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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards

I feel we've had to play too nice recently.

So at the risk of an enforced disappearance, perhaps forever - I give you, now, just "cunt".

There is no "in" or "out" on this thread.

There is only "cunt".

You may qualify your cunt with fuck, shit, arsebiscuits, or other terms.

But only non-sequiturs of expletives are invited.

For example, no "you're a cunt, or he's a cunt, or she's a cunt".

Just.....cunt.

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By *parkle1974Woman 24 weeks ago

Leeds

Cuntwomble if fem

Cockwomble if male

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

This is giving me a cunt-ache

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"This is giving me a cunt-ache "

Twice, it would appear

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By *ickie76XXXMan 24 weeks ago

dartford

Cuntish

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Twatwaffle. I can’t say it yet because you know… I like being here

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago


"This is giving me a cunt-ache

Twice, it would appear "

My fingers couldn’t keep up with my brain, and omitted a compulsory word.

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By *oo..Woman 24 weeks ago

Boo's World

I hate that fucking word

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By *hoirCouple 24 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Wankstained cuntsicle

P

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Cunty McCuntybollocks reporting for duty

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"This is giving me a cunt-ache

Twice, it would appear

My fingers couldn’t keep up with my brain, and omitted a compulsory word. "

It's a cunt when that happens.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago


"I hate that fucking word "

Cunty cunt cunt cunt

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By *ickie76XXXMan 24 weeks ago

dartford


"This is giving me a cunt-ache

Twice, it would appear

My fingers couldn’t keep up with my brain, and omitted a compulsory word. "

Double cunt

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I hate that fucking word "

It does nothing for me .

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Twatwaffle. I can’t say it yet because you know… I like being here "

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards

Top cunting so far everyone .

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By *aM 689Man 24 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too ..

Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing

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By *till gameMan 24 weeks ago

two doors down

Cocky cunt

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too ..

Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing "

Now now - we are avoiding the attribution of cuntishness.

We are merely enjoying the sound of cunt, around other expletives.

Even though you're right .

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Steady on there, chaps.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Cunty bollocks

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Steady on there, chaps. "

Davina is right.

FAB Mods do need to protect people, so use your "cunts" wisely, as it were.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Cunty bollocks "

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By *till gameMan 24 weeks ago

two doors down


"There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too ..

Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing "

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By *parkle1974Woman 24 weeks ago

Leeds


"There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too ..

Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing "

It's a term of endearment back home

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By *ildmanYorksMan 24 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Oh we're so pretty

Oh so pretty

We're vay cunt!

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By *till gameMan 24 weeks ago

two doors down


"There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too ..

Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing

It's a term of endearment back home "

Aye , example. You know John fae doon the road , he’s a good wee cunt

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Oh we're so pretty

Oh so pretty

We're vay cunt!

"

I see what you did there

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By *tormyIsHornyMan 24 weeks ago

Torbay

Mike hunt

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Cunt kebab the other pink meat

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Cunt waffle

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Cunt kebab the other pink meat "

Is that Picasso, or Pollock?

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago


"Cunt kebab the other pink meat

Is that Picasso, or Pollock?"

It’s so beautifully designed it can only be a Picasso masterpiece. Twisted, eroticism included.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Cunt kebab the other pink meat

Is that Picasso, or Pollock?

It’s so beautifully designed it can only be a Picasso masterpiece. Twisted, eroticism included. "

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I quite like the 14th Century slang. Corner.

Corner could be due a revival.

.

Show me your corner.

Let’s see your corner.

Spread your corner for me.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman 24 weeks ago

your head

Cunty McCuntFace

Alright Cunt

Love you Cunt

My favorite word, it's used for everything

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Nope. Now I’ve written ‘corner’ too many times and it looks weird.

Back to cunt, then.

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By *aM 689Man 24 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"Nope. Now I’ve written ‘corner’ too many times and it looks weird.

Back to cunt, then."

You made a corner of that mate

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By *ensuallover1000Man 24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cunt is a very versatile word.

‘Dave’s a right cunt!’

‘My cunt is veritably moist at this time good sir.’

‘I’m feeling a bit cunty today.’

‘The cuntitude of these people never ceases to astound me!’

I could go on….

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman 24 weeks ago

your head


"Cunt is a very versatile word.

‘Dave’s a right cunt!’

‘My cunt is veritably moist at this time good sir.’

‘I’m feeling a bit cunty today.’

‘The cuntitude of these people never ceases to astound me!’

