FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Whats the most awkward question on a first date......
Whats the most awkward question on a first date......
Jump to: Newest in thread
I had a woman demand that I take her home to meet my parents afterwards, we were both 20 and i hadnt long moved back in with them.
I was that shocked I went along with it. Needless to say my parents weren't happy about the 'chav' that I had just shown up with, as casually as if we had been together for years.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
My now ex husband, said when we was I think 19, said "I fancy going swinging"...my eyes widened, I must have heard what swinging was somewhere all those years ago, I thought "bit much for a first date!" We went for a drive, he directed me to a bloody playground and had a wail of a time on the swings lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My now ex husband, said when we was I think 19, said "I fancy going swinging"...my eyes widened, I must have heard what swinging was somewhere all those years ago, I thought "bit much for a first date!" We went for a drive, he directed me to a bloody playground and had a wail of a time on the swings lol"
All the feels   |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Not a first date of mine, but was once at a restaurant where there was a first date was happening on the next table.
Despite her best efforts, he kept bringing the conversation back to whether she was a virgin or not.
I don't think he got a second date |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Not a first line, but while in a pretty rough night club, got chatting to an extremely posh girl who was with some of her friends and who had obviously never been in such an grubby establishment before. We were getting on fine and she must have forgotten where she was when she asked me "Do you sail? Daddy's got a yacht." To which I replied "No I don't sail, but I can show you my rollocks."
It worked because I went on to be her bit of rough for a few months.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *TG3Man 25 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"How much money have you got, including savings?you've been watching too much TV haven't you? 
Do they usually have money and saving then? "
not if they have a bank account..... Nooooo |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Why are you single?
What are you meant to say? Because I have a doughy physique and off putting personality. Thank you for asking  "
That is the worst question, hate being asked it! Is there something wrong with being single or something?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Why are you single?
What are you meant to say? Because I have a doughy physique and off putting personality. Thank you for asking
That is the worst question, hate being asked it! Is there something wrong with being single or something? "
Yes, this is the 1950s after all |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Would you mind wearing this mask as you look nothing like your pictures?
I have a similar one where I ask her to wear a Tesco carrier bag
is it a bag for life ?  "
I'm not wasting a bag for life on an ugly chick, they cost money you know  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *nnCeeWoman 25 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
Can you do me a favour? I, erm, slipped onto a garden gnome earlier and it's gone completely inside me - could you just pop your hand up my arse to see if you can retrieve it?
A&E are getting bored of seeing me after my 'slips'. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Has your cunt ever been torn? If not, do you reckon that’s something you’d like to experience? "
I don't have a cunt to tear, but one time a girl was giving me a hand job in the cinema, suddenly the movie ended and in the rush to zip up, I nearly caught my cock in the zip. Does that count? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Mum, are you "insatiable cougar seeking young hot stud"?
Whilst typing the above, I just realised whats worse than that.
Gran, are you "insatiable cougar seeking young hot stud"?
 I'm sorry, I have issues. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
)
.
