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The Wheel Of Fucky Fortune Returns
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You all remember how to play, right?
No? Oh well, ok then: Simply say that you’re in before waiting for the thread to fill up a bit.
Next, with your eyes closed and with this thread open, place your finger on your phone screen and start whisking up and down a few times.
Now, stop the scrolling by tapping your finger on the screen…
Finally, open your eyes and whoever you’ve landed on (from their post on this thread) you are destined to engage in sweaty, carnal relations with.
It couldn’t be simpler  Sex is guaranteed by gum!
Don’t forget to reveal your future fuck so we can all have a good old nosey.
As Cupid, I sadly cannot participate so if you land on me, you will be copulating with whoever is directly below me.
Got it?
Good luck my fine people and may fortuity shine upon thy wanton genitalia | |||
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"As Cupid, I sadly cannot participate so if you land on me, you will be copulating with whoever is directly below me." I landed on you. | |||
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"Shit! I landed on myself! I did myself earlier." Saddle up, JW | |||
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"I landed on me! What are the chances." I'd have guessed that. Have you kissed yourself yet ? | |||
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"I landed on me! What are the chances." It’s a fix!  | |||
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"I landed on me! What are the chances." I landed on you but can't message so obviously it wasn't meant to be | |||
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"Oh yes: By the way, for all of you landing on yourselves: Have a free wank on me and then spin again. It’s win-win all the way with Cupid "Um…don’t actually wank on me though…that’s kind of messy | |||
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"I landed on me! What are the chances. It’s a fix! "Mr wick I landed on you  | |||
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"Woohoo, I got Granny Crumpet. The future sure looks interesting "Too right! It'll be the threesome scene from 'I'll give it a year' ! | |||
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"In" I got you hahahah I think we joined at the same time that’s why xx | |||
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"I landed on me! What are the chances. It’s a fix!
Mr wick I landed on you "Winner winner.  | |||
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"I got Mr. Rickshawed. " • ...and I forgot to say "in". | |||
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"I landed on me! What are the chances. It’s a fix!
Mr wick I landed on you
Winner winner. "Chicken dinner | |||
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"Have landed on Miss Bella - now that's a nice thought! "I'm rather fond of that thought too | |||
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"I landed on Grannny. " Where is the smiley emoji ? | |||
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"Oh yes: By the way, for all of you landing on yourselves: Have a free wank on me and then spin again. It’s win-win all the way with Cupid "How many spins do we get? I've just landed on you OP | |||
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"I landed on me! What are the chances. It’s a fix!
Mr wick I landed on you
Winner winner.
Chicken dinner "Unless it's a blow job - that's dickin' chinner... | |||
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"I landed on me! What are the chances. It’s a fix!
Mr wick I landed on you
Winner winner.
Chicken dinner
Unless it's a blow job - that's dickin' chinner..."Sounds hot, I'm in | |||
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"I landed with Bella and Granny in my face "• That's a Bellanny. | |||
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"I landed on Grannny. Where is the smiley emoji ?"   | |||
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"Love it, so in!" I landed on you guys  | |||
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"I’m in but I reckon I’ll have to be in about 24 times to stand a chance "Landed on you this time. | |||
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"As Cupid, I sadly cannot participate so if you land on me, you will be copulating with whoever is directly below me. I landed on you." Just Pete, incoming | |||
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"Woohoo, I got Granny Crumpet. The future sure looks interesting
Too right! It'll be the threesome scene from 'I'll give it a year' !"Sadly I've never seen that film. I'll just imagine it's a really sexy, stylish scene, where everyone's really cool, and take it as a compliment | |||
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"Woohoo, I got Granny Crumpet. The future sure looks interesting
Too right! It'll be the threesome scene from 'I'll give it a year' !