I could go on…. "

Cuntitude! I think I've found another favorite word

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago


"Cunt is a very versatile word.

‘Dave’s a right cunt!’

‘My cunt is veritably moist at this time good sir.’

‘I’m feeling a bit cunty today.’

‘The cuntitude of these people never ceases to astound me!’

I could go on…. "

Cunt, do go on please

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By *ensuallover1000Man 24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘The situation we find ourselves in is admittedly somewhat cuntious…’

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By *ensuallover1000Man 24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Tarquin was bereft of friends as he was renowned for his cuntery.’

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"‘Tarquin was bereft of friends as he was renowned for his cuntery.’"

"Emperor, your Cuntificence has no equal".

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By *ros_808Man 24 weeks ago

Teesside

Loads of fucking Cunts capital C IDST

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By *itnakedladMan 24 weeks ago

London Bridge

May the cunt be with you, always

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By *orksRockerMan 24 weeks ago

Bradford

Well, I'll see you (all) next Tuesday.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards

Good cunting night everyone.

Thanks for cunt-sharing.

Maybe a cunt bump tomorrow.

Nick (that cunt) xxxx

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By *olmaMan 24 weeks ago

Kettering

Cuntstrewn - when a location is awash with...well...cunts

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By *amieLDN22Man 24 weeks ago

London


"I hate that fucking word "

Love it. Especially in bed. It just poured out of me in a dungeon last Sunday as I'm pounding someone strapped into submission. Two absolute cunts in a ball of sweaty cunty mess. In cuntish Town.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Don’t bother to speak to Burt; he’s a right cuntankerous wanker!’

‘Sally sat atop Fred and slid slowly down onto his cock before giving him a right good cunting.’

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Manchester

Back in the seventies, written on the wall of a pub toilet in London.

Typhoo put the Tea in Britain.

But who put the cunt in Scunthorpe.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Got rid of a cunt today

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 24 weeks ago

Norwich


"Got rid of a cunt today "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 24 weeks ago

Leeds

Sorry but I can’t sign up to the audacious profanity.

Absolute disgraceful, you should all be ashamed of yourself.

The mr

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By *ornucopiaMan 24 weeks ago

Bexley


"Cuntish "

Is that because you are west of the Medway?

Otherwise you would be 'of cunt'.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt.

Absolutely disgraceful, I should be ashamed of myself.

The mr "

Now then, there's really no need for that!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Did you know it’s the oldest word for female genitals in the English language? It goes all the way back to medieval times, at least.

All our best swear words are four-letter ones. A hard sound to start, a very definite beginning. A soft, rounded vowel. The ‘n’ as a bridge, and then another exploding, hard sound to finish. You know you’ve started and ended with a cunt.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 24 weeks ago

Southampton

What the fuck have I woken up to ?!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 24 weeks ago

Essex

Cunting hump day.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

I like wearing this fragrance

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

In the words of Baldrick....

I have a cunting plan....

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"What the fuck have I woken up to ?! "

Cunt, maybe?

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Did you know it’s the oldest word for female genitals in the English language? It goes all the way back to medieval times, at least.

All our best swear words are four-letter ones. A hard sound to start, a very definite beginning. A soft, rounded vowel. The ‘n’ as a bridge, and then another exploding, hard sound to finish. You know you’ve started and ended with a cunt. "

Its ability to satisfy far exceeds its often-perceived negativity, across all interpretations

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By *oo..Woman 24 weeks ago

Boo's World


"I hate that fucking word

Love it. Especially in bed. It just poured out of me in a dungeon last Sunday as I'm pounding someone strapped into submission. Two absolute cunts in a ball of sweaty cunty mess. In cuntish Town. "

That's a nice story

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 24 weeks ago

Leeds


"I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt.

Absolutely disgraceful, I should be ashamed of myself.

The mr

Now then, there's really no need for that!"

Well played sir, well played. ( doff’s cap )

The mr

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 24 weeks ago

Southampton


"What the fuck have I woken up to ?!

Cunt, maybe?

"

Only my own ...

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By *aren_nylonsWoman 24 weeks ago

Great Dunmow

I now have to refer to my cunt as ‘my cunt’

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By *illy IdolMan 24 weeks ago

Midlands


"Did you know it’s the oldest word for female genitals in the English language? It goes all the way back to medieval times, at least.

All our best swear words are four-letter ones. A hard sound to start, a very definite beginning. A soft, rounded vowel. The ‘n’ as a bridge, and then another exploding, hard sound to finish. You know you’ve started and ended with a cunt. "

But..but... Prick is one of my favourites.

