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By *hoirCouple 25 weeks ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"Smokey Bacon crisps are to be gone.
I love smokey bacon who else does "
We need to get rid of those rules soon enough anyway but smokey bacon is rarely the proper taste
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"What is the connection between the EU and smoky bacon crisps?! Did I miss something else banned by immigrants or something?!  "
Just another brexit/Eu bashing story to stir up the hornets nest of hatred and division. |
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"What is the connection between the EU and smoky bacon crisps?! Did I miss something else banned by immigrants or something?!
Just another brexit/Eu bashing story to stir up the hornets nest of hatred and division. "
Asian hornets?! Bloody immigrants! |
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They're probably flavoured with nitric acid or something equally poisonous. I'm starting a rumour right now that they caused covid, were responsible for the assassination of JFK, and killed off the dinosaurs. |
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By *ambertMan 25 weeks ago
Cheltenham |
It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.
Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.
It's a non issue |
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"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.
Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.
It's a non issue "
^^ this. 100%
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"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.
Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.
It's a non issue "
Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution  |
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"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.
Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.
It's a non issue
Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution "
Don’t worry in the UK we can do as we want so you can have your smoke and eat it  |
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"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?
I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.
We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.
C"
Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK. |
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"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?
I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.
We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.
C
Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK."
Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks. |
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"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.
Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.
It's a non issue
Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution
Don’t worry in the UK we can do as we want so you can have your smoke and eat it "
And I don't want straight bananas and I want to be able to force Tesco to sell me things in pounds, shilling and pence and bring back Jacky magazine! |
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"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?
I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.
We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.
C
Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.
Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks."
Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way |
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"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.
Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.
It's a non issue
Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution
Don’t worry in the UK we can do as we want so you can have your smoke and eat it
And I don't want straight bananas and I want to be able to force Tesco to sell me things in pounds, shilling and pence and bring back Jacky magazine! "
You’re pushing it now KC. Soon you’ll be asking for public flogging in the town square |
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"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?
I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.
We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.
C
Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.
Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks.
Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way "
Oh well. I don't like them anyway so I'm alright, Jack. |
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"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.
Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.
It's a non issue
Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution
Don’t worry in the UK we can do as we want so you can have your smoke and eat it
And I don't want straight bananas and I want to be able to force Tesco to sell me things in pounds, shilling and pence and bring back Jacky magazine!
You’re pushing it now KC. Soon you’ll be asking for public flogging in the town square "
Bring back the stocks! And we shall establish a penal colony somewhere suitably awful. Like Mallorca or Lanzarote! |
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"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?
I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.
We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.
C
Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.
Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks.
Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way
Oh well. I don't like them anyway so I'm alright, Jack."
More of a scampi fries kind of guy? |
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"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?
I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.
We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.
C
Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.
Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks.
Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way
Oh well. I don't like them anyway so I'm alright, Jack.
More of a scampi fries kind of guy? "
Pork scratchings. |
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"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?
I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.
We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.
C
Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.
Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks.
Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way
Oh well. I don't like them anyway so I'm alright, Jack.
More of a scampi fries kind of guy?
Pork scratchings."
Great choice. They’re safe  |
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"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?
I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.
We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.
C
Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.
Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks.
Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way
Oh well. I don't like them anyway so I'm alright, Jack.
More of a scampi fries kind of guy?
Pork scratchings.
Great choice. They’re safe "
Except for my waistline. And the pigs. |
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"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?
I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.
We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.
C
Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.
Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks.
Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way
Oh well. I don't like them anyway so I'm alright, Jack.
More of a scampi fries kind of guy?
Pork scratchings.
Great choice. They’re safe
Except for my waistline. And the pigs."
Occasional treat for the Peppa Pig treats darling |
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"Wait is this actually a real thing?"
It sure is. 27 member states have agreed to faze it out of the next two years. Not just crisps are affected but also ham and bacon. It’s because of the way the flavouring is made. It’s a smoke process with the tar and ash removed from what I remember from watching a food programme and it’s derived from that. Not to be confused with smoking food such as fish. |
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"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.
Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.