Sadly I've never seen that film. I'll just imagine it's a really sexy, stylish scene, where everyone's really cool, and take it as a compliment "Uhmmmmmm nope | |||
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"I did it twice, I landed on Granny both times, its fate!" I'm doing well Daizy .... get in line | |||
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"Trust me to land on a ‘bloke’ " Was it me ? | |||
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"Trust me to land on a ‘bloke’ Was it me ?" You’ve had a shave so no | |||
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"Trust me to land on a ‘bloke’ " When you say 'bloke'...? | |||
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"Trust me to land on a ‘bloke’ Was it me ? You’ve had a shave so no "Oh, that's me out, too. | |||
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"I did it twice, I landed on Granny both times, its fate! I'm doing well Daizy .... get in line "I hate queuing, its why I haven't joined the queue thread!  | |||
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"I did it twice, I landed on Granny both times, its fate! I'm doing well Daizy .... get in line
I hate queuing, its why I haven't joined the queue thread! "It'll have to be a piley on then ! | |||
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"We genuinely landed on Belladonna What a win "If the wheel says it, it’s written in stone. | |||
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"I got Mr. Rickshawed. " Just give me a minute to put a pink ribbon on him and tie a bow and I'll send him down to you | |||
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"We genuinely landed on Belladonna What a win
If the wheel says it, it’s written in stone. "Well you know what they say.... disobey the wheel at your peril | |||
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"I landed with Bella and Granny in my face "I'm happy with that or did you mean belladonna. In which case can I watch? | |||
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"This would be more fun if it wasent a sausage fest in here lol " Who you callin a sausage?! | |||
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"This would be more fun if it wasent a sausage fest in here lol " I'm not complaining... | |||
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"This would be more fun if it wasent a Daizy fest in here lol Who you callin a sausage?! "Better? | |||
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"This would be more fun if it wasent a sausage fest in here lol " Sorry, I can tuck it away if it helps? | |||
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"Have landed on Miss Bella - now that's a nice thought!
I'm rather fond of that thought too "Get the kettle on, We're on our way! x | |||
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"I landed with Bella and Granny in my face
I'm happy with that or did you mean belladonna. In which case can I watch? "Haha. Perve. | |||
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"This would be more fun if it wasent a Daizy fest in here lol Who you callin a sausage?!
Better?"Not really Davina, not sure if I like my name being used as a nickname for a penis! | |||
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"This would be more fun if it wasent a Daizy fest in here lol Who you callin a sausage?!
Better?
Not really Davina, not sure if I like my name being used as a nickname for a penis!"Narrator - Woody shrugs… | |||
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"This would be more fun if it wasent a Daizy fest in here lol Who you callin a sausage?!
Better?
Not really Davina, not sure if I like my name being used as a nickname for a penis!
Narrator - Woody shrugs…" | |||
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"I landed on _weet and spice "Guess that can only mean one thing! | |||
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"I landed on Sweet and Spice" Scratch that, now it means 2 things | |||
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"I landed with Bella and Granny in my face
I'm happy with that or did you mean belladonna. In which case can I watch? " | |||
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"I landed on _weet and spice
Guess that can only mean one thing!"It can only be a good thing | |||
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"This would be more fun if it wasent a Daizy fest in here lol Who you callin a sausage?!
Better?
Not really Davina, not sure if I like my name being used as a nickname for a penis!"Hmmm, presumably I didn't think that through - I was imagining turning it into a 'it's all about Daizy' thread, not making your name a synonym for a zub... ...must try harder. | |||
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"Last spin for me, and landed on Nell. "Fluttery eyelashes and blushes galore... | |||
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"Last spin for me, and landed on Nell.
Fluttery eyelashes and blushes galore..."Can we skip the chips and go straight for a fumble? | |||
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"Last spin for me, and landed on Nell.
Fluttery eyelashes and blushes galore...
Can we skip the chips and go straight for a fumble? "Yes, but we're leaving the bench and moving to the long grass | |||
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"Last spin for me, and landed on Nell.
Fluttery eyelashes and blushes galore...
Can we skip the chips and go straight for a fumble?