Maybe I'm a boring cunt but Im not a big fan of the word cunt

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By *ros_808Man 24 weeks ago

Teesside

Fucking Ford Puma daft CUUUUNT

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By *ot to giggleWoman 24 weeks ago

Coventry

im with Boo, not my favourite word!

Prefer a good 'fuck'

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By *ildmanYorksMan 24 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?"

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt.

Absolutely disgraceful, I should be ashamed of myself.

The mr

Now then, there's really no need for that!

Well played sir, well played. ( doff’s cap )

The mr "

.....

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By *ensuallover1000Man 24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘….And here comes Kane to take the penalty.

Ohhh no! He’s completely cunted it!’

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"‘….And here comes Kane to take the penalty.

Ohhh no! He’s completely cunted it!’ "

Jesus - I saw, heard, and felt all of that Sensual.

And the replay!

Brilliant

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By *rBobbMan 24 weeks ago

Birmingham

Hoofwankingbunglecunt

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By *ensuallover1000Man 24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"‘….And here comes Kane to take the penalty.

Ohhh no! He’s completely cunted it!’

Jesus - I saw, heard, and felt all of that Sensual.

And the replay!

Brilliant "

The ball was last seen somewhere over Huddersfield prompting a spate of UFO reports.

It was as cunty as can be

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By *bi HaiveMan 24 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Scunthorpe

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Scunthorpe "

Or affectionately known buy us Scunny haters Cunthorpe

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards

It's gone quiet on here.

Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"It's gone quiet on here.

Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up?"

Lube

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It's gone quiet on here.

Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up?

Lube "

Lube u 2 LB xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"It's gone quiet on here.

Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up?

Lube

Lube u 2 LB xx "

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It's gone quiet on here.

Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up?

Lube

Lube u 2 LB xx

"

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By *onnyGibbMan 24 weeks ago

Peterborough

Cuntymints!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

C U Next Thread.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

What’s 69% worse than man flu?

Cunt-aches

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"What’s 69% worse than man flu?

Cunt-aches "

Did it just arrive? xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago


"What’s 69% worse than man flu?

Cunt-aches

Did it just arrive? xxxx"

It did xxxx

The other one too

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By *lint-EverhardMan 24 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

Cunt is a term of endearment in certain circles.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Cunt is a term of endearment in certain circles. "

Nice location you have there - I was in Collioure late April.

Fuck me it's a bit nice !!

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"What’s 69% worse than man flu?

Cunt-aches

Did it just arrive? xxxx

It did xxxx

The other one too "

Double Cunt Delight

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"What’s 69% worse than man flu?

Cunt-aches "

I love it

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"What’s 69% worse than man flu?

Cunt-aches

I love it "

She's been there...got all the t-shirts too xxxx

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"What’s 69% worse than man flu?

Cunt-aches

I love it

She's been there...got all the t-shirts too xxxx"

Me too… my latest one says “I will not love you long time”

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By *ndtheswingersMan 24 weeks ago

colchester

CUUUUUUUUUUNT

You know who you are

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"CUUUUUUUUUUNT

You know who you are "

All the feels x

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards

It's awfully cunting quiet around here.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 24 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Potty mouth.

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By *teveanddebsCouple 24 weeks ago

Norwich

Cockwombling thundercunt

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 24 weeks ago

St Leonards

Dear Welsh speakers.

How would you spell the number 102?

In Welsh, of course. Not English.

None of that "one hundred and two you twat Nick" sarcasm on my thread please .

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By *onestjohn1962Man 24 weeks ago

Sheffield

I heard a new version of the

C u next Tuesday last week:

Can U Not Talk

I’ve used it several times since to berate a stupid person.

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By *andyrod1Man 24 weeks ago

St Margaret's at Cliffe

If you are going to be a cunt then be a good cunt!

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By *iddlesticksMan 24 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I cant bring myself to say cont, I feel a bit of cint if I’m honest.

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By *ansoffateMan 24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

There's no I in team.

That's true sir, but there is a U in cunt.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"There's no I in team.

That's true sir, but there is a U in cunt."

I use this daily

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By *ansoffateMan 24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"There's no I in team.

That's true sir, but there is a U in cunt.

I use this daily "

I'm jealous I rarely get the opportunity.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"There's no I in team.

That's true sir, but there is a U in cunt.

