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By *hoirCouple 25 weeks ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
I mean, technically I'm likely to be a granny. C has 10 years on me and reckons it's unlikely one of his offspring hasn't also reproduced by now. So that makes me a step Granny?
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"I mean, technically I'm likely to be a granny. C has 10 years on me and reckons it's unlikely one of his offspring hasn't also reproduced by now. So that makes me a step Granny?
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So you're a Maybe Granny Clammy Fanny?
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By *hoirCouple 25 weeks ago
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"I mean, technically I'm likely to be a granny. C has 10 years on me and reckons it's unlikely one of his offspring hasn't also reproduced by now. So that makes me a step Granny?
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So you're a Maybe Granny Clammy Fanny?
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I would say that is a fair description 
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"I mean, technically I'm likely to be a granny. C has 10 years on me and reckons it's unlikely one of his offspring hasn't also reproduced by now. So that makes me a step Granny?
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This has just made me realise I could become a step granny at any time  |
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"I mean, technically I'm likely to be a granny. C has 10 years on me and reckons it's unlikely one of his offspring hasn't also reproduced by now. So that makes me a step Granny?
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This has just made me realise I could become a step granny at any time "
Look you - I'm only ever playing it safe and mentioning goats from now on!
I learned my lesson...all right!?
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"Suddenly I am feeling sexually aroused….
Hanky Panky with a Musty (Crusty?) Clammy Granny Fanny?
Have you got anything left in the old fella after this morning Sensual?
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I shall summon the last dregs from my weary man orbs in a last ditch, righteous wank for some quality clammy, granny fanny  |
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"I mean, technically I'm likely to be a granny. C has 10 years on me and reckons it's unlikely one of his offspring hasn't also reproduced by now. So that makes me a step Granny?
P
This has just made me realise I could become a step granny at any time
Look you - I'm only ever playing it safe and mentioning goats from now on!
I learned my lesson...all right!?
xxx"
I'm not feeling violent today you're safe  |
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"I mean, technically I'm likely to be a granny. C has 10 years on me and reckons it's unlikely one of his offspring hasn't also reproduced by now. So that makes me a step Granny?
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This has just made me realise I could become a step granny at any time
Look you - I'm only ever playing it safe and mentioning goats from now on!
I learned my lesson...all right!?
xxx
I'm not feeling violent today you're safe "
Nope. Not falling for it  xxx |
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"Suddenly I am feeling sexually aroused….
Hanky Panky with a Musty (Crusty?) Clammy Granny Fanny?
Have you got anything left in the old fella after this morning Sensual?
I shall summon the last dregs from my weary man orbs in a last ditch, righteous wank for some quality clammy, granny fanny "
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By *hoirCouple 25 weeks ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"I mean, technically I'm likely to be a granny. C has 10 years on me and reckons it's unlikely one of his offspring hasn't also reproduced by now. So that makes me a step Granny?
P
This has just made me realise I could become a step granny at any time "
You're welcome? Maybe?
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"Clammy in the Granny gusset?
Where are we on musty fusty Grandpa ballsacks?
They're in storage with the stinky winky Poppa floppers .
I feel we need equal ops on the denigration of our elders "
Deffo. I know a bloke who knows someone who heard someone say that all old people stink of piss, voted for Brexit, and are all Tory fascists too.
I think that was a bit harsh personally.
Some of them only have a mild wee waft about them.
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Do they come with zimmer frame and electric mobility scooter?
Could you shag on a mobility scooter  two's up, have more leg room than a smart car!"
Now there's an image.
Meanwhile a zimmer will provide stability when taking the granny (or grandpa) from behind |
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"Do they come with zimmer frame and electric mobility scooter?
Could you shag on a mobility scooter two's up, have more leg room than a smart car!
Now there's an image.
Meanwhile a zimmer will provide stability when taking the granny (or grandpa) from behind "
Oooohhh...I could have a a musty, crusty, clammy-granny-fanny, zimmer bummer Summer number going on here if I play it right .... |
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"Do they come with zimmer frame and electric mobility scooter?
Could you shag on a mobility scooter two's up, have more leg room than a smart car!
Now there's an image.
Meanwhile a zimmer will provide stability when taking the granny (or grandpa) from behind
Oooohhh...I could have a a musty, crusty, clammy-granny-fanny, zimmer bummer Summer number going on here if I play it right ...."
You are Dr Seuss aren't you? |
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"Do they come with zimmer frame and electric mobility scooter?
Could you shag on a mobility scooter two's up, have more leg room than a smart car!
Now there's an image.
