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"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.
I'm getting cramp thinking about it
Passenger and drivers window down, Willy, one leg out of each, sorted!  "
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"Depends, is it a big van Willy?
Just about big enough to fit a smart car inside
Someone sent me a picture recently of a smart car in the back of their van, no joke 
Was it Sensuallover?"
It was not.... |
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"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?"
I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back! |
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By *.R.MMan 38 weeks ago
Norfolk |
"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back! "
A Hammock? |
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"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back! "
There's a blowup bed in my Amazon basket |
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"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back!
There's a blowup bed in my Amazon basket "
Forward thinking! Also a fan  |
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"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back!
A Hammock? "
I don't think I've got the core strength for a hammock |
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By *.R.MMan 38 weeks ago
Norfolk |
"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back!
A Hammock?
I don't think I've got the core strength for a hammock "
But you could get your mate to drive the van around whilst you’re busy in the back! Brings a new meaning to swinging |
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"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back!
A Hammock?
I don't think I've got the core strength for a hammock
But you could get your mate to drive the van around whilst you’re busy in the back! Brings a new meaning to swinging "
I'm surprised Jackass never tried that one |
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"Definitely for the youth, can't be doing with a gear stick up my bum at my age
Why is the gear stick in the back of the van? 
I wasn't thinking of being in the back "
I'll pencil you in as a maybe then |
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"Definitely for the youth, can't be doing with a gear stick up my bum at my age
Why is the gear stick in the back of the van?
I wasn't thinking of being in the back
I'll pencil you in as a maybe then"
You're suggestion sounded lovely but I'm afraid I still prefer a bed Willy  |
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By *ripfillMan 38 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
My van has a lid that elevates - it’s quite the thing !! Plus - you
Can look down on anyone who
Comes close from a window should you wish. it’s double bed sized up there too, actually, I ought to move into it it’s nice ! No community tax to pay. umm vans are good !
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By *aizyWoman 38 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.
I'm getting cramp thinking about it
Passenger and drivers window down, Willy, one leg out of each, sorted!
Are you flexible enough for that?"
I am, altho I can't do Wednesday's! |
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"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.
I'm getting cramp thinking about it
Passenger and drivers window down, Willy, one leg out of each, sorted!
Are you flexible enough for that?
I am, altho I can't do Wednesday's!"
C U next Tuesday then  |
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By *aizyWoman 38 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.
I'm getting cramp thinking about it
Passenger and drivers window down, Willy, one leg out of each, sorted!
Are you flexible enough for that?
I am, altho I can't do Wednesday's!
C U next Tuesday then "
Rude! |
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"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.
I'm getting cramp thinking about it
Passenger and drivers window down, Willy, one leg out of each, sorted!
Are you flexible enough for that?
I am, altho I can't do Wednesday's!
C U next Tuesday then
Rude! "
Thursdays better? |
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By *usurrusCouple 38 weeks ago
North West. |
"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one."
Have you been listening to 'Fascinating Aida'.
If not you should, everyone should. Go on get on the Google's and find the song 'Dogging' sung by Fascinating Aida. It's an education. |
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By *aizyWoman 38 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.
I'm getting cramp thinking about it
Passenger and drivers window down, Willy, one leg out of each, sorted!
Are you flexible enough for that?
I am, altho I can't do Wednesday's!
C U next Tuesday then
Rude!
Thursdays better?"
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By *ags73Man 38 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?"
What we talking transit sized or a small one? |
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"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
What we talking transit sized or a small one? "
We're talking transit size, Rags. Maybe enough for 5, 6 at a push |
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By *ags73Man 38 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
What we talking transit sized or a small one?
We're talking transit size, Rags. Maybe enough for 5, 6 at a push "
Need a mini orgy. I’m sure 4 or 5 of the ladies can help you out. |
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"But....you'll have to change your name to Willy Idle  or RIP van Winkle
Dick Van Dykeor Dyke vin Dick
Willy Van Klunge if he’s lucky "
Rip My Klunge Van Dick, Bitches?
Willy's got a party invitation for all the naaassteeee laydeezzz come June . |
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"But....you'll have to change your name to Willy Idle or RIP van Winkle
Dick Van Dykeor Dyke vin Dick
Willy Van Klunge if he’s lucky
Rip My Klunge Van Dick, Bitches?
Willy's got a party invitation for all the naaassteeee laydeezzz come June ."
roll TBC |
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By *nnCeeWoman 38 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one."
There's actually quite a lot of room in a Smart car.
My ex, who is 6'4", said he had more leg room than in his Mazda 3 |
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By *hoirCouple 38 weeks ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back! "
You'd expect a mattress at least. Even a Bedford Rascal can fit a double mattress in it.
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"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back!
You'd expect a mattress at least. Even a Bedford Rascal can fit a double mattress in it.
C"
You don't even get electric windows as a standard these days. Leave it with me C and I'll see what I can do |
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"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back!
You'd expect a mattress at least. Even a Bedford Rascal can fit a double mattress in it.
C"
I wasn't worthy of something comfy lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"We did it in my Vauxhall Corsa once. It ended in A&E. Would not recommend.
Also the notion of mattresses in the back of vans for sex gives me the ick  "
Why did the Corsa go to A&E? |
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When the Ex and I started dating while still in Africa, we got to know another bf/gf who were into the same things we were. He had a large van that we would take out for the girls to get fucked by random black men while we drove. Then on the way home we would take turns cleaning the girls out. |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"We did it in my Vauxhall Corsa once. It ended in A&E. Would not recommend.
Also the notion of mattresses in the back of vans for sex gives me the ick
Why did the Corsa go to A&E?"
I didn’t know, why did the Corsa go to A&E?  |
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"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?"
My ‘fuck truck’ remains ever popular……  |
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"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
Have you given it a name yet ?"
no name as of yet but I'll probably name it after the lucky lady.
It's looking most likely it will be called Miss Daizy or Coyote Ugly |
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By *ags73Man 38 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
Have you given it a name yet ?
no name as of yet but I'll probably name it after the lucky lady.
It's looking most likely it will be called Miss Daizy or Coyote Ugly "
I love positive thinking Willy.
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"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
Have you given it a name yet ?
no name as of yet but I'll probably name it after the lucky lady.
It's looking most likely it will be called Miss Daizy or Coyote Ugly
I love positive thinking Willy.
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If you believe in yourself, anything is possible  |
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"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
Have you given it a name yet ?
no name as of yet but I'll probably name it after the lucky lady.
It's looking most likely it will be called Miss Daizy or Coyote Ugly
I love positive thinking Willy.
If you believe in yourself, anything is possible "
Best to avoid "Miss Ugly" though, unless you're a master at reverse psychology poker . |
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By *ags73Man 38 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)
Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?
Have you given it a name yet ?
no name as of yet but I'll probably name it after the lucky lady.
It's looking most likely it will be called Miss Daizy or Coyote Ugly
I love positive thinking Willy.
If you believe in yourself, anything is possible
Best to avoid "Miss Ugly" though, unless you're a master at reverse psychology poker ."
see up thread
I have no idea how Willy does it |
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