I use this daily

I'm jealous I rarely get the opportunity. "

Come work at my place… you’ll love it

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By *erkshire8299Man 24 weeks ago

slough

Every day I see some plonker and say to myself ,' look at the state of that cunt'

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By *ngel-ishWoman 24 weeks ago

Colchester


"Cuntwomble if fem

Cockwomble if male "

Been too long since I said cockwomble

And I thank you now I have cuntwomble too!!

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Cunt explain why but I do enjoy a late night tipple...sorry...nipple

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By *gent CoulsonMan 24 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I am a cunt, I revel in my cumtishness

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By *hippy57Man 24 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Call myself a cunt when my hammer hits my thumb lol

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By *uke OzadeMan 24 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Cunt ^

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 23 weeks ago

St Leonards

Well, that was a bit of a cunt .

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By *aizyWoman 23 weeks ago

west midlands


"Well, that was a bit of a cunt ."

But you cunting got through it!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 23 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Cunt cunt cunt your a cunt, he's a cunt, she's a cunt, all cunts together in on cunty place, to put the all the cunts right in the world....

Mr

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By *immyinreadingMan 23 weeks ago

henley on thames

… oh for the love of cunt!

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By *inkyRebelMan 23 weeks ago

Swindon

Oh piss flaps!

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By *ife NinjaMan 23 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Well, that was a bit of a cunt .

But you cunting got through it!"

I bet Daizy has an amazing tasting cunt

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 23 weeks ago

St Leonards

Well, that first half really wasn't a cunt, was it?

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By *ewSkiboo1892Man 23 weeks ago

Belfast

There's no I in TEAM but there's a U in CUNT.....

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By *igboro01Man 23 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Shit cunt

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By *lint-EverhardMan 23 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap


"

Nice location you have there - I was in Collioure late April.

Fuck me it's a bit nice !!"

I can't stand the place! It's a nightmare to park and there's too many folks all grumpily flip flopping around in the heat begrudgingly paying a fortune for an ice-cream and a cold beer. It at its best very early morning and through the winter. I take that back, it does have a certain charm. The picasso was taken off the walls in the bar though as it was worth more than the building it was housed in.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 23 weeks ago

St Leonards


"

Nice location you have there - I was in Collioure late April.

Fuck me it's a bit nice !! I can't stand the place! It's a nightmare to park and there's too many folks all grumpily flip flopping around in the heat begrudgingly paying a fortune for an ice-cream and a cold beer. It at its best very early morning and through the winter. I take that back, it does have a certain charm. The picasso was taken off the walls in the bar though as it was worth more than the building it was housed in. "

"Early morning....Winter....and Picasso" are all I need .

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By *ensuallover1000Man 23 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It truly fills my heart with joy to see this thread cuntinuing

May the cunt be with you….always

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By *mf123Man 23 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

King cnut

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 23 weeks ago

St Leonards

I see you Sensual. I see you pmf.

For if I did not, what sort of cunt am I?

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By *ansoffateMan 23 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I see you Sensual. I see you pmf.

For if I did not, what sort of cunt am I?"

S-tier Nicky s-tier

That's why I like you.

You're Ryu, Marshal Law and Raiden all rolled into one.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 23 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I see you Sensual. I see you pmf.

For if I did not, what sort of cunt am I?

S-tier Nicky s-tier

That's why I like you.

You're Ryu, Marshal Law and Raiden all rolled into one."

Thank you Hans - I had a vague notion of the meaning there, but had to Google.

Praise indeed, and for what it's worth - I like you too, and your presence here .

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

Oh.

Did somebody whisper cunt

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By *ansoffateMan 23 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I see you Sensual. I see you pmf.

For if I did not, what sort of cunt am I?

S-tier Nicky s-tier

That's why I like you.

You're Ryu, Marshal Law and Raiden all rolled into one.

Thank you Hans - I had a vague notion of the meaning there, but had to Google.

Praise indeed, and for what it's worth - I like you too, and your presence here ."

You are very welcome and thank you.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards

It's been a bit cunting hot this week, hasn't it?

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By *8on33Man 22 weeks ago

winfrith

Theirs a social next week see you next Tuesday

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"It's been a bit cunting hot this week, hasn't it?"

Certainly

Undressing

Nightly

To

Instigate

Naked

Groping..

dull and breezy with intermittent pissing rain here today

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 22 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"It's been a bit cunting hot this week, hasn't it?"

The cunting heat has left chaffing on top of chaffing

Mr

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards

I see you L8on, I see you Granny.

Thank you for bringing your cunt-offerings .

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It's been a bit cunting hot this week, hasn't it?

