Nice location you have there - I was in Collioure late April.
Fuck me it's a bit nice !!"
I can't stand the place! It's a nightmare to park and there's too many folks all grumpily flip flopping around in the heat begrudgingly paying a fortune for an ice-cream and a cold beer. It at its best very early morning and through the winter. I take that back, it does have a certain charm. The picasso was taken off the walls in the bar though as it was worth more than the building it was housed in. |
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Nice location you have there - I was in Collioure late April.
Fuck me it's a bit nice !! I can't stand the place! It's a nightmare to park and there's too many folks all grumpily flip flopping around in the heat begrudgingly paying a fortune for an ice-cream and a cold beer. It at its best very early morning and through the winter. I take that back, it does have a certain charm. The picasso was taken off the walls in the bar though as it was worth more than the building it was housed in. "
"Early morning....Winter....and Picasso" are all I need . |
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It truly fills my heart with joy to see this thread cuntinuing
May the cunt be with you….always |
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I see you Sensual. I see you pmf.
For if I did not, what sort of cunt am I? |
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"I see you Sensual. I see you pmf.
For if I did not, what sort of cunt am I?"
S-tier Nicky s-tier
That's why I like you.
You're Ryu, Marshal Law and Raiden all rolled into one. |
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"I see you Sensual. I see you pmf.
For if I did not, what sort of cunt am I?
S-tier Nicky s-tier
That's why I like you.
You're Ryu, Marshal Law and Raiden all rolled into one."
Thank you Hans - I had a vague notion of the meaning there, but had to Google.
Praise indeed, and for what it's worth - I like you too, and your presence here . |
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"I see you Sensual. I see you pmf.
For if I did not, what sort of cunt am I?
S-tier Nicky s-tier
That's why I like you.
You're Ryu, Marshal Law and Raiden all rolled into one.
Thank you Hans - I had a vague notion of the meaning there, but had to Google.
Praise indeed, and for what it's worth - I like you too, and your presence here ."
You are very welcome and thank you. |
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It's been a bit cunting hot this week, hasn't it? |
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By *8on33Man 1 week ago
winfrith |
Theirs a social next week see you next Tuesday |
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"It's been a bit cunting hot this week, hasn't it?"
Certainly
Undressing
Nightly
To
Instigate
Naked
Groping..
dull and breezy with intermittent pissing rain here today |
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"It's been a bit cunting hot this week, hasn't it?"
The cunting heat has left chaffing on top of chaffing
Mr |
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I see you L8on, I see you Granny.
Thank you for bringing your cunt-offerings . |
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"It's been a bit cunting hot this week, hasn't it?
The cunting heat has left chaffing on top of chaffing
Mr"
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Cockwomblery - the act of cockwombling - also performing the role of cockwomble. |
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"Cockwomblery - the act of cockwombling - also performing the role of cockwomble. "
That's the perfect ratio - three variants of cockwomble = one application of cuntery. |
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"Cunty McCuntface"
I had Nicky McFuckFace as my username 6 months ago . |
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"Nigel farage "
Please - there are limits!!!
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"Nigel farage
Please - there are limits!!!
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Gives true cunts a bad name!! |
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I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today  |
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"Nigel farage
Please - there are limits!!!
Gives true cunts a bad name!! "
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"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today "
Chunty? |
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"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today
Chunty?"
Or possibly Cunthy? |
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"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today
Chunty?
Or possibly Cunthy? "
We're getting there, but they're both missing something...a drop of magick to bring it together...
Don't know what it is though... |
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"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today
Chunty?
Or possibly Cunthy? "
Thounds a bit too lithpy. |
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"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today
Chunty?
Or possibly Cunthy?
Thounds a bit too lithpy."
I was leaning towards "swuntering" for a nice elision of sweltering and cunty/ing...but it still doesn't quite cu(n)t it.... |
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Cunty bastard - the driver who cuts you up when riding a bike
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I remember reading an historical account of a suspected case of vampirism is Turkey.
How does this pertain to the thread?
Well, I’ll always remember the suspected culprits name: Cuntius |
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Two guys walking down the road....
"You know what, I was just thinking. You're a cunt. You've always been a cunt, and, more likely than not, you always will be a cunt.
In fact, if you entered a competition to find the world's biggest cunt YOU
would easily come 2nd."
"What? Why second?"
"Because you're a cunt!" |
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Cunt is the wife favourite word
As a cockney , it just sounds right when she says it |
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From the bottom of my heart, I thank you all for bringing your tales of cunt to the forum |
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I believe it was Nelson Mandela who said “no kid is born a cunt”
… or was that mother Theresa? |
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"I believe it was Nelson Mandela who said “no kid is born a cunt”
… or was that mother Theresa? "
Wasn't it Princess Cuntana, in that tunnel? |
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I just got my energy bill today.
First word out my lips
CUNTS ! |
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You can kick a man in the balls, but for a lady it's a cuntpunt!
Mr |
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Hell to the cunt YEAH!!
This thread may limp on, and be cunting closed!! |
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My beloved cunt, a true story, it was printed in an obituary in a newspaper. Should have been aunt not cunt. Lol |
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I know more cunts than i have fucked.lol |
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Thank you fellow cunters.
Can anyone tell me please - when will this cunt of a thread close? |
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"Thank you fellow cunters.
Can anyone tell me please - when will this cunt of a thread close?"
Long may this cunting continue say I |
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"Thank you fellow cunters.
Can anyone tell me please - when will this cunt of a thread close?
Long may this cunting continue say I "
- The baton may pass to you Sensual for "Cunthead Revisited" . |
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"Thank you fellow cunters.
Can anyone tell me please - when will this cunt of a thread close?
Long may this cunting continue say I
- The baton may pass to you Sensual for "Cunthead Revisited" ."
A glorious period drama and cunting combination - the BBC will be eager to adapt it I’m sure |
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That Kitty is Cuntastic.
Mm mm mmmmmmmmm lol |
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