Yes, but we're leaving the bench and moving to the long grass"I was thinking a more comfortable fumbling surface. The grass may tickle us. I wouldn’t want your delicate, soft skin irritated. | |||
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"And I’m back in the room! What did I miss? *looks around, sees Davina grinning* " | |||
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"2nd go was Rickshawed.... this is turning out so well "Do you mind queueing behind Granny and Nero? I'm not sure the bed's big enough for everyone at once.. | |||
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"Oh yes: By the way, for all of you landing on yourselves: Have a free wank on me and then spin again. It’s win-win all the way with Cupid
How many spins do we get? I've just landed on you OP "That’s the best bit; you can spin as many times as you so desire for multiple liaisons of a licentious nature | |||
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" Narrator - Woody shrugs…" Landed on woody and his narrator | |||
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"2nd go was Rickshawed.... this is turning out so well
Do you mind queueing behind Granny and Nero? I'm not sure the bed's big enough for everyone at once.."Happy to bring a larger bed if it helps | |||
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"Happy to bring a larger bed if it helps "This is the sort of proactive, problem-solving attitude I can get behind. | |||
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"This would be more fun if it wasent a Daizy fest in here lol Who you callin a sausage?!
Better?
Not really Davina, not sure if I like my name being used as a nickname for a penis!
Hmmm, presumably I didn't think that through - I was imagining turning it into a 'it's all about Daizy' thread, not making your name a synonym for a zub...
...must try harder. "Yeah, lets go with neither of those options, I do like zub tho, not heard that before! | |||
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"Had 2 goes.. First one Nell Gwynn Second Miss Bella " Please wear your _inosaur pants as outerwear when we go for chips and a fumble | |||
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"This would be more fun if it wasent a Daizy fest in here lol Who you callin a sausage?!
Better?
Not really Davina, not sure if I like my name being used as a nickname for a penis!
Hmmm, presumably I didn't think that through - I was imagining turning it into a 'it's all about Daizy' thread, not making your name a synonym for a zub...
...must try harder.
Yeah, lets go with neither of those options, I do like zub tho, not heard that before!"You like it? It's yours! Erm... | |||
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"Woohoo, I got Granny Crumpet. The future sure looks interesting
Too right! It'll be the threesome scene from 'I'll give it a year' !
Sadly I've never seen that film. I'll just imagine it's a really sexy, stylish scene, where everyone's really cool, and take it as a compliment
Uhmmmmmm nope "Granny crumpet it is | |||
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"Had 2 goes.. First one Nell Gwynn Second Miss Bella Please wear your _inosaur pants as outerwear when we go for chips and a fumble "You got it | |||
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" Narrator - Woody shrugs… Landed on woody and his narrator "Hell yeh!!!! Narrator - ^what he said. | |||
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"Had 2 goes.. First one Nell Gwynn Second Miss Bella " Hello | |||
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" Narrator - Woody shrugs… Landed on woody and his narrator
Hell yeh!!!!
Narrator - ^what he said. " | |||
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"I landed on TheBellaDonna Xx"I’d quite like her to land on me sometime. | |||
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"I’d quite like her to land on me sometime." Ooops. I typed that out loud didn’t I? | |||
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"Had 2 goes.. First one Nell Gwynn Second Miss Bella Hello "Hiiiii | |||
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"I did it twice, I landed on Granny both times, its fate! I'm doing well Daizy .... get in line "Lucky you Granny crumpet | |||
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"I landed on TheBellaDonna
Xx"I see you with your crotchless knickers | |||
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"Davinia I got you "Yay! I win! Woot! | |||
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"Davinia I got you "I hope Deepest, Darkest Peru is fairly close to Transsexual Transylvania | |||
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"We genuinely landed on Belladonna What a win
If the wheel says it, it’s written in stone. "Hello xx | |||
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"Davinia I got you
I hope Deepest, Darkest Peru is fairly close to Transsexual Transylvania "I think we could be neighbours | |||
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"This would be more fun if it wasent a sausage fest in here lol Sorry, I can tuck it away if it helps? "Couldn't be happier with where my finger landed landed on Bella struggling to hide her massive dick. keep it tucked away please | |||
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"Davinia I got you
I hope Deepest, Darkest Peru is fairly close to Transsexual Transylvania
I think we could be neighbours "Well isn't that perfectly convenient? | |||
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"This would be more fun if it wasent a sausage fest in here lol Sorry, I can tuck it away if it helps?
Couldn't be happier with where my finger landed landed on Bella struggling to hide her massive dick. keep it tucked away please "I'm not bragging but it's a mahoosive wang | |||
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"I’d quite like her to land on me sometime. Ooops. I typed that out loud didn’t I?" | |||
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"This would be more fun if it wasent a sausage fest in here lol Sorry, I can tuck it away if it helps?
