"Sometimes i think I might want sex , then things like this remind me I don't.
Thank you op for saving me from the mistakes I was about to make."
Good decision Coyote, I have heard that sex is like Christmas…..there is a big build up, it’s over before you know it and you’re left to clean up the mess!!
I hope that’s helped keep you on the straight and narrow  |
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"Sometimes i think I might want sex , then things like this remind me I don't.
Thank you op for saving me from the mistakes I was about to make."
I knew I'd come in useful to you one day. Your welcome |
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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago
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"I've recently seen a guy on insta trying to give people advice/instructions on how to finger properly. It's rather amusing, but he's definitely got the method down."
Does he use props to demonstrate on? Surely if its on insta he's not using the real thing?!  |
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"I've recently seen a guy on insta trying to give people advice/instructions on how to finger properly. It's rather amusing, but he's definitely got the method down."
COME HERE! With the thumb massaging the clit. |
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By *EAT..85Woman 30 weeks ago
Nottingham |
"Love a good fingering 
But I also love a good fishing so it can get a bit frustrating.
I love fishing myself but I won’t carp on about it.   "
FFS. I'm only going to post with spelling mistakes going forwards as they're more entertaining than my intended messages apparently  |
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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Speaking of, anyone seen episode 4 of the new bridgerton series yet? That carriage scene is so hot  "
I've been debating with myself whether or not to start watching Bridgerton, think I might now! |
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By *lueLotusWoman 30 weeks ago
the wilderness |
"A man who's good at it is *chefs kiss*"
Agreed and even better when they love it and watch your face to make sure you're enjoying yourself, then can whip on a condom one handed while they're still working you up |
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"Love a good fingering
But I also love a good fishing so it can get a bit frustrating.
I love fishing myself but I won’t carp on about it. "
You sound like quite a catch. Bet you net yourself a lot of fun. But be careful of those crabs .  |
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"Only if the guy knows how to do it & none of this finger blasting
Ugh. Hate finger blasting. It’s uncomfortable and awkward"
Slow, gentle, unhurried fingering is so nice a way to spend an afternoon |
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By *eliWoman 30 weeks ago
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"Speaking of, anyone seen episode 4 of the new bridgerton series yet? That carriage scene is so hot
I've been debating with myself whether or not to start watching Bridgerton, think I might now! "
Oh you should! It's incredible. The little details...
Anyway OP, digital stimulation hasn't really gone anywhere. It's not exactly a rare sex act. |
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"I once wore a fairly girthy motorcycle glove and fingered someone to Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
She married me.
Shouldn’t that have been die zauberflote? "
(bit of a heavy intro for fingering though Glow xx ) |
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"A finger or two just inside gently teasing while the tongue teases the clit is heaven
*sigh*
And now I know exactly what I’d rather be doing this afternoon instead of sitting here working."
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"I once wore a fairly girthy motorcycle glove and fingered someone to Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
She married me.
Shouldn’t that have been die zauberflote?
(bit of a heavy intro for fingering though Glow xx)"
I wouldn’t know Nicky if I tried it he’d end up looking like a toast rack |
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"I once wore a fairly girthy motorcycle glove and fingered someone to Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
She married me.
Shouldn’t that have been die zauberflote?
(bit of a heavy intro for fingering though Glow xx)
I wouldn’t know Nicky if I tried it he’d end up looking like a toast rack "
Crumbs  ! |
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"I once wore a fairly girthy motorcycle glove and fingered someone to Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
She married me.
Shouldn’t that have been die zauberflote?
(bit of a heavy intro for fingering though Glow xx)
I wouldn’t know Nicky if I tried it he’d end up looking like a toast rack
Crumbs !"
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"I once wore a fairly girthy motorcycle glove and fingered someone to Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
She married me.
Shouldn’t that have been die zauberflote?
(bit of a heavy intro for fingering though Glow xx)
I wouldn’t know Nicky if I tried it he’d end up looking like a toast rack
Crumbs !
Talons "
I have a vague recollection that the first time I saw a toast rack I had no idea what it was for, so concluded it was for carrying the little jam and honey jars around the hotel room (even though they fell through the gaps. Somehow...my mind made it all fit )
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