"Death
But is that death by face sitting or death by 69?
Can I not get death before having to do either?
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I mean, as long as the rigor mortis has worn off and there's some signed consent forms, sure. |
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"Death
Why when face sitting is basically turning a man into a womanizer and guaranteed orgasm.
Why do I need a man if I can just use a toy?
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Cheaper, don't run out of battery and they make a cuppa after.
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Death
Why when face sitting is basically turning a man into a womanizer and guaranteed orgasm.
Why do I need a man if I can just use a toy?
Cheaper, don't run out of battery and they make a cuppa after.
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Toy, doesn't talk, doesn't breathe, and I can just throw it in a draw after.
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"Death
Why when face sitting is basically turning a man into a womanizer and guaranteed orgasm.
Why do I need a man if I can just use a toy?
Cheaper, don't run out of battery and they make a cuppa after.
Toy, doesn't talk, doesn't breathe, and I can just throw it in a draw after.
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You and Dahmer have a lot more in common than you think. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Death
Why when face sitting is basically turning a man into a womanizer and guaranteed orgasm.
Why do I need a man if I can just use a toy?
Cheaper, don't run out of battery and they make a cuppa after.
Toy, doesn't talk, doesn't breathe, and I can just throw it in a draw after.
You and Dahmer have a lot more in common than you think."
You should come round for a coffee sometime... |
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"Death
Why when face sitting is basically turning a man into a womanizer and guaranteed orgasm.
Why do I need a man if I can just use a toy?
Cheaper, don't run out of battery and they make a cuppa after.
"
Maybe. But they also snore, complain about minute stubble, take up too much space and get jealous when you crack another toy out for some variety. |
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"Death
Why when face sitting is basically turning a man into a womanizer and guaranteed orgasm.
Why do I need a man if I can just use a toy?
Cheaper, don't run out of battery and they make a cuppa after.
Toy, doesn't talk, doesn't breathe, and I can just throw it in a draw after.
You and Dahmer have a lot more in common than you think.
You should come round for a coffee sometime..."
Do you want to take my picture? |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Death
Why when face sitting is basically turning a man into a womanizer and guaranteed orgasm. "
It comes with the fear of suffocating said man and lack of orgasm for me. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Face sitting please  69 is good but I can't full concentrate on what I'm supposed to be doing while he's getting it good at what he's doing   "
That gets mentioned a lot.
Tbh if a women has to stop doing what she’s doing in a 69 to cum kinda feel like I’ve won.
Does that make sense or kinda defeats the purpose of having a 69  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Death
Why when face sitting is basically turning a man into a womanizer and guaranteed orgasm.
It comes with the fear of suffocating said man and lack of orgasm for me. "
So what if they suffocate they go out with a smile and you get a replacement one quicker than Amazon can deliver a womanizer . |
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"Death
Why when face sitting is basically turning a man into a womanizer and guaranteed orgasm.
It comes with the fear of suffocating said man and lack of orgasm for me.
So what if they suffocate they go out with a smile and you get a replacement one quicker than Amazon can deliver a womanizer . "
I don’t want to be responsible for the death of anyone.  |
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