It's a non issue
Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution
Don’t worry in the UK we can do as we want so you can have your smoke and eat it
And I don't want straight bananas and I want to be able to force Tesco to sell me things in pounds, shilling and pence and bring back Jacky magazine!
You’re pushing it now KC. Soon you’ll be asking for public flogging in the town square
Bring back the stocks! And we shall establish a penal colony somewhere suitably awful. Like Mallorca or Lanzarote! "
In stocks for a flogging in the sunshine? I’m in for this |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.
Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.
It's a non issue "
Only people born before 2008 will be able to buy them so they will gradually get phased out. Rishi said so |
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Thin end of the wedge this. Today it's smoky bacon crisps.
5 years from now we'll all be eating gruel. No flavouring of any kind. No meat, no chocolate, no fruit. Just gruel.
Is that what you want? Because that's what you're going to get.
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"Thin end of the wedge this. Today it's smoky bacon crisps.
5 years from now we'll all be eating gruel. No flavouring of any kind. No meat, no chocolate, no fruit. Just gruel.
Is that what you want? Because that's what you're going to get.
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Back to the good old days! Who needs flavour! Britain was built on gruel! The Boomers will love it.
(I appreciate I can't really use boomers as an insult, being not that far behind! ) |
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"Thin end of the wedge this. Today it's smoky bacon crisps.
5 years from now we'll all be eating gruel. No flavouring of any kind. No meat, no chocolate, no fruit. Just gruel.
Is that what you want? Because that's what you're going to get.
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"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.
Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.
It's a non issue
^^ this. 100%
(Speaking from the point of the food developer) "
Ah so it’s a non story and actually sounds like an attempt to stop us from eating shite. |
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"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.
Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.
It's a non issue
Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution
Don’t worry in the UK we can do as we want so you can have your smoke and eat it
And I don't want straight bananas and I want to be able to force Tesco to sell me things in pounds, shilling and pence and bring back Jacky magazine! "
The Jackie Annual had some really good dating tips for girls  |
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"Thin end of the wedge this. Today it's smoky bacon crisps.
5 years from now we'll all be eating gruel. No flavouring of any kind. No meat, no chocolate, no fruit. Just gruel.
Is that what you want? Because that's what you're going to get.
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Meat? Probably foreign.
Chocolate - definitely foreign.
Fruit - almost entirely foreign.
I see the problem here. Immigrants. Everything comes back to immigrants.
Pease pottage is all we need. |
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"Thin end of the wedge this. Today it's smoky bacon crisps.
5 years from now we'll all be eating gruel. No flavouring of any kind. No meat, no chocolate, no fruit. Just gruel.
Is that what you want? Because that's what you're going to get.
Back to the good old days! Who needs flavour! Britain was built on gruel! The Boomers will love it.
(I appreciate I can't really use boomers as an insult, being not that far behind! )"
Nobody wants this life, not really. Living an extra 20 years. Nothing to show for it except thousands of pounds of bills for kale and porridge. Distant fading memories of frazzles crunching in their mouths and telling the ducks in the park about something we once called cake. |
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"Thin end of the wedge this. Today it's smoky bacon crisps.
5 years from now we'll all be eating gruel. No flavouring of any kind. No meat, no chocolate, no fruit. Just gruel.
Is that what you want? Because that's what you're going to get.
Back to the good old days! Who needs flavour! Britain was built on gruel! The Boomers will love it.
(I appreciate I can't really use boomers as an insult, being not that far behind! )
Nobody wants this life, not really. Living an extra 20 years. Nothing to show for it except thousands of pounds of bills for kale and porridge. Distant fading memories of frazzles crunching in their mouths and telling the ducks in the park about something we once called cake."
That's the trouble with your generation. No backbone. Water is delicious. |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
west midlands |
"why cant they ban cheese!
This is a campaign I can get behind!
Only cheese that smells and/or tastes like sweaty socks 
Also, does anyone know if prawn coctail crisps are safe !?"
Do I need to start panic buying smokey bacon and prawn cocktail crisps? |
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If its a smoke generated flavour with the ash and tar removed does this also mean Kippers and Arbroath smokies will be no more, and what about the many varieties of smoked sausage, meats and cheeses our continental neighbours enjoy ? |
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