The cunting heat has left chaffing on top of chaffing

Mr"

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By *ymbuddy48Man 22 weeks ago

newbridge

Cuntable day

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

Fucking cunt features

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards

Thank you fellow cunters xx

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By *odgerMooreMan 22 weeks ago

Carlisle

Cockwomblery - the act of cockwombling - also performing the role of cockwomble.

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By *r_GreyscaleMan 22 weeks ago

North Hertfordshire

Cunty McCuntface

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Cockwomblery - the act of cockwombling - also performing the role of cockwomble. "

That's the perfect ratio - three variants of cockwomble = one application of cuntery.

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By *d4fun73Man 22 weeks ago

Shipley

Nigel farage

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Cunty McCuntface"

I had Nicky McFuckFace as my username 6 months ago .

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Nigel farage "

Please - there are limits!!!

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago


"Nigel farage

Please - there are limits!!!

"

Gives true cunts a bad name!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Nigel farage

Please - there are limits!!!

Gives true cunts a bad name!! "

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today "

Chunty?

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By *ensuallover1000Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today

Chunty?"

Or possibly Cunthy?

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today

Chunty?

Or possibly Cunthy? "

We're getting there, but they're both missing something...a drop of magick to bring it together...

Don't know what it is though...

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By *ornucopiaMan 22 weeks ago

Bexley


"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today

Chunty?

Or possibly Cunthy? "

Thounds a bit too lithpy.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today

Chunty?

Or possibly Cunthy?

Thounds a bit too lithpy."

I was leaning towards "swuntering" for a nice elision of sweltering and cunty/ing...but it still doesn't quite cu(n)t it....

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 22 weeks ago

Markfield

Cunce

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By *ripfillMan 22 weeks ago

havant

Cunty bastard - the driver who cuts you up when riding a bike

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By *ensuallover1000Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I remember reading an historical account of a suspected case of vampirism is Turkey.

How does this pertain to the thread?

Well, I’ll always remember the suspected culprits name: Cuntius

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By *cotsguyyMan 22 weeks ago

Belfast

Two guys walking down the road....

"You know what, I was just thinking. You're a cunt. You've always been a cunt, and, more likely than not, you always will be a cunt.

In fact, if you entered a competition to find the world's biggest cunt YOU

would easily come 2nd."

"What? Why second?"

"Because you're a cunt!"

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple 22 weeks ago

Stockport

Cunt is the wife favourite word

As a cockney , it just sounds right when she says it

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards

From the bottom of my heart, I thank you all for bringing your tales of cunt to the forum

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By *immyinreadingMan 22 weeks ago

henley on thames

I believe it was Nelson Mandela who said “no kid is born a cunt”

… or was that mother Theresa?

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By *Silver-Man 22 weeks ago

Mold

Crass

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I believe it was Nelson Mandela who said “no kid is born a cunt”

… or was that mother Theresa? "

Wasn't it Princess Cuntana, in that tunnel?

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Crass"

Thank you

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By *till gameMan 22 weeks ago

two doors down

I just got my energy bill today.

First word out my lips

CUNTS !

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By *aste-the-RainbowCouple 22 weeks ago

Worthing

You can kick a man in the balls, but for a lady it's a cuntpunt!

Mr

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards

Hell to the cunt YEAH!!

This thread may limp on, and be cunting closed!!

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By *alldarkandharmlessMan 22 weeks ago

Ross on Wye

My beloved cunt, a true story, it was printed in an obituary in a newspaper. Should have been aunt not cunt. Lol

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By *ere for you11Man 22 weeks ago

consett

I know more cunts than i have fucked.lol

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards

Thank you fellow cunters.

Can anyone tell me please - when will this cunt of a thread close?

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By *ensuallover1000Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Thank you fellow cunters.

Can anyone tell me please - when will this cunt of a thread close?"

Long may this cunting continue say I

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 22 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Thank you fellow cunters.

Can anyone tell me please - when will this cunt of a thread close?

Long may this cunting continue say I "

- The baton may pass to you Sensual for "Cunthead Revisited" .

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By *ensuallover1000Man 22 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Thank you fellow cunters.

Can anyone tell me please - when will this cunt of a thread close?

Long may this cunting continue say I

- The baton may pass to you Sensual for "Cunthead Revisited" ."

A glorious period drama and cunting combination - the BBC will be eager to adapt it I’m sure

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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago

That Kitty is Cuntastic.

Mm mm mmmmmmmmm lol

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