Couldn't be happier with where my finger landed landed on Bella struggling to hide her massive dick. keep it tucked away please
I'm not bragging but it's a mahoosive wang "You're totally bragging! | |||
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"Just landed on Daizy. Tbf she was every other comment though" You really are a willy, Willy! | |||
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"This is how I decide who I’m fucking anyway…." Pick me instead | |||
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"This is how I decide who I’m fucking anyway…." So... random fucking is fucking random? Why do I even bother to curate a personal hotlist, I should just do this. | |||
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"This is how I decide who I’m fucking anyway…. So... random fucking is fucking random? Why do I even bother to curate a personal hotlist, I should just do this. "We picked out a guy using random number generator once out of all messages. Kinda fun | |||
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"This is how I decide who I’m fucking anyway…." Are you still scrolling? | |||
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"This is how I decide who I’m fucking anyway…. Are you still scrolling?" Just packing a bag…. Transylvania here I come | |||
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"This is how I decide who I’m fucking anyway…. Are you still scrolling? Just packing a bag…. Transylvania here I come " | |||
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"Erm... but zat's vere *I* am! "Get the absinthe open sweetheart x | |||
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"Erm... but zat's vere *I* am!
Get the absinthe open sweetheart x"1 x absinthe, 2 glasses, and my best strapon for the lady with excellent taste in the undead! | |||
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"I landed on TheBellaDonna
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I see you with your crotchless knickers "Mmm all for you now, Bella xx | |||
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"Woohoo, I got Granny Crumpet. The future sure looks interesting "Hello Rickshawed | |||
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"We're in "FUUUCCK Mee you’re misses is unbelievable | |||
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"I'm coming in late and full speed. Lube up Rickshawed, Davina, and Woody ."Oh all riiiight | |||
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"We're in
FUUUCCK Mee you’re misses is unbelievable "thank you kind sir | |||
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"We genuinely landed on Belladonna What a win
If the wheel says it, it’s written in stone.
Haha yeah I gave it a spin and landed here. I think Bella is just greedy " | |||
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"I'm coming in late and full speed. Lube up Rickshawed, Davina, and Woody .
Oh all riiiight " It's like your own private gangbang on this thread Davina xxx | |||
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"I'm coming in late and full speed. Lube up Rickshawed, Davina, and Woody .
Oh all riiiight
It's like your own private gangbang on this thread Davina xxx "Tell me about it! Wish real life was this full of rumpy-pumpy! | |||
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"I'm coming in late and full speed. Lube up Rickshawed, Davina, and Woody .
Oh all riiiight
It's like your own private gangbang on this thread Davina xxx
Tell me about it! Wish real life was this full of rumpy-pumpy! "Whaaaattt? It's Pride Month - you won't be able to walk until October xxx | |||
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"I’ve finally had a spin and got Daizy. Cocktails darling? " Line em up, LB! | |||
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"I've just done my 3 final spins of the evening and landed on Misty, Willy, and The OP, although he claims to not be in *chinny reckon*" I haven’t heard chinny reckon forever. I love it | |||
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"I've just done my 3 final spins of the evening and landed on Misty, Willy, and The OP, although he claims to not be in *chinny reckon*" SensualWillyMist?? Now there's a username..... | |||
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"I'm coming in late and full speed. Lube up Rickshawed, Davina, and Woody ."Hang on, I'll grab the butter and bend over | |||
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"I'm coming in late and full speed. Lube up Rickshawed, Davina, and Woody .
Oh all riiiight
It's like your own private gangbang on this thread Davina xxx
Tell me about it! Wish real life was this full of rumpy-pumpy!
Whaaaattt? It's Pride Month - you won't be able to walk until October xxx"! How many meets do you think I have? I'm a 56 year old, closeted CD. | |||
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"I've just done my 3 final spins of the evening and landed on Misty, Willy, and The OP, although he claims to not be in *chinny reckon* I haven’t heard chinny reckon forever. I love it "I tried to train my kids to say it, but they refused to play ball | |||
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