Meanwhile a zimmer will provide stability when taking the granny (or grandpa) from behind
Oooohhh...I could have a a musty, crusty, clammy-granny-fanny, zimmer bummer Summer number going on here if I play it right ....
You are Dr Seuss aren't you?"
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"Do they come with zimmer frame and electric mobility scooter?
Could you shag on a mobility scooter two's up, have more leg room than a smart car!
Now there's an image.
Meanwhile a zimmer will provide stability when taking the granny (or grandpa) from behind
Oooohhh...I could have a a musty, crusty, clammy-granny-fanny, zimmer bummer Summer number going on here if I play it right ....
You are Dr Seuss aren't you?
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Aaaannddd....when the musty, crusty, clammy-granny-fanny, zimmer bummer Summer number meets the manky hanky panky lanky wanky clanky stinky thinky slinky thingy....you get....
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"Aaaannddd....when the musty, crusty, clammy-granny-fanny, zimmer bummer Summer number meets the manky hanky panky lanky wanky clanky stinky thinky slinky thingy....you get....
Gonorrhea? "
Probably |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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This thread reappeared on my Forum list, and my day is a little brighter - only a little, because obviously the cataracts tend to create an overall haze as I peruse the world, clearly having an impact on my outlook on life and resulting in a dark humour.
Unfortunately it is now time for my carer to esc0rt me to perform my morning ablutions (of course there were earlier ones at 1.00, 2.30, 3.45, 5.00 and 7.30 - ignoring the little accident at around 6.00, but we'll pretend that mark on the sheets was caused by the Cadburys dairy milk that I had squirrels away [never trust a fart]).
On that bright (if somewhat obscure - again blame the aging irises [why the staff don't change the flowers I will never know]) note, I must dash (well limp) or there will be a little trail following me all the way to the bathroom.  |
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"This thread reappeared on my Forum list, and my day is a little brighter - only a little, because obviously the cataracts tend to create an overall haze as I peruse the world, clearly having an impact on my outlook on life and resulting in a dark humour.
Unfortunately it is now time for my carer to esc0rt me to perform my morning ablutions (of course there were earlier ones at 1.00, 2.30, 3.45, 5.00 and 7.30 - ignoring the little accident at around 6.00, but we'll pretend that mark on the sheets was caused by the Cadburys dairy milk that I had squirrels away [never trust a fart]).
On that bright (if somewhat obscure - again blame the aging irises [why the staff don't change the flowers I will never know]) note, I must dash (well limp) or there will be a little trail following me all the way to the bathroom. "
You trumped me.
Well, at 6am for sure, and I'm fairly certain throughout . |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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I sense I may have to dig out my childrens' (they are adults now - I'm not Mick Jagger or Robert de Niro - gosh, bad enough having them when I was in my 30s [kids, not Mick or Bobby]) Dr Seuss books so I can keep up with OP.
OP have you come across (I said come, not cum) the alleged children's stories that are full of inuendo, such as 'Just the Tip', Harry's Big Wiener' and 'Jizz Goes Everywhere' (to name a few). There's a woman called Ashley (she's American but not everyone is perfect) on Tik Tok (I know I am too old, but if I am not on Fab or Podcasts, I am on tik tok) who does them as 'storytime'.
I feel they would work in the Lounge (and you might like them!) |
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"I sense I may have to dig out my childrens' (they are adults now - I'm not Mick Jagger or Robert de Niro - gosh, bad enough having them when I was in my 30s [kids, not Mick or Bobby]) Dr Seuss books so I can keep up with OP.
OP have you come across (I said come, not cum) the alleged children's stories that are full of inuendo, such as 'Just the Tip', Harry's Big Wiener' and 'Jizz Goes Everywhere' (to name a few). There's a woman called Ashley (she's American but not everyone is perfect) on Tik Tok (I know I am too old, but if I am not on Fab or Podcasts, I am on tik tok) who does them as 'storytime'.
I feel they would work in the Lounge (and you might like them!)"
I'm certain I would - thank you Phooey.
I have a big soft spot for Samuel L. Jackson's "Stay The Fuck At Home". |
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"Musky , Canny, Rammy , Fanny ......
OR
Cheesy , Wheezy , Nicky , Dicky ?
Ahhhh...Nicky Cheese.
I feel a thread reboot coming Granny.
I can never wank you enough xxxxx"
You've said..... many times |
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"Musky , Canny, Rammy , Fanny ......
OR
Cheesy , Wheezy , Nicky , Dicky ?
Ahhhh...Nicky Cheese.
I feel a thread reboot coming Granny.
I can never wank you enough xxxxx
You've said..... many times "
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)...but all of you are making me